Post ATr9SlDiAox8OalYoK by dreamthievin@mstdn.party
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 (DIR) Post #ATqzvPlM20kyheWj0i by dreamthievin@mstdn.party
       2023-03-21T15:29:03Z
       
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       If you hold a zucchini up to your ear you can hear a thousand keto dieters screaming how it tastes like real pasta
       
 (DIR) Post #ATr9M0mduWvqdat2aO by elfin@mstdn.social
       2023-03-21T16:44:17Z
       
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       @dreamthievin I can verify this.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATr9M1Ljo30MORJ4Hw by dreamthievin@mstdn.party
       2023-03-21T17:07:14Z
       
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       @elfin death to zoodles!
       
 (DIR) Post #ATr9M1rHukF3yI4GSu by ML2@akkoma.sandhill.social
       2023-03-21T23:58:02.184577Z
       
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       @dreamthievin @elfin I like zoodles as a way of eating zucchini. I don't like the keto diet and I wish people would stop acting like it's a good idea.And if you want zoodles, *make them yourself*. Premade zoodles are always overpriced and I don't know why.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATr9M8gYX2oh926ID2 by DavidMHarlan@mstdn.social
       2023-03-21T18:52:40Z
       
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       @dreamthievin having been put in a position where I'm forced to try it, I can say it does not work with tomato sauce, but it does work with alfredo sauce. Shrimp and mushrooms in Alfredo on zucchini noodles, very good. Just don't try to be foolin' people that it's something it isn't, you know?
       
 (DIR) Post #ATr9SlDiAox8OalYoK by dreamthievin@mstdn.party
       2023-03-21T19:21:47Z
       
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       @DavidMHarlan same goes for cauliflower "wings"!
       
 (DIR) Post #ATr9Vlgsseo2ivqU6a by ML2@akkoma.sandhill.social
       2023-03-21T23:59:58.170050Z
       
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       @dreamthievin @DavidMHarlan What the hell are cauliflower wings? What dreaded abomination is that supposed to be?
       
 (DIR) Post #ATrS7ZlFTtjju644au by dreamthievin@mstdn.party
       2023-03-22T03:19:24Z
       
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       @ML2 @elfin yes good if you like zucchini. Same for carrot "noodles". But to pretend they're indistinguishable from real noodles? 🤢
       
 (DIR) Post #ATrS7aJHRMxVbdzFdg by ML2@akkoma.sandhill.social
       2023-03-22T03:28:01.447035Z
       
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       @dreamthievin Oh of course. That’s just weird. They’re not culinary equivalents any more than tofu and meat are. @elfin
       
 (DIR) Post #ATrSmhCKjgyOqFLCCW by dreamthievin@mstdn.party
       2023-03-22T03:21:53Z
       
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       @ML2 @DavidMHarlan basically little cauliflower florets that you dredge and deep-fry then coat in buffalo sauce like they're real chicken wings
       
 (DIR) Post #ATrSmhnuTz1yimvCls by ML2@akkoma.sandhill.social
       2023-03-22T03:35:47.420461Z
       
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       @dreamthievinWeird.Incidentally, from what I have heard from my parents (both MDs), doing keto for a long period of time isn't good for you...at all.Also incidentally, my neighbor has been doing keto for over a year and is in some multilevel marketing company selling keto drinks. She is very much not a nice person at all (she's called us into the town multiple times for extremely petty shit, badmouths us endlessly in person and online, and even called the police on my dad after he legally shot a squirrel on his own property), so I guess one could call it karma that she's now a hunbot.@DavidMHarlan