Post AUJOhfLk5ImQaiKCmG by davidslifka@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AUEKieYch3p0q4JE0W by benjaminwittes@thecooltable.wtf
       2023-04-02T04:23:17Z
       
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       My Twitter Account Has Been Suspended: Elon Musk protects the russian embassy against an April Fools jokePlus, a fun goofy #SpecialMilitaryOperation. And today's #BeastOfTheDay Today's #DogShirtDaily is out!https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/my-twitter-account-has-been-suspended?sd=pf
       
 (DIR) Post #AUEKoITlh1u06MjI24 by mjausson@mastodon.design
       2023-04-02T04:24:33Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes Congratulations!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUEKqWM54bkZiUC6D2 by benjaminwittes@thecooltable.wtf
       2023-04-02T04:25:06Z
       
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       @mjausson I did work pretty hard on it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUEKxnrYNXty2hO6Nc by benjaminwittes@thecooltable.wtf
       2023-04-02T04:26:23Z
       
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       @Pwnallthethings
       
 (DIR) Post #AUELepDPE54Agn7iDI by adrcatgul@mastodon.world
       2023-04-02T04:34:11Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes High Five!I managed to get suspended a month ago.  It’s been bliss.  😁
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJKfa5KHvqhroOf3Y by Nitemists@mstdn.social
       2023-04-02T15:37:54Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes He's lost it. He unverified the NYT for a meme someone ELSE posted that the NYT wouldn't pay to be verified.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJKuWM0RTP8dhK3cG by neutron_chick@mstdn.social
       2023-04-02T06:24:20Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes 👏🏼 👏🏼 Respect!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJLHmm5YZ4yEAcFTE by ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social
       2023-04-02T23:30:20Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes Screw Elon and his sorry bag of insecurities.I'm better off without his bullshit any day 🤡show every day all day on Twitter now.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJOL7zRQzrul09AZ6 by TavernWench@mindly.social
       2023-04-03T01:31:15Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes Happy you're here!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJOhfLk5ImQaiKCmG by davidslifka@mastodon.social
       2023-04-02T15:50:10Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes we’re happy to have you here instead!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJP71fyDH114fsYYS by Homebrewandhacking@mastodon.ie
       2023-04-02T07:01:36Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes Haha! Nice one. #BenjaminWittes #Lawfare #TrollingRussians
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJQGIpJurBepLEv8i by Waldlaeuferin@mastodon.green
       2023-04-02T15:53:22Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes ich habe twitter gerade freiwillig verlassen. Es ist nicht mehr zu ertragen.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJR6VSYC1LH46TwYa by aurochs@todon.eu
       2023-04-02T07:47:08Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes They can't take a joke (they can make them, though)
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJRVEZI8CcFuwQTOi by Kittystryker@freeradical.zone
       2023-04-03T02:19:46Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes hey me too! Solidarity comrade https://kittystryker.medium.com/touching-grass-or-how-sacrificing-my-legacy-twitter-account-freed-me-3247373a22ba
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJSvHoGnlEvSEQ18y by jpanzer@mastodon.social
       2023-04-02T15:54:57Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes Very nice.  Slava Ukraini!
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJUDjQIyRquGLZJIW by drrjv@vmst.io
       2023-04-02T08:24:02Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes Welcome to Mastodon. You’re safe here.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJZiuhNbNFjyrF8BU by radio@portside.social
       2023-04-03T22:27:25Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes sounds more fun than the headlines I posted
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJZreou0XJjL8vn9s by OldHound@masto.ai
       2023-04-02T16:23:00Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes And nothing of value was lost leaving Musk’s smouldering pile crap. Old Twitter was useful, but Musk’s version deserves to fail.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJcHvEtmdW3hWk640 by ivor@social.ivor.org
       2023-04-02T16:25:23Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes🫡
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJfdEj6pDi25EjD60 by Je5usaurus_rex@universeodon.com
       2023-04-02T10:59:40Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes I'd say there's a good chance you'll be reinstated - you're a big account with a lot of engagement and cred, and currently Elmo's so desperate for money that that probably outweighs your opposition to russia.But, kids: never pay for twitter blue, block all ads on twitter, and most importantly never ever buy a Tesla.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJiz0lJizjb0Ups0W by Brahn@hachyderm.io
       2023-04-02T16:59:19Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes > Fuck it: Substack is more fun anyway.My experience is that substack profits from horrific white nationalism, and fascism propaganda, and bigotry in marginalized humans.I know there's other players on that platform, but completely fuck substack for making it ok.Examples:https://archive.is/2585mhttps://archive.is/vRfG0I realize you weren't soliciting opinions, just dropping a thought.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJj9DsHpOQWZPxsFk by Popehat@mastodon.social
       2023-04-02T23:16:40Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes Some of us have to settle for leaving but you have to show off and get banned.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJj9ERjhamcLMYBVY by benjaminwittes@thecooltable.wtf
       2023-04-03T11:27:03Z
       
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       @Popehat i have a certain reputation to live up to.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUJlzFgcXK0F9kRfJQ by WaltCorey@noc.social
       2023-04-04T19:22:41Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes Et tu Ben?
       
 (DIR) Post #AUNdO3IIenOSbn6132 by rawlawdog@mastodon.social
       2023-04-02T09:44:30Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes good for you
       
 (DIR) Post #AUNdo32QEQVzLM466K by Artzthings@social.linux.pizza
       2023-04-06T16:10:01Z
       
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       @benjaminwittes A virtual mike drop, well done!