Post ATYBdIb2Xf4wakYHey by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
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 (DIR) Post #ATYBdIb2Xf4wakYHey by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-03-12T20:22:26Z
       
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       Please don't ask me for opinions on the SVB situation. Asking this unemployed guy about them is like asking Donald Trump for his opinion of Python 3.11.1. Not just different planets, but different galaxies entirely.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATYBtl3KVfm3TrdHMm by markearnest@mstdn.mystikos.org
       2023-03-12T20:26:17Z
       
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       @lauren the thing is now I kinda want to hear what Trump would say when asked about Python 3.11.1. You know he wouldn’t be able to claim ignorance. He’d try to answer.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATYC0mbP9AV4JVv8N6 by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-03-12T20:27:54Z
       
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       @markearnest Hmm.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATYDz1vfOJ17B6gpgO by kevindalley@sfba.social
       2023-03-12T20:49:20Z
       
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       @laurenMy money is safeI had less than than $250,000 in my SVB accounts. Where $0 < $250,000
       
 (DIR) Post #ATYeZysiHZu1FUaYM4 by Jirikiha@mastodon.cloud
       2023-03-13T01:46:20Z
       
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       @kevindalley @lauren that reminds me of the joke that goes, "a number of Victoria secret supermodels want to sleep with me."Zero being a number, of course.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATYeZzWPtxf5EdAGEy by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-03-13T01:48:13Z
       
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       @Jirikiha @kevindalley There must be a million variations of that joke. "Why do you keep making that odd sound?" // "It keeps away pink elephants!" // "There aren't any pink elephants!" // "See, it works!"
       
 (DIR) Post #ATZwxka55zpIBCJjQu by kevindalley@sfba.social
       2023-03-13T16:48:49Z
       
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       @laurenOn a more serious notes.#ElizabethWarren has an editorial in nytimes explaining how weakening of Dodd-Frank led to failure of SVB and Signature, with SVB leadership pushing for weaker regulations. But SVB did pay out annual bonuses on Friday, hours before government takeover.Job well donehttps://mstdn.social/@maxkennerly/110015934040026748@Jirikiha