Post AV5UFr9865IsReZMsC by urbanfoxe@mastodon.ie
(DIR) More posts by urbanfoxe@mastodon.ie
(DIR) Post #AV5TkKN1uHnNod2McK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T19:44:42Z
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I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that:-Every month is National Potato Month.-George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.-Optimus Prime is the only heterosexual Transformer.-The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.-Cher’s full name is Chernobyl.I pray that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.
(DIR) Post #AV5TrX7Yto1RO6Ep4C by MonarchMommy@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T19:45:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts holy shit. You have the power! Also, Chernobyl, lol.
(DIR) Post #AV5TtBZPzkuZ823VeC by Alexx9811@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T19:46:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Counterpoint: It IS funny and is also not destroying democracy.
(DIR) Post #AV5Tvs3yyhzhUtdGKm by pretensesoup@romancelandia.club
2023-04-27T19:46:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am going to assume the one about Cher is actually a true, high-quality fact.
(DIR) Post #AV5TwOrN2cVvDKz9l2 by ch1m3r4c0mpl3x@mstdn.games
2023-04-27T19:46:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts"Tell us you don't know what satire is without telling us you don't know what satire is."
(DIR) Post #AV5U3VyMzh9BIkeTOS by algernon@journa.host
2023-04-27T19:48:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just hope your pleased with yourself, destroying democracy with your jokes.
(DIR) Post #AV5U68BPtpqCO80BDk by 4d3fect@sfba.social
2023-04-27T19:48:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts some ppl have no sense of humor
(DIR) Post #AV5U8XIfUDAsrlXZi4 by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2023-04-27T19:49:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts are you telling me that "Saving Private Ryan" wasn't originally intended to star The Muppets?Definitely some fascism there. Goodbye forever!
(DIR) Post #AV5U8yELMOl4OAj0DY by AaronDavid@mastodon.world
2023-04-27T19:49:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Shame on you. Don't you know you tell jokes that are sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, weightist, heightist or funny.. BTW dogs can't look up
(DIR) Post #AV5U9xue1jq9h1z97Y by davep@infosec.exchange
2023-04-27T19:49:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts I bet dril doesn't get this crap 🤣
(DIR) Post #AV5UAcI5tyMgvLGRE0 by ShaneB@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T19:49:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh ffs. ‘It’s not funny and it’s destroying a democracy’. Half true at best.
(DIR) Post #AV5UC60usVHzOhw1Ds by VLD@mastodon.world
2023-04-27T19:49:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ha!❤️
(DIR) Post #AV5UCxu2WHsGX18I08 by marq@toot.community
2023-04-27T19:49:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Moar like LOW QUALITY FASH amiright
(DIR) Post #AV5UDbe8kovJnI09lw by chrisrory@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T19:49:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts my low quality facts don’t care about your low quality feelings
(DIR) Post #AV5UFr9865IsReZMsC by urbanfoxe@mastodon.ie
2023-04-27T19:50:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts yes, it's you who is ruining democracy. 🙄
(DIR) Post #AV5UHn9HvkjSctZBmS by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T19:50:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Correction: The LOTR *happened* in New York City. It was filmed in Euro Disney.
(DIR) Post #AV5UJMcNXgdavCvI5g by jason@logoff.website
2023-04-27T19:51:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts @WEATHERISHAPPENING wow I can’t believe they’re right, an actual fascist on that server, they have no choice but to ban them all, I guess.
(DIR) Post #AV5UJZiArRzvWwjbQe by LicensedToKilt@dmv.community
2023-04-27T19:51:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts You should be ashamed of yourself. I've only been reading low-quality facts for three days and I've already censored every single book about airplanes in my local library and appointed my dog as the school council president.
(DIR) Post #AV5USajaQaH9JCh7js by slothrop@chaos.social
2023-04-27T19:52:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ah, so YOU are the reason everything is going to shit? Shame on you. Go on a three-months digital detox, and things will surely improve.
(DIR) Post #AV5UTjWxD1MEsaKXPE by Burnt_Veggies@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T19:52:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts I disagree wholeheartedly with this person. Fascism is real and a real concern, but this is not it. We cannot lose our sense of humor in all this trauma. After all laughter is the best medicine.
(DIR) Post #AV5UeJEXJyPQVQl5m4 by JBKB703@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T19:54:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣🤣🤣You are forgiven!!❤️
(DIR) Post #AV5Uk78HE1J8iGbAzw by partnumber2@c.im
2023-04-27T19:55:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts How much do you think they paid for their humour bypass operation? 👀
(DIR) Post #AV5Ukuva5UrT9N2k9Q by cozymel@kolektiva.social
2023-04-27T19:56:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts RIP low quality facks
(DIR) Post #AV5UlvHMGd7WWri0hc by jrod3737@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T19:56:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tell this person that owls can’t take photos.
(DIR) Post #AV5UoDubxctQtjAMbI by artemis@dice.camp
2023-04-27T19:56:36Z
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@lowqualityfactsI feel like it's not misinformation if the literal name of the account announces that it's all made up.Also... misinformation is not really the same as "factually incorrect". Misinformation either serves an agenda/pushes a narrative or serves to obscure the truth about something.
(DIR) Post #AV5UtRwbDWzxriaWgK by pariahsickkid@mastodon.world
2023-04-27T19:57:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts george bush also has a full back tat of the Busch Beer logo.
(DIR) Post #AV5UtlX6O2UEcQoRiS by TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T19:57:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wasn't the Foo Fighters tattoo first reported after that incident when he got lost on his way out of an unfamiliar flight suit and got stuck halfway?
(DIR) Post #AV5V0IIvSMn5zkILLc by GregArcus@mastodon.world
2023-04-27T19:58:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts That lets me off the hook.
(DIR) Post #AV5VCWN2z2Th623L0a by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-04-27T20:00:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wonder if that person feels that way about #TheOnion
(DIR) Post #AV5VKU9f6dIUXZacjI by withaveeay@mastodon.scot
2023-04-27T20:02:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts You should be ashamed of yourself. I had to google for an hour to find out the truth that Cher's real name is George W Bush and that Lord of the Rings was filmed during National Potato Month.
(DIR) Post #AV5VKVKgj7iAC3kwYS by Farah@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T20:02:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts how do I forward is to Cher so she can sue you? #jk
(DIR) Post #AV5VUFKD68DPRUB5fM by Kyote@stranger.social
2023-04-27T20:04:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😅
(DIR) Post #AV5VVevROwgr89GYHA by MrInappropriate@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-27T20:04:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Finally. Someone said what we’ve all been thinking. 🤷🏽😂Also Chernobyl. Brilliant, as usual.
(DIR) Post #AV5Vvg1ZwD144HXjHc by nordern@chaos.social
2023-04-27T20:09:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Exactly, how dare you. We need to keep the internet clean and free of misinformation and jokes. Surely then a perfect state of miserable utopia will be reached.Also, you're polluting the datasets for the poor AI companies.
(DIR) Post #AV5Vz2mZmSCRWH8CPo by LaPenguin@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T20:09:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's heaps funny! I love the Low Quality Facts.
(DIR) Post #AV5WGeCVugCUUeeooS by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-27T20:12:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts hmmm me thinks your critic, in using even lower quality facts as the basis of their argument needs to look up the meaning of irony, also hypocrisy! LQF for President of the Galaxy that’s what I say! #TheMammutMoves
(DIR) Post #AV5WKePt3MFsJwp05Y by kviksilver@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T20:13:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts @drahardja its a slippery slope between sarcasm and a bit of fun and full blown fascism, be careful
(DIR) Post #AV5WSqtCYzY5JyRaJE by PaultheFossil@genealysis.social
2023-04-27T20:15:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Actually it's Cherknobyl, the k is silent
(DIR) Post #AV5WZ9OCh44wR3wqmG by MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T20:16:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait. It’s not potato month?
(DIR) Post #AV5Wgi3sBLUHzp2jhY by smudgiesmom@universeodon.com
2023-04-27T20:17:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣🤣🤣
(DIR) Post #AV5WhgcL2Khvo5d6ki by mogelpony@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T20:17:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fact: Low quality facts lead to low quality fascism 🤷
(DIR) Post #AV5XAnh1oBxU9Khq9w by VE2UWY@mastodon.radio
2023-04-27T20:23:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ignore the #Soviet #Bots.
(DIR) Post #AV5XGE3JETQVLjiNXM by Eamon1916@mastodon.ie
2023-04-27T20:24:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts A simple response should have been...CHILLTHEFUCKOUT
(DIR) Post #AV5XQt4vYMTXUAYVKS by alphalyrae@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T20:25:59Z
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@lowqualityfactsOh! You fiend! You rapscallion! You upender of civilized discourse! Fie I say...like in your general direction! If I must forgive you, I will. But just this once!
(DIR) Post #AV5YHqpYdpTbrUcbJ2 by Jason844@universeodon.com
2023-04-27T20:35:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Someone lacks a sense of humor. Block 'em!Also, George W. Bush has a Kinks tatoo on his back. It's his daughters who have the Foo Fighters tatoos.
(DIR) Post #AV5YfTyPHA23vB1qzY by mrbruno@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T20:39:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Humor on the internet is difficult.
(DIR) Post #AV5Yyk69Y1gNQxptpo by cwwilkie@zirk.us
2023-04-27T20:43:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ah, but the complaint only states you're destroying "a" democracy. Complainer has not stated which democracy is being destroyed. It could be centrist democracy (in which case, yay) or North Korea's. We don't know, because that forensic energy went instead into ellipses.My guess? This bright bulb uncritically quoted some of your facts at a party, was merrily disabused of their notions, and now has a reputation.
(DIR) Post #AV5Z1cxUY8749wA0ga by Extra_Special_Carbon@mastodon.world
2023-04-27T20:43:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do they think these are HIGH quality facts? No! It says there right on the package, these are LOW quality facts.
(DIR) Post #AV5Z6MqZsZGvddBdj6 by tuckerteague@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T20:44:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts The key insight in the critique is, "It's not funny..."😂
(DIR) Post #AV5Z8uO09WIKEl237Y by vespasianvs@mastodon.online
2023-04-27T20:45:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts if you really want to mess with us, throw in the occasional high quality fact 😂
(DIR) Post #AV5ZIRBhZAcMZkp4V6 by Deavil@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T20:46:52Z
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Stick with what you know! Low quality is your greatest strength!#BeBest 💫
(DIR) Post #AV5ZTiOzu5aR9PQ3lo by Klingsor@social.vivaldi.net
2023-04-27T20:48:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don't laugh, dear Mastodon user, because laughter is destroying a democracy 🙄
(DIR) Post #AV5ZXpv3tfkfchNleS by KFuentesGeorge@universeodon.com
2023-04-27T20:49:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts OPINION: I used to be a card carrying liberal until I found out that Optimus Prime is the only cishet Transformer. Now I write for Breitbart.
(DIR) Post #AV5ZmNxO8vZ7F7PMVU by Lily_and_Frog@home.social
2023-04-27T20:52:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts It was a typo. It was meant for the "Low Quality Fasc" account.
(DIR) Post #AV5aDDxxOejw4kTJPk by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
2023-04-27T20:57:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Keep up the bad work, you are one cunny funt.
(DIR) Post #AV5adekqQ77GghwU1g by JizzelEtBass@kolektiva.social
2023-04-27T21:01:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts It is well known that Hitler declared every month national potato month!
(DIR) Post #AV5b4wiBlQLgCRiFnM by jabsonik@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T21:06:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Then again, your method of destructing democracy is of very low quality.
(DIR) Post #AV5bEEeYQZgsRyRU6C by TheBierFrau@mstdn.ca
2023-04-27T21:08:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have some info on Optimus Prime you might find interesting.
(DIR) Post #AV5bgVMlsk4GOSbXG4 by klefstadmyr@social.vivaldi.net
2023-04-27T21:13:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I will NEVER forgive you! Keep up the good work!
(DIR) Post #AV5dhpwZ3rUsPX6pnM by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T21:36:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts When someone thanks you, the polite thing to say is, "You're welcome."
(DIR) Post #AV5e3Z9aAPH2hyYkb2 by Missal2928@mas.to
2023-04-27T21:40:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now I have to follow you, dammit.
(DIR) Post #AV5eZTNp9jxW4wR3PU by rato@pol.social
2023-04-27T21:46:00Z
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@algernon truth is, the game was rigged from a start.
(DIR) Post #AV5ee6saFi5tjS2AhU by avocado_toast@mstdn.social
2023-04-27T21:46:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts if we cannot have our jokes, then the fascists have already won
(DIR) Post #AV5ewGThItEkiL3CEq by vecrumba@historians.social
2023-04-27T21:50:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Accepted, not that it was necessary. One can tell. That said, I am the first to admit that I have on occasion wound up believing satire is true because the truth these days is so outlandish.Democracy also requires a sense of humor and the fostering of collegiality to survive. IMHO, carry on.
(DIR) Post #AV5f458XM1UNr9se5g by brownhamer@mastodon.nl
2023-04-27T21:51:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts wait what? Lord of the Rings was not filmed in New York?
(DIR) Post #AV5f7qeV9IVC5lcxlI by ned@tech.lgbt
2023-04-27T21:52:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel so betrayed, I had the cornucopia all set for National Potato Month in a few days! What will I do with all these potatoes now? :blobfoxeyes:
(DIR) Post #AV5fWRUdpJk9Ink7cG by pixelpusher220@universeodon.com
2023-04-27T21:56:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts have you considered a LowQualityFactComplaints OnlyFans? Seems like a potential sub there
(DIR) Post #AV5fcVJIY25AsVKN8a by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-04-27T21:57:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts One of your funniest posts.I'm sure someone like that has a different idea of democracy where they can control all speech from "polluting" social media.Not the democracy I want.
(DIR) Post #AV5g07ZCTegaBm1kB6 by enoch@universeodon.com
2023-04-27T22:02:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂🤣 how dare you destroy democracy with lies about potatoes 🥔🤨 National potato month is September! also, everyone should already know that about optimus prime and cher 😂
(DIR) Post #AV5g1VVcwgvYjb16Y4 by CaliGal@mstdn.party
2023-04-27T22:02:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤔 Perhaps someone thinks jokes are not needed with so much malarkey out there? 🤷
(DIR) Post #AV5g9N8nwSdH685lj6 by fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza
2023-04-27T22:03:44Z
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@johnhattan @lowqualityfacts I can draw a direct causal chain from lowqualityfacts' toots to DeSantis election to Florida governorship
(DIR) Post #AV5hZXssinI7ttgkPw by JmeBooXer@indieweb.social
2023-04-27T22:19:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Shame on you.🤣🤣😉
(DIR) Post #AV5ia4vPyZxwKTh18K by bjornlarssen@toot.community
2023-04-27T22:30:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I will pray for you tonight as I awkwardly fiddle with my rosary beads. May your fact quality increase above Kelly Anne Con Way's. (This means you don't need to change anything. Well done!)
(DIR) Post #AV5jZYW2Zagplf8Zoe by ahimsa_pdx@disabled.social
2023-04-27T22:41:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Strange that you would get complaints when "Low Quality" is right there in the name! 😂
(DIR) Post #AV5jhVeb67SzCxvs6C by GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai
2023-04-27T22:43:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts we thank you for your service lowering the quality of national dialog.the gop needs the competition to keep them on their toes..😂
(DIR) Post #AV5kVF90kmewU4sC24 by chestas@aus.social
2023-04-27T22:52:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AV5libceakOJuwfps8 by LRRRonEarth@beige.party
2023-04-27T23:05:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts THIS IS SPECTACULAR AND I ASSUME IT IS A BIT.
(DIR) Post #AV5luK9jMEE5DljVDs by Fayedray@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T23:08:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts lol
(DIR) Post #AV5m0r5poKkn6y1bsW by mentallyalex@beige.party
2023-04-27T23:09:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Was the other stuff not... wait a second, Chernobyl isn't her real name?!
(DIR) Post #AV5m6jgcGISRsS27kG by samitruant@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T23:10:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh no, I've been misled... And I love it!
(DIR) Post #AV5mi1Fbv8bd4DBCdc by NerdRage42@c.im
2023-04-27T23:17:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts they said...
(DIR) Post #AV5nW8kCKoCKmoO0Aq by queercatenthusiast@jorts.horse
2023-04-27T23:26:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts THOSE TRANSFORMERS ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS, HOW DARE
(DIR) Post #AV5o4x53gv88kQk8IK by weezmgk@mastodon.au
2023-04-27T23:32:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thank you for destroying democracy. It's well past due time that someone got around to it. In fact, I would like you to investigate levelling western civilisation, once we identify what that is. It's not got a good reputation.
(DIR) Post #AV5p0rtB9SKxRTnqpk by Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2023-04-27T23:42:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘... 😃
(DIR) Post #AV5pnXWVevRkT8PMVE by soc_i_ety@mstdn.ca
2023-04-27T23:51:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts High quality low quality facts.One big difference--your facts are funny.One other difference is that you are on our side.:mastodon:
(DIR) Post #AV5rjohg2eCMVBz4hU by MamaForestCritter@social.vivaldi.net
2023-04-28T00:13:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hmm, I think you should donate some of those marbles that you're going to lose anyway and maybe loan out Eminem's butler for good measure...
(DIR) Post #AV5tvNJVtxyQwCJxRY by SQLAllFather@techhub.social
2023-04-28T00:38:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Optimus Prime is bi.
(DIR) Post #AV5uYluUO2XoW2Oy6y by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-04-28T00:44:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am going to go out on a limb and say you are carbon neutral tho?!
(DIR) Post #AV5vqQGBifyUXIX1V2 by ScriptFanix@pouet.chapril.org
2023-04-28T00:57:32Z
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@lowqualityfactsIf only we could graft sense of humour
(DIR) Post #AV5x4AJ3voYT45zcwq by jomo1337@techhub.social
2023-04-28T01:13:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts please continue. To wrath and ruin, as they say.
(DIR) Post #AV5xShKOoGNMQhJfhQ by chicating@mastodon.world
2023-04-28T01:17:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts In the immortal words of Duckie "It's called a sense of humor, try one. They're nice."
(DIR) Post #AV5zY0rvmhl8OHf9VI by FerdiMagellan@aus.social
2023-04-28T01:41:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts To the dungeon with you. My democracy has no room for levity.
(DIR) Post #AV5zn21hlLlGKCObUe by aethervision@universeodon.com
2023-04-28T01:43:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well right there I can see the problem. These are, to be charitable, half-truths:- Yes, but we get a different potato every month. April is Russets.- The lower back is not really the same thing as the back and it’s just a little raygun because it makes him feel pretty. Every one, even arguable war criminals, should be allowed to feel pretty. - You’ve clearly never seen Optimus at Mardi Gras. A fire truck isn’t the only thing he turns in to. - The Mordor scenes were obviously filmed on Staten Island. - Ok, yeah. That one checks out.
(DIR) Post #AV60szronvjpJqBD8K by bynkii@mastodon.social
2023-04-28T01:55:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts @saraislet
(DIR) Post #AV60yvdLSOotvWEqfI by the_Effekt@universeodon.com
2023-04-28T01:57:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Cher Nobyl makes sense to me.Also, thanks for setting the person with no quality facts straight with your low quality facts!
(DIR) Post #AV61sl0O9yibBEdcae by cwnidog@universeodon.com
2023-04-28T02:07:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts : Sounds like somebody needs a hap.
(DIR) Post #AV61xXcDN2qz6Gc0e0 by SimpleRobC@masto.ai
2023-04-28T02:08:05Z
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@fcktheworld587 @johnhattan @lowqualityfacts Six degrees from Santis? 🤭
(DIR) Post #AV628uaUIjN3X4E5Ka by knwmoon@mastodon.online
2023-04-28T02:10:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts “Quit joking around, guys, this is serious,” has never ended well for anyone, has it?It’s basically the “hold my beer” of passive-aggressive bullshit🤷♀️
(DIR) Post #AV63Fz1qHrXdHtxOSW by m3t00@mstdn.party
2023-04-28T02:22:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts meanwhile, got a new follower
(DIR) Post #AV63Qh0NdeuQZeNbMm by mookie@mininull.com
2023-04-28T02:24:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Let’s all be inclusive of those who are born without a sense of humor.
(DIR) Post #AV63tJCnCkux9rpZ0S by Gojira1000@mas.to
2023-04-28T02:29:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's either a dumb post OR a finely-crafted sarcastic troll. I tend to believe the first option.
(DIR) Post #AV6BX9lIQyPX8FuwTY by Bikracer@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-28T03:55:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AV6C6ox7HQbT1BS6Ma by JoseALerma@universeodon.com
2023-04-28T04:01:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Sarcasm is the lowest for of wit, but the highest form of intelligence"https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-surprising-benefits-of-sarcasm/Still, it couldn't hurt to put a warning for the unaware somewhere, like in an introductory post
(DIR) Post #AV6FIgwFCZKvV5OdEG by arclight@oldbytes.space
2023-04-28T04:37:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I will pray for you.I won't say who I'm praying to or for what, but it involves taquitos. A whole lot of taquitos.
(DIR) Post #AV6I2CHXiJdZeNBWwS by jose_suweeet@mstdn.ca
2023-04-28T05:08:09Z
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🤣🤣😭@lowqualityfacts "Do ya own thang mehng, fuq whut dey lookin at"—Ice Cube★ Every day is Potato day if you are Irish (I'm part Irish)★ I heard Poppy Bros. Sr. Has a tattoo of 'ol GWB on his back [https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Poppy_Bros._Sr.]★ I knew he did not belong in some way but I'm sure he loves Bumblebee Tuna★ Does this mean the Duke of the Rings was filmed in Yorkshire?★ I assume its pronounced Share-No-Beel and that her married name is actually Bonoroo🖖😎
(DIR) Post #AV6Ljm4aoos8y8bAvo by geos@toot.community
2023-04-28T05:49:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣
(DIR) Post #AV6P1E9LyzhMphq5c8 by catsnfats@mastodon.world
2023-04-28T06:26:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts reading comprehension is hard… 🙄
(DIR) Post #AV6T3SVlxPmLlpe3RQ by Haste@mastodon.social
2023-04-28T07:11:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Democracy sure is fragile.
(DIR) Post #AV6cTXRd8ab2BfDa6q by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-04-28T08:57:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Cher's full name!
(DIR) Post #AV6lXBqoGRMPxcoNrU by rhfinearts@mstdn.social
2023-04-28T10:38:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh gosh 😂
(DIR) Post #AV6m9dZBfLnMvKtyNM by pattykimura@mastodon.lol
2023-04-28T10:45:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Jeezum Pete, it's not like you're a real fascist organ like The Onion. Perspective, haters. "Low Quality" isn't just branding, it's "Chernobyl" quality stardom. I stand with Low Quality! ✊
(DIR) Post #AV6nVBHvaJr3XqfKdc by JulieinWales@universeodon.com
2023-04-28T11:00:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh dear….
(DIR) Post #AV6qHSewVBjBEGa1uC by freequaybuoy@mastodon.green
2023-04-28T11:31:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Cher’s full name is Chernobyl" 🤣 Pretty sure Slag was hetero
(DIR) Post #AV6tRttEPkhqRPvuXw by old_baby@jorts.horse
2023-04-28T12:07:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts new york times should do a story on this 🙃
(DIR) Post #AV6tk2xjQBlFn9gtFY by PatrickoftheG@mastodon.social
2023-04-28T12:10:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have been buying so many potatoes because of you! JUDAS!
(DIR) Post #AV6u70zOvJDEKhQKYK by davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social
2023-04-28T12:14:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts One does not simply walk into New York.
(DIR) Post #AV7Etpa67pJUDx8vU8 by anneguisinherba@universeodon.com
2023-04-28T16:07:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts I shall only forgive you if you inform everyone that the Girl Scouts have renamed “Thin Mint” cookies “Healthy Mint” after accusations of body shaming.
(DIR) Post #AV7Qdz8m10Q4gjZZjM by TrashPanda@infosec.exchange
2023-04-28T18:19:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts At least put "facts" in quotation marks.
(DIR) Post #AV9IQq63uxLVYeReqW by TonyStark@progressivecafe.social
2023-04-29T15:56:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Then they came for the jokes. And it’s National Potatoe Month.
(DIR) Post #AV9JEhll9YJmD4j6Tg by wendinoakland@mastodon.social
2023-04-29T16:05:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts enshittification™️ FTW
(DIR) Post #AV9JjXN3rcdew9sNQu by uninventive@universeodon.com
2023-04-29T16:11:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Humor is not anti-American! We need it more than ever because the best comedy Alt-Right folks can come up with is waterboarding jaywalkers and torturing the poor. Public executions cannot become the future of Comedy Central. So keep up the Low Quality Facts!
(DIR) Post #AV9gjQqsOqBxfEjz60 by webframp@hachyderm.io
2023-04-29T20:29:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel bad for people who live around this person
(DIR) Post #AVsrzGeoH5Qn6PmUGO by memphismary@tooting.ch
2023-05-21T15:37:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😭😭😭
(DIR) Post #AVsrze0vR1mtXfIyQa by ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
2023-05-21T15:37:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Someone needs to take a deep breath. And a Xanax.
(DIR) Post #AVsrzsOpwvEW9sbGds by themodestokid@zirk.us
2023-05-21T15:37:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts democracy has had its fuckin day, man. I for one welcome and salute our new low quality overlords
(DIR) Post #AVss6ker8BAWAvN4kq by isotope239@mastodon.online
2023-05-21T15:38:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh for cryin' out loud, someone obviously devoid of any sense of humor whatsoever. Since I tend to equate a good sense of humor with intelligence, I suspect your detractor just isn't very bright. Hit the ignore button!
(DIR) Post #AVssEElzYuZrbQHKIS by Pierrette@mastodon.uno
2023-05-21T15:39:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts ❤️
(DIR) Post #AVssPd49a8b88CCnce by grob@mstdn.social
2023-05-21T15:41:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts you said sorry for the quality, so you're forgiven *does pope thingy*
(DIR) Post #AVssSKuNY2bMgWvMi8 by toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se
2023-05-21T15:42:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Was there any fallout from the Cher gag?
(DIR) Post #AVssXUDCNwCSzHBOpk by debonairetoast@musicians.today
2023-05-21T15:43:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts comedy is dead, long live uncooked potato posts?
(DIR) Post #AVsse0QHXQiOcqPYJc by DavBot@nerdculture.de
2023-05-21T15:44:33Z
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@lowqualityfactsRumour has it that the word gullible is written on every ceiling in the world.
(DIR) Post #AVst4Iz39V2lihDKoC by coop@denton.social
2023-05-21T15:49:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Everybody stop making jokes! The democracy is WOBBLING! "
(DIR) Post #AVstHOtSUV2zoUqKpM by diegopappalardo@toot.community
2023-05-21T15:51:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts OMG, it has begun! Idiots are finally tired of #twitter and moving to #mastodon . May God save our souls! (and Mastodon).
(DIR) Post #AVstQtNwUcoKzJcyye by Studio_Gal@mastodon.social
2023-05-21T15:53:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Has anyone alerted the media
(DIR) Post #AVstU6dlfOiCy1Yvlw by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
2023-05-21T15:53:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Surely this critic is doing a bit, in an attempt to out-LowQualityaFact you.
(DIR) Post #AVstpm0D4xePKXOJhw by CheckingInOcassionally@mastodon.ie
2023-05-21T15:57:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts em sea oh ef aye see bee pee aye aye
(DIR) Post #AVsttYLZn7mS8ZBgUy by mmby@mastodon.social
2023-05-21T15:58:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts they don't get that if you wanted to sow disinformation your account would be Quality Facts
(DIR) Post #AVstwuhl7d7ALbAKx6 by rina@norden.social
2023-05-21T15:59:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts "it's destroying a democracy"not democracy itself, just a democracy? what is with the other democracies?
(DIR) Post #AVsu5zU4iph3mC5rHs by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-21T16:00:48Z
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@toxy Yes, sadly I am still not on speaking terms with Cher.
(DIR) Post #AVsuCKuZy5PLyCW4f2 by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-05-21T16:01:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do and accept your apologies. From now on I will judge humor as non existing and any attempt to bring fun and nonsense into the world as a major crime. In deep remembrance to Umberto Eco and his book "The Name of the Rose".
(DIR) Post #AVsuOy8pwD3d7AD15k by johnscalise@mstdn.social
2023-05-21T16:04:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts humor is always needed.
(DIR) Post #AVsuQsJuYK1tdgIWjg by ERDonnachie@mstdn.social
2023-05-21T16:04:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts At least lowqualityfacts is honest. It's a very welcome counterpart to the "facts" I often came across on Twitter.
(DIR) Post #AVsuWXHDhjR26yjplw by Niall@mastodon.world
2023-05-21T16:05:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts brilliant.
(DIR) Post #AVsufdH2mCPfJkzeng by jeremiah@noagendasocial.com
2023-05-21T16:07:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts look, National Potato Month deniers are who's destroying America. You keep doing the Lord's work, we've got your back.
(DIR) Post #AVsv32RrLQDu3UDHbk by VE2UWY@mastodon.radio
2023-05-21T16:11:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts You are forgiven. Bless you my son and/or daughter.
(DIR) Post #AVsv4y9aHcuHJYaNma by benjamincox@mastodon.world
2023-05-21T16:11:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts What an absolute tool. 😆
(DIR) Post #AVsvLrPkaownKtCZqC by hugh@mastodon.nz
2023-05-21T16:14:51Z
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@lowqualityfactsNo.
(DIR) Post #AVsy8QQjuJtfkCwwHA by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-05-21T16:46:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts There is hope for this whiner #Metamucil
(DIR) Post #AVsz2gzlVSQHKuAA7s by thejerry_garCIA@mastodon.social
2023-05-21T16:56:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts this person has engaged in some low quality criticism.
(DIR) Post #AVt0ltgnFzmJgvPMtE by dragonfyre24@mastodon.social
2023-05-21T17:15:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts I WANT to believe this is satire but I honestly can’t tell
(DIR) Post #AVt2YLxDZVsVCvlBEO by Lomaxcat@c.im
2023-05-21T17:35:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I had to follow you after seeing this. Got to stay close to the power!!
(DIR) Post #AVt2wR14P14drE2q12 by mydogwrotethis@universeodon.com
2023-05-21T17:39:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts I propose a rating scale from one to four Karens, to be awarded on the basis of how over-reactive, over-wrought and overly earnest a reply is. This is probably a two Karen reply, due to the absence of tear stains and death threats.
(DIR) Post #AVt4NsBlaFN7u8hB1k by Devils_Rancher@octodon.social
2023-05-21T17:56:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please stop posting long enough for the America to-Solve racism, including1. Voting rights2. Income equality3. Inner-city education4. Housing equity-Environemental degradation1. Global warming2. Precipitous decline of animal species3. Overfishing4. Deforestation -Transportation1. Interstate high-speed rail2. Crumbling infrastructure 3. Local public transportation 4. Airline regulation-Gun control-Minimum wage-Wealth tax-Full employment-Gender equity-That pesky stain on my tablecloth -Too many loud parties on weeknightsThanks! See you in a few weeks.
(DIR) Post #AVtFNWjMSnaMqhRkpM by Colonel_Cat_Tumnus@mastodonapp.uk
2023-05-21T19:59:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hmmm. I trusted you...and to think I was so close to replacing Wikipedia with you!
(DIR) Post #AVtL6uBAd2SANKuZcW by mav@hackers.town
2023-05-21T21:03:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts > -The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.I think you're getting that confused with that Avengers movie. You know, *The Lord of the Avengers?* Yeah, I know, not to be confused with *Avengers: Age of the Orc*, their titles are so confusing
(DIR) Post #AVtxLWyiy1qb1OUVWK by CapriMoon@cooler.mom
2023-05-22T04:11:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts they said “destroying a democracy” & I’d like to know which one they mean
(DIR) Post #AVtzLtCoWiGTrmNctk by tin@discordian.social
2023-05-22T04:34:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts .....what misinformation problem? Is someone trying to say that birds are real again?
(DIR) Post #AVu1otTommHX1VI9OC by Scotter@newsie.social
2023-05-22T05:02:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Talk about shooting the messenger. That's a lot of blame to throw around
(DIR) Post #AVu2OchYe2O1PXktpA by shofutex@dmv.community
2023-05-22T05:08:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts @RamenCatholic So… checks notes… we aren’t blaming the fascists?
(DIR) Post #AVu7er5JR5K6QKQSvI by TheGentlehacker@tech.lgbt
2023-05-22T06:07:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts love that it's destroying "a" democracy.
(DIR) Post #AVuFc72YSMPGfoL5TE by liquor_american@universeodon.com
2023-05-22T07:36:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Apology accepted !
(DIR) Post #AVulmW9P9FKnytY3zE by etherdiver@ravenation.club
2023-05-22T13:37:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts don't care about that, but the nft bullshit was a bridge too far for me
(DIR) Post #AVunkT6fh8lJrxQ8xM by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
2023-05-22T13:59:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts ok but i'd like to see someone try to name even one other transformer who's heterosexual
(DIR) Post #AVvBg7Ll2dIk8Lw3KS by elijagardner@mastodon.social
2023-05-22T18:27:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thank you for your with and understated humour... and for exposing the confused folk out there.
(DIR) Post #AVwh2OxRY2VEqqd0d6 by toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se
2023-05-23T11:53:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts If only you could turn back time…
(DIR) Post #AVzHFyPZ1ri3EtTKfw by javierlazarosanz@kolektiva.social
2023-05-24T17:48:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts "every month is National Potato Month" <- that's actually true if you're a potato
(DIR) Post #AWTzRM6h1NG7Wmamhs by clouddweller@raccoon.place
2023-06-08T13:25:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts they should see “birds aren’t real.”
(DIR) Post #AWTzo4QCwNThL2YFbU by aaronesilvers@jawns.club
2023-06-08T13:29:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts dude...Optimus Prime identifies as an Autobot, ok. They contain multitudes because of the Prime Cortex -- that's how he's shifted between the Dinobots, the Maximals."Trans" is in the name, my guy.
(DIR) Post #AWTzzkS11970sIxuwC by DarcMoughty@infosec.exchange
2023-06-08T13:31:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts you can always just do Low Quality Fax.
(DIR) Post #AWU0LANJpKQhMIyuzQ by dopeyeyes@mstdn.social
2023-06-08T13:35:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've been sharing these with my kids daily to brighten up their mornings and teach them science at the same time.
(DIR) Post #AWU0QygwBA1orOvfY8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-08T13:36:10Z
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@dopeyeyes Prepare for them to graduate early because this knowledge will allow them to skip four or five grades.
(DIR) Post #AWU0SZCBwXG6MiJ0s4 by eco_amandine@mastodon.cr
2023-06-08T13:36:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂😂
(DIR) Post #AWU0VMs0E4Ut0UCLYm by dopeyeyes@mstdn.social
2023-06-08T13:36:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just dropped the 12 yo off at his summer job at FERMI lab.
(DIR) Post #AWU0ZELLryz1iilezI by Pinchy63@mstdn.ca
2023-06-08T13:37:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts who died & put this person in charge? 🙄
(DIR) Post #AWU0b4hGhqFeNhtlya by interplanetarisch@swiss-talk.net
2023-06-08T13:37:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do not know what their point is. You announce low quality facts, and all we get are low quality facts.(Fake news and misinformation would be different, because no facts. So, maybe you've gone too far with the Cher-thing, but as far as flamingos are concerned I would probably also believe some facts of very very very low quality.)
(DIR) Post #AWU1fWhOdYNyLBe3Au by zazzoo@wonkodon.com
2023-06-08T13:49:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Because so many of us still enjoy a good dose of satire and if we just stand by and let it die because some people are so gullible that they'll just automatically believe the last thing they read and vote republican, perhaps you make a few small changes?Take your name, for example. It's completely misleading. Instead of Low Quality Facts, how about you change it to something more obvious like "Fox News"?
(DIR) Post #AWU1ouyXkLuqEu8xhg by 2CB@urbanists.social
2023-06-08T13:51:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts has anyone considered the possibility that that response was itself satire?I mean, seriously, nobody is THAT clueless...Oh, wait...Ne-ver mind.
(DIR) Post #AWU21pFCMoaIEE5YjQ by RebeccaBoyce@toad.social
2023-06-08T13:53:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I forgive you. A little humor each day is a good thing. You don't need to apologize. You have done nothing wrong.
(DIR) Post #AWU2vTeJqKblTCNKro by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-06-08T14:01:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts There is a vast distance between propaganda and light hearted sarcastic nonsense like Low Quality Facts. An account easily blocked if you don't want to see it.This whining idiot needs to get a life.
(DIR) Post #AWU4bnCzc1vEFTKqG0 by keithpjolley@discuss.systems
2023-06-08T14:22:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is why we can't have nice things.
(DIR) Post #AWU5lIgi2ghgRMKfWy by NiteThief@mindly.social
2023-06-08T14:35:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Everything except that last one. Invoking Cher will trigger the Apocalypse.
(DIR) Post #AWU8QqlYRfGhufXT5E by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-08T15:05:46Z
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@lowqualityfactsA few helpful corrections to improve your factual quality: Only October and February are National Potato Month. All other months are not. George W. Bush has a George H. W. Bush tattoo on his back, and H.W. has a Prescot Bush tattoo on his, all the way back to the founder of their family line: Caine. All of these are contained within a tattooed pentagram, for obvious reasons. Many Transformers are hetero, but none are cis. Hence the name. Ditto for the less-forthright Decepticons. Both groups are banned from visiting FL because DeSantis is bigot. LotR was not filmed. At all. It was formed into being under the all-seeing eye of Jackson to in the darkness bind them. Cher’s full name will never be known because she’s in the Witness Protection Program. Even Sonny never knew.
(DIR) Post #AWUMRajmvHiHqixbFY by Kyote@stranger.social
2023-06-08T17:42:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 MESSY!
(DIR) Post #AWUTGQKjxolY4krltw by bluecanary3@mastodon.online
2023-06-08T18:59:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some people are just humorless and some people are humorless and want to suck the fun out of everything and for everyone else.
(DIR) Post #AXpOqJyLwkU8WnhkMy by chrishazfun@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T19:10:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts when the account called "low quality facts" posts a low quality fact
(DIR) Post #AXpOvlPdLvXx503nBA by bigheadtales@mstdn.party
2023-07-18T19:11:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts You're evil!Ah, I can't stay mad at you. You look so cute in those little short pants.
(DIR) Post #AXpPPiPr3e7WTRRgq8 by signalstation@raggedfeathers.com
2023-07-18T19:16:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts don't sweat it, dude, just get me a new democracy to replace it when you have a chance
(DIR) Post #AXpPPrnaAnRpZdcGZc by whknott@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T19:16:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts And this is what you get when people are unable to parse information. They want everything spoon fed to them, all spice removed, everything deboned. The dumbing down of the electorate is what's destroying democracy.
(DIR) Post #AXpPSddxG5wiXaR0Rk by nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org
2023-07-18T19:17:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts What?!?Next you are gonna try to tell me that 'writ of habitual corpsicle' isn't a real legal document.
(DIR) Post #AXpPfi9Vo0TcI1Qe5g by pcat@mstdn.plus
2023-07-18T19:19:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts They have to be purposefully ignoring the comedy and feigning outrage, because no one could be so incredibly dumb. It's a trick the conservatives they claim to hate used a lot in the 80s and 90s. Self-righteous shitheads will be the end of us all. I hope they hurry it up, too. I think humanity has earned its stupid and avoidable doom.
(DIR) Post #AXpPnt4l4ovOU66VZQ by intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-18T19:21:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's ok. I do my own research.
(DIR) Post #AXpPwJnTbyrHfx2akC by michaelseraph@mastodon.green
2023-07-18T19:22:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please make a "Low Quality Facts is enabling facism" one, I beg of you
(DIR) Post #AXpQ1X8ZRMeWUuOUy0 by ZeirosLion@lgbt.io
2023-07-18T19:23:54Z
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@lowqualityfactsI love the "Thanks" at the end.
(DIR) Post #AXpQE2E1gKVYOFuIZE by KenDisbrow@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T19:26:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts The human race is doomed…
(DIR) Post #AXpQMCEYM1aNkQ2rdg by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-07-18T19:27:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ha! That's hilarious.
(DIR) Post #AXpQMTNgbJzavfRtjc by realcaseyrollins@social.freetalklive.com
2023-07-18T19:27:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts I didn't know that every day is national potato day! @indie1337_1, did you hear about this/?
(DIR) Post #AXpQgPwr4cXA4fPR9U by skwirecortez@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T19:30:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just hope you have it in you to forgive yourself.
(DIR) Post #AXpQjhNSjFR6zyQ3JA by malmorrow@mastodon.africa
2023-07-18T19:31:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low Quality Facts, but High Quality Apology.
(DIR) Post #AXpQxCqp1RFgNPaom8 by MostlyTato@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T19:34:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts There really are just too many villages right now that are missing their idiots 😳
(DIR) Post #AXpQzaA3KIynFcikeu by 1dalm@deacon.social
2023-07-18T19:34:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't know about fascism, but you really need to issue a public apology for the bobger joke.
(DIR) Post #AXpRWwuJmGkzLyGtsm by Krolowa@geekdom.social
2023-07-18T19:40:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'll never understand folks that don't get satire. On that note, Low Quality Facts is where I get all my news.
(DIR) Post #AXpRoDNjmM45N4GVI8 by NaClKnight@mstdn.games
2023-07-18T19:43:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts You outta pocket.Keep going
(DIR) Post #AXpRqNoHygvMIDibHU by geobeck@mastodon.online
2023-07-18T19:44:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your "facts" often provide an opportunity to add context or commentary. Sometimes a lie runs around the world and nudges the truth to get its boots on.
(DIR) Post #AXpS41oCZjX66wBTbE by helge@mas.to
2023-07-18T19:46:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is like all the complaints about April Fool's Day (gasp) fooling people.A sprinkle of harmless, easily fact-checked, funny lies is a vaccine against the spread of disinformation.
(DIR) Post #AXpSHNgMYrFHiOsuKu by mrcompletely@heads.social
2023-07-18T19:49:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts ridiculous you'd even say such things. Everyone knows all transformers are gay and Rivendell was shot over in Hoboken
(DIR) Post #AXpSa2vxvYCArq5Cmu by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T19:52:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can forgive you, but we will need more cat pictures as reparations!
(DIR) Post #AXpT2qRZRd5mWlb9N2 by emurphy42@universeodon.com
2023-07-18T19:57:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please report for reactor shielding duty immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.("Repairing the reactor shielding? Doesn't sound so bad.")
(DIR) Post #AXpTBJzlSNOEUqdN3Y by progo@noagendasocial.com
2023-07-18T19:59:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts are Chuck Norris facts high quality or low quality?
(DIR) Post #AXpTqkLsMswC74jI36 by robertnorlyn@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T20:06:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts #LOL, I’m pretty sure nazis hate these sorts of low quality facts.
(DIR) Post #AXpU1dOMaL05iG5J8i by mbrailer@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T20:08:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts I disagree strongly with the OP's assertion. A problem with all social media is that it presents lies and facts side by side, removing all cues that would help people tell which is which.By presenting low quality "facts" in a low quality font, LQF satirizes this problem and reminds us not to believe all we see.
(DIR) Post #AXpUEWxPoun5WLd5Ci by harley91146@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T20:10:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh no!Anyway.
(DIR) Post #AXpV99HIX2H8aRvWVM by mrcompletely@heads.social
2023-07-18T20:21:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts you get some absolutely incredible earnies in your replies btw
(DIR) Post #AXpVVdyP5X2w9oodEG by aln@piaille.fr
2023-07-18T20:25:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts If I say the most annoying thing with social media is having to share it with that omnipresent Team 1st degree, is that a low quality fact or just an annoying reality ? SMH 🤦♀️
(DIR) Post #AXpXWaKCL3192WaPc8 by AngryAndrew@hear-me.social
2023-07-18T20:47:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh, don't change anything… that self-entitled leg-bag who is talking about fascism is in fact the actual fascist.Cancel culture is fascism.It's LOL
(DIR) Post #AXpYJz3RBOajvXImEy by oldagora@liberdon.com
2023-07-18T20:56:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn. At least we have all these people who are so capable of reading instead of imagining reality. Even better I'd like to thank that person (I'm assuming the handle was @lowqualityperception) reaching out to you to remove your speech (which of course did not actually read) to point out that FASCISM is the origin of fake news.*claps enthusiastically*
(DIR) Post #AXpbIYcWHKstW2is6q by la_sombra@mstdn.ca
2023-07-18T21:30:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Haha! "Best Of Low Quality Facts", sorry you had to deal with this shithead but that list was so funny!So is Bumblebee at least bi or is he strictly on the other team? ☹😂😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #AXpcam6F08WoUJsKMS by brecht@social.coop
2023-07-18T21:44:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts This thing about modern fascism being caused by misinformation is probably the lowest quality fact you've shared on here. If you had posted it in handwriting I would have just assumed it was part of the bit.
(DIR) Post #AXpcgK9JphOBXTxduy by indie1337_1@social.vivaldi.net
2023-07-18T21:45:47Z
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@realcaseyrollins *month - and that's fantastic!!! @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXpdwAZlIK48R1Ru9Q by Jour@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-18T21:59:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXpiPYm8ncibhfVd7w by admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org
2023-07-18T22:49:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, kinda salty about the "national" misinformation. It's world! Although, being salty makes me more tasty, so i guess it's fine.
(DIR) Post #AXptbDhu3WKrKdI0tE by wouldinotcallmyselfahumanbeing@zirk.us
2023-07-19T00:55:19Z
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magnanimous of you to redact their deets rather than subjecting them to a collective dunk-on so hard that the cumulative weight and pressure of all the dunks would form a supermassive black hole, obliterating them forever, however richly they may deserve such.@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXqKk1VzS8F8t48iVk by kaasbaas@social.oevents.co.za
2023-07-19T05:58:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some people seem to experience Total Sense of Humor Failure far to frequently.
(DIR) Post #AZDzag6LKlOElol1e4 by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2023-08-29T13:47:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts translation = "I forwarded one of your posts thinking it was real, and now I want to pretend it's your fault."
(DIR) Post #AZDzmNcJsqkauwIIds by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-29T13:49:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts i feel like i lost a percentage of my braincells reading that
(DIR) Post #AZDzttFOgJIt2n9Zbs by oscoder@mastodon.la
2023-08-29T13:51:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh dear, you too are destroying democracy?
(DIR) Post #AZE02onuZSUjryYRgO by aral@mastodon.ar.al
2023-08-29T13:51:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts It would appear that some people need the chill the fuck out and get some perspective.
(DIR) Post #AZE0D7wAHzmO6cKYlM by Atticus1956@mastodon.social
2023-08-29T13:54:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wondering if the same message was sent to:- The Hard Times- The Borowitz Report (New Yorker Mag.)- The Onionand many more?Someone needs to grow a sense of humor.
(DIR) Post #AZE0EKzHFppgrzMbWi by danielahedges@social.linux.pizza
2023-08-29T13:54:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Everyone knows Optimus experimented a little in college.
(DIR) Post #AZE0IwRpv11GD5uw6q by alexanderhay@mastodon.social
2023-08-29T13:55:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, you did confirm what I've long suspected about Grimlock.
(DIR) Post #AZE0OQHIRGbuArbJsu by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-29T13:56:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts One of the curses of low popularity is... well... low popularity.One of the boons of low popularity is not running into crackpots like this person.On the topic of popularity... ahem...https://spectra.video/c/your_autistic_life/videos?s=1
(DIR) Post #AZE0P9rgwnSfYlyWMS by Prucker@d-64.social
2023-08-29T13:56:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ok. I'll forgive you. But only if you buy me some beers.
(DIR) Post #AZE0VP9T1ad2hyGgIS by cswalker21@mastodon.online
2023-08-29T13:57:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts actually you are saving democracy by giving people the opportunity to practice the important skill of scrutinizing things read online. This account kills fascists.
(DIR) Post #AZE0YwleUwIbpoolii by elala@nrw.social
2023-08-29T13:58:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts How dare you?!😳 😂
(DIR) Post #AZE0lqnQ0l3f4xnTXc by skydog@sfba.social
2023-08-29T14:00:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I vociferously disagree with the poster. Low quality facts are assembled in U.S. of A's own Alabama, in more than minimally lighted production facilities, by interns on learn-lease from local institutions of higher primary education. Low quality facts are much beloved by those of us who are low quality consumers.one note: These are NOT sweat shops in the winter.
(DIR) Post #AZE0t2LrRk1IweKlVY by Blort@social.tchncs.de
2023-08-29T14:02:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Clearly, *you're* the reason we can't have nice things!
(DIR) Post #AZE1ccoGk5u537MM8O by maddler@mastodon.ie
2023-08-29T14:10:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts ah! I knew you were up to something! 🤣
(DIR) Post #AZE1reQP1IagOzMSKO by mangotable@famichiki.jp
2023-08-29T14:13:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m just happy you posted for the one I missed: Cher-nobyl 🤣
(DIR) Post #AZE2EzuvHJmnifllIG by Kels_316@aus.social
2023-08-29T14:17:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts do better. Smdh.
(DIR) Post #AZE2KHdCqQVS6i0FDU by wststreet@ani.work
2023-08-29T14:18:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts *sigh* ... now I have to follow you
(DIR) Post #AZE2xaHVREAfF7apEW by MaryAliciaZiff@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-29T14:24:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts So, you're the one destroying America? Huh. Well then..., GOOD JOB! Keep it up.And, I refuse to believe GW didn't have a Foo Fighters tattoo. It's his only redeeming quality.
(DIR) Post #AZE37vAwbonEwOS8Uy by kdund@snabelen.no
2023-08-29T14:27:13Z
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@lowqualityfactsThank you for your sincere apology 🙏😌🙏Now that fascism is no longer enabled and democracy is no longer being destroyed, I propose that everyone take a small 10-20 year break from engaging with politics, confident that everything will be fine in the meantime ❤️❤️❤️
(DIR) Post #AZE3OdJGHr1GSCJPIO by DonAlvar@kolektiva.social
2023-08-29T14:30:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am myself a bit of a threat to truth and democracy in the public discourse.
(DIR) Post #AZE3RjT9qH1CQUQ1NQ by adaliabooks@ohai.social
2023-08-29T14:30:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, the clue's in the name.If you wanted high quality facts this isn't the account to follow.
(DIR) Post #AZE3fSV1jTA9qiq1wG by capnthommo@c.im
2023-08-29T14:33:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts well personally I have had an overwhelming urge to put on my swastika armband and jackboots and goosestep up and down the towpath singing the Horst Wessel Song since I spotted your facts.(that's also a low quality fact BTW)
(DIR) Post #AZE4a5Sc3yPGtxiB7o by skyportradio@mastodon.social
2023-08-29T14:43:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts low quality complaint, no death threats, expletives, doesn't actually ask you to stop, and then inexplicably thanks you.
(DIR) Post #AZE5jtkcYO6zR2NQHo by TheMarshmallowBear@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-08-29T14:56:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought.. I thought people knew....
(DIR) Post #AZE77zmdsNTV36NPXM by cassildra@witches.live
2023-08-29T15:11:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think the other poster is overreacting, but hey. I'm staying, anyway.
(DIR) Post #AZE8ENVuf1QWL39v7Y by xankarn@mastodon.online
2023-08-29T15:24:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thanks for ruining everything. I hope you’re happy with yourself.
(DIR) Post #AZEBX8WYuo5pDK6C8m by Superfreq@toot.io
2023-08-29T16:01:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts The absolute self absorbed ego to flat out say "it's not funny" when humor is totally subjective will always astound me. One simple change "I don't think it's funny" can make all the difference between sounding like a head up ass douchebag and someone making a personal observation based on their experiences that you may not agree with, but that you can at least respect.
(DIR) Post #AZEGcVzha6S7Dv73hI by UltrasonicMadness@mastodon.scot
2023-08-29T16:58:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lies on social media are going to exist - it's practically a law of nature. With this in mind, I find Low Quality Facts similar to these posters from my maths class https://classicmistake.nhost.uk/
(DIR) Post #AZEHM8zrPwWPDdwdCy by Noodles@universeodon.com
2023-08-29T17:01:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Danke Heir Fuhrer for clearing that up... Wait, what is happening to me, why am I suddenly repressing everyone around me????WHAT DID YOU DO???
(DIR) Post #AZEJ2KsRjj0gBM9vWa by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-08-29T17:25:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I saw adocumentary where Nicolas Cage stole the Declaration of Independence. I reckon it has been all downhill since then anyway.
(DIR) Post #AZEJn3PYUaFLcfvGCG by flargh@mastodon.social
2023-08-29T17:33:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts The passive-aggressive "thanks" is 👨🍳 👌
(DIR) Post #AZELPp5jlYqWSWhekK by Penguinflight@mastodon.scot
2023-08-29T17:52:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts FNAR!
(DIR) Post #AZEMpwhuAqObYtZmC0 by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-29T18:08:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Someone got under my craw this morning. That person was not even attacking me but was attacking a fellow autistic person for saying (I'm paraphrasing) that we're not bad people merely because we are autistic, and we should love ourselves.It led to this reflection:https://www.yourautisticlife.com/2023/08/29/next-time-you-enjoy-free-speech-thank-a-comedian/
(DIR) Post #AZENHkcsgUkQCYU6iG by noondlyt@mastodon.social
2023-08-29T18:13:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Chernobyl 💀
(DIR) Post #AZEREdVP6NEv46l1UG by theawkwardtsar@stranger.social
2023-08-29T18:57:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Their picture - are they implying that owls use technology?? Is it true? World order is now in question, after all, like most people I have no critical thinking ability nor the sense of questioning details to ascertain what is real. They should probably be reported for peddling such demonic lies that will surely cause us to be sucked up into a black hole of evil.Your stuff is fine. (I always had a crush on Bumblebee. Now, thx to your posts, I know I have a chance.)
(DIR) Post #Ab6FcvO14q3DtBT3su by chris@montereybay.social
2023-10-24T15:53:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Signed:Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.
(DIR) Post #Ab6FvR7joh9RX8gGtU by murks@social.tchncs.de
2023-10-24T15:51:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts "... a democracy." I wonder which one he is on about. Don't think it is mine.
(DIR) Post #Ab6Fy26DJWayn2CpN2 by GuyLateur@mastodon-belgium.be
2023-10-24T15:57:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well people do love their potatoes, so you should've known better..
(DIR) Post #Ab6GOr8WBJZ2bl4eLQ by notwallygm@mastodon.world
2023-10-24T16:02:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Optimus Prime is not the only heterosexual Transformer. They're all gay.
(DIR) Post #Ab6GYcwPoVxRTi4Xc8 by EricWayneS@mstdn.social
2023-10-24T16:04:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I will be printing the above low quality facts in fortune cookie format and handing them out for Halloween.
(DIR) Post #Ab6GZUd8CQcNzXSu3M by LuciaG@wandering.shop
2023-10-24T16:04:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I really, really hope there is a drag Queen named Cher Nobyl. Even Cher Nobel would be fine.
(DIR) Post #Ab6Ge2r2tbJ9IM8ztQ by Thumptastic@universeodon.com
2023-10-24T16:05:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry, but, that person is an idiot.
(DIR) Post #Ab6GiO0aBjlu3pfubY by baruch@babka.social
2023-10-24T16:05:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think this critic actually made a good case for the importance of your account. We must not allow people to become complacent and accept what they see online uncritically. They must become accustomed to the fact that a lot of it is misinformation.
(DIR) Post #Ab6HT8GOXsMQq5MSau by NovaNaturalist@mstdn.ca
2023-10-24T16:14:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Its not funny and its destroying democracy."Quite right. Any one of those two would be fine, but both at once is completely unacceptable.Now that you have been called out, which of the two will you make your priority? Asking for a friend.
(DIR) Post #Ab6Iwt69arTORlK6xk by tinydoctor@mstdn.social
2023-10-24T16:30:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I forgive you to the depths of my jet black little heart.
(DIR) Post #Ab6JjC9E4SVVQanM3s by Daily_Twerk@newsie.social
2023-10-24T16:39:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts They are more accurate than our #MadeUpFacts
(DIR) Post #Ab6LP6dR3cOaRmTRWS by skydog@sfba.social
2023-10-24T16:58:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some people suck the life out of everything. Some people just suck.I compromise, and call all of them suckers.
(DIR) Post #Ab6LSOsjflqbuJCXh2 by erik_mdl@mstdn.plus
2023-10-24T16:59:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts when *real* fascism comes to town, the first thing to go is usually the Satirists.
(DIR) Post #Ab6LsAMOHpTiOkMH8S by elkepattyn@mastodon.social
2023-10-24T17:03:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes! How dare you to be funny!!!🙄
(DIR) Post #Ab6PZN9etMDmOWhGls by brudibrau@hostux.social
2023-10-24T17:45:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts We do not have a misinformation problem in Germany yet. Please continue polluting my social media feed 🙂
(DIR) Post #Ab6PgBVYaoU0IeBiUa by MartinR@toot.community
2023-10-24T17:46:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts FACT ... an ellipsis must be preceded and followed by a space and only employ 3 periods otherwise everything that comes before and after is bullshit.
(DIR) Post #Ab6Qr5nEHUK9iNDeZU by jeffwatson@mastodon.social
2023-10-24T17:59:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Every time you make a pun a terrorist gets their wings. As a fact person I thought you’d know this; sad.
(DIR) Post #Ab6WjiyDKwnKd3E8pc by rwhitworth@infosec.exchange
2023-10-24T19:05:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I always knew Cher was short for some other longer name. Thank you for confirming
(DIR) Post #Ab6XxugUgFXQy5Gh4C by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-24T19:19:10Z
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@memory Good question! Probably more ones like this on here, more "you're not funny, go back to Twitter" comments on Bluesky.And then on Threads there's a lot of older very political people, so if I post anything less than "Trump is pure evil and I unconditionally support Joe Biden" I'm bound to get a few "Oh you must be a MAGA, I'm telling others to block you" comments.
(DIR) Post #Ab6gHy2OiovcnEaSjA by rubinjoni@mastodon.social
2023-10-24T20:52:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thank you for destroying democracy!
(DIR) Post #Ab6mEGhhyjXJFhWsGu by SrEstegosaurio@mstdn.social
2023-10-24T21:59:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Literally "no fun allowed".
(DIR) Post #Ab70Y0jYSooms5hWcK by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-10-25T00:39:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts i have no words…:bd06:
(DIR) Post #Ab7BuOc7SS0ani6FDk by whiterabbitradio@universeodon.com
2023-10-25T02:46:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts you are confusing ChatGPT 👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #AdaQX7xOQlBN1RnTgO by noiseician@mastodon.world
2024-01-07T01:01:33Z
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@lowqualityfactswe must fight information in every way possible@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AdaQXhDDLvdOMeT6hc by KenDisbrow@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T01:01:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts but the thing about Ben Affleck is true right?
(DIR) Post #AdaQh1QJZpYDef2jMu by onezero@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T01:03:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Clearly someone who was upset by buying potatoes last month.
(DIR) Post #AdaQijben7bgyXAHlQ by nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org
2024-01-07T01:03:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Bush: "Americans need to ask themselves, 'Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, a-heh-heh-heh."
(DIR) Post #AdaRZTtRwUofaedfUG by binaryequation@freeradical.zone
2024-01-07T01:13:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AdaRqQfz9nX2XFQFuq by thedarkpleco@infosec.exchange
2024-01-07T01:16:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think this account is a great constant reminder that a lot of stuff on the internet isn't true and we will never be able to guarantee that, so keep your guard up.
(DIR) Post #AdaSsE7Mv4Qa7TeTBo by amonkeyinsilk@theblower.au
2024-01-07T01:27:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low quality facts has enabled me to enjoy high quality facts even more.
(DIR) Post #AdaVSiTNjm9Ub6TXuK by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T01:56:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts My cousin Bichael (we call him Bike) is a huge Chernobyl fan.
(DIR) Post #AdaWqu04dA1HFjrb9s by thatguyoverthere@shitposter.club
2024-01-07T02:12:26.462050Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AdaXDfTGoclWqtNL3w by mini_monsters@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T02:16:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts hahaha ummmmm I didn't know these were jokes 😅😅😅😅😅😅 I'm an idiot
(DIR) Post #AdaXvR3Dn4XYs23rG4 by Professor_Stevens@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-01-07T02:24:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts One of the things I most admire about our community of ideological liberals is how effortlessly we are able to criticize each other. We never let the need to denounce, much less fight, our fascist opponents stop us from reminding each other of our countless imperfections instead of doing anything helpful to our own agenda.I mean, stopping the alt-right would be hard. By picking on each other, at least we have some way to feel useful that's easy too.
(DIR) Post #Adae8s7l2mLeKGyPZ2 by jhavok@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T03:34:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts The most harmful of those is the one about Bush. That tattoo is clearly visible on his neck.
(DIR) Post #AdaefLGYEMTHyTZMFE by iamcanehdian@mstdn.ca
2024-01-07T03:39:53Z
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@lowqualityfactsYou've been a very bad people. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers.#thoughtsandprayers #misinformation #parody #humor #sarcasmisawesome #whinerscankissmyass
(DIR) Post #Adaf64SYp9ddfYvqVs by cwwilkie@zirk.us
2024-01-07T03:44:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just realized, on reread, he thanked you for destroying democracy.
(DIR) Post #AdaimGWIfr7j6BUbZo by yellowtomatofan@mas.to
2024-01-07T04:25:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts LOL even in jest
(DIR) Post #AdakX2SEt32f2XSaY4 by Computeforloot@twit.social
2024-01-07T04:45:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂😂😂 Wait!! Do I feel the social fabric of our society tearing??! AND is it YOUR fault???? You and your damnable lowqualityfacts!!! Right in the shitter we go…hold on, Chernobyl, I didn’t know that, but it makes sense 🤷🏻♂️
(DIR) Post #AdanzOLhNQUmuoc1T6 by brad@twit.social
2024-01-07T05:24:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts So you’re telling me I have to choose between following you or Kellyanne Conway? Hmmm… I’m going to need to sit and have a think about this.
(DIR) Post #AdbStDOzGE5pLaK8q8 by oldmanspidey@discuss.smash.today
2024-01-07T13:02:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think that Optimus prime fact is real tho