Post ATHEcB2byqXBuo5Pl2 by NotImportant@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #ATHDn0ZX90Wmg45P3A by mushroom_soup@poa.st
2023-03-04T15:58:18.748419Z
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(DIR) Post #ATHDsQgDVHWF65nU7E by Constantine2nd@poa.st
2023-03-04T15:59:18.055037Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
@mushroom_soup 3 and 7.I can avoid being shot and I can win any shell game.
(DIR) Post #ATHE4MUmt24Vaw8o2S by Silvsilvchan@poa.st
2023-03-04T16:01:27.457774Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@Constantine2nd @mushroom_soup This, but I might go with 2 as well. My driveway keeps washing out.
(DIR) Post #ATHEKhbCC06Xg9vjAO by Constantine2nd@poa.st
2023-03-04T16:04:24.652240Z
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@Silvsilvchan @mushroom_soup That is an attractive option, however I feel like you can win as much money as you need through shell games to cover driveway needs
(DIR) Post #ATHELX5QlLapMhT5sG by elftummy@poa.st
2023-03-04T16:04:33.367994Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@mushroom_soup toaster and gravel
(DIR) Post #ATHEVXV452UVXkEJuK by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2023-03-04T16:06:22.136491Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
People really underestimate the usefulness of gravel. So that and teleportation. Just string those 7 inches in rapid succession and you'd be like the Flash.
(DIR) Post #ATHEcB2byqXBuo5Pl2 by NotImportant@poa.st
2023-03-04T16:07:33.150136Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@mushroom_soup 2 and 3. I'll become the next great construction magnate who can easily avoid danger.
(DIR) Post #ATHEd5GMwsoUHgxBya by shadowferret@the9thcircle.club
2023-03-04T16:07:42.470Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@mushroom_soup@poa.st 3 and 7
(DIR) Post #ATHEeyJFlxdjIWCeDQ by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
2023-03-04T16:07:58.679188Z
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@elftummy @mushroom_soup gravel's the obvious best choicebut i'll take the container pill too
(DIR) Post #ATHFWWJ26a9K5FdLns by NailBomb@nicecrew.digital
2023-03-04T16:17:44.586707Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
2 & 3! The only correct answer.
(DIR) Post #ATHFoNtU7U4FCsCaoK by Elliptica@poa.st
2023-03-04T16:20:58.836698Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@mushroom_soup 5 and 8
(DIR) Post #ATHGgWxoc9CayR2x84 by Yaldabaoth@shitposter.club
2023-03-04T16:20:45.718864Z
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@mushroom_soup 1 and 2 or 5. I could be a gravel shill or mastermind a toaster uprising. Or I could summon all toasters to me and sell them.
(DIR) Post #ATHGgXUmdZZccgTHW4 by Yaldabaoth@shitposter.club
2023-03-04T16:29:03.235770Z
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@mushroom_soup Actually 3 would be cool because you can teleport through walls that are 7 inches thick or less. I would probably do 1 and 3 because I cannot give up on my oyster friends.
(DIR) Post #ATHYy5K9umDlde1AGW by Reno@ck.fediverse.lol
2023-03-04T18:19:41.962Z
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st 3 because why not and 2 because I would just sell the gravel and have a free money glitch đź‘Ť
(DIR) Post #ATHkwkO7T5WRrmzzaS by D-Droid@poa.st
2023-03-04T22:09:50.693832Z
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@mushroom_soup 2. and 3.3 seems pretty cheesable, just keep teleporting fast and then you have better speed than Albert Einstein.Basically Pill 3 is two pills worth of abilities
(DIR) Post #ATHl88C9ILRKt6pOwi by deVoid@mugicha.club
2023-03-04T22:11:53.553490Z
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It never mentioned a cooldown for or a downside to teleporting 7 inches at a time so I should be able to teleport 7 inches over and over back to back, that’s actually incredible. Also free gravel.
(DIR) Post #ATHlJticwVZvSwd8HQ by NirtyDigger@mugicha.club
2023-03-04T22:14:01.644193Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
2&3
(DIR) Post #ATHlQVA4e1YPKVcKLQ by rein@poa.st
2023-03-04T22:15:13.437306Z
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@Constantine2nd @mushroom_soup I thought the same but aren't shell games usually scams?
(DIR) Post #ATHxSX3HmlRRDqB1Qe by Constantine2nd@poa.st
2023-03-05T00:30:03.026560Z
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@rein @mushroom_soup If you can tell they are all empty, that gives you permission to beat the guy up and take his money.
(DIR) Post #ATI6uRXml06zpppJHU by MistaVidz@poa.st
2023-03-05T01:25:03.661782Z
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@mushroom_soup Can these be used only once or unlimited?
(DIR) Post #ATIES5w4InGOLKB6VU by Silvsilvchan@poa.st
2023-03-05T03:40:27.264272Z
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@Constantine2nd @mushroom_soup I feel like eventually carnies will get wise to you and make it harder on you. I am pretty sure they have some kind of hidden carnie secret police.
(DIR) Post #ATJ8oWxE7fndwZzk48 by AmericanChampion@poa.st
2023-03-05T14:11:59.620078Z
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@mushroom_soup 1, 4, and 9 are of no practical use.5 could let you gaslight anyone anywhere on Earth, or at least annoy them into throwing away their toaster. You could jury-rig a toaster-based smarthome system, I guess, but it's not much better than a cell phone.6 is helpful if you're a woman. Not all that useful if you're a guy, unless you're in your 30's and want a do-over at finding a gf who is not empty_egg_carton.jpg, but don't have the cojones to face being whined at on Facebook by 40 year old wineaunts for dating a younger woman.2 could allow you to open a business and never work again, depending on the technicalities.3 has some outside use-cases. If you have to keep it secret, it's harder, but if you can use it openly, it might let you walk a little faster.7 is legitimately useful.
(DIR) Post #ATJ8xTLUuOOJMHbwoK by BowsacNoodle@poa.st
2023-03-05T14:13:36.497942Z
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@AmericanChampion @mushroom_soup Yeah I was thinking about #7 as a way to cheat a bunch of gameshows or be some kind of expert 'treasure hunter' or search and rescue pro.
(DIR) Post #ATJwcvO4c8tn5IPZSq by Constantine2nd@poa.st
2023-03-05T23:30:08.754446Z
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@Silvsilvchan @mushroom_soup Like, the shomrim, but worse