Post AV3FrzQfrWlfVfa6ls by rogerggbr@mastodon.org.uk
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 (DIR) Post #AV35mNRafELki9h94i by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2023-04-26T16:06:46Z
       
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       Here's a funny one for ya.So I've had my current office for probably over 10 years. The other week I had a new chair, and I didn't want to hang my coat over the back of it, so I asked our GoFor guy to fit me a coat hook on the back of my office door.I was engrossed in a deal I'm putting together and drifted off, miles away when I caught a glimpse of something out the corner of my eye and jumped out of my skin "WHO THE FOOK IS THAT!" and then realised it was the coat on my door. 🤦‍♂️
       
 (DIR) Post #AV3FrzQfrWlfVfa6ls by rogerggbr@mastodon.org.uk
       2023-04-26T17:59:42Z
       
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       @dick_turpin I WAS NOT ASLEEP!!! 😉
       
 (DIR) Post #AV3J6ORJyF0EzkRZIm by greenjimll@mastodon.online
       2023-04-26T18:35:59Z
       
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       @dick_turpin Top tip: don't ask for a mirror in your office or you may have a heart attack. 😂 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AV3S4G6isUQqA3rkzw by unklebonehead@social.freetalklive.com
       2023-04-26T20:16:28Z
       
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       @dick_turpin Just be glad it didnt answer you. 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AV4TsRHdtT26PmQQKm by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2023-04-27T08:11:28Z
       
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       @rogerggbr LOLAs if.We've had three staff fall asleep here over the years. I think the funniest one was a female receptionist we had. I ring the Director upstairs and tell him she's asleep and that I've tried verbally to wake her up. He tells me to give her a shake, and I refuse. The hysterical part is two grown men on the phone, too scared to wake someone up. Eventually, he came down and waggled her chair because you're not allowed to touch people these days.
       
 (DIR) Post #AV4UU2RUhUx8NLxhoW by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2023-04-27T08:18:16Z
       
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       @greenjimll I always remember that time when Matt and I went to OggCamp, and I told him to come to my room and fetch me when he was ready.𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁: "You'd better not be bloody naked! You're always doing that to me."A little later, there was a knock at my door; I was in the middle of slashing my throat to pieces with a razor and answered the door.𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁: "YOU BASTARD! I knew you'd be naked!"Tsk, I was only a topless; what a drama queen.
       
 (DIR) Post #AV4VI8gRloRcDAqVLE by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2023-04-27T08:27:19Z
       
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       @unklebonehead It would have made more sense.
       
 (DIR) Post #AV4tEntwym9Pmu6XUe by unklebonehead@social.freetalklive.com
       2023-04-27T12:55:37Z
       
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       @dick_turpin Lol!