Post ATD1LU3ByVDvudEBjk by stationkeeper@masto.ai
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(DIR) Post #ATD0eoahjJp7AKYacC by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-02T15:12:16Z
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Can't tell if Dunkin' Donuts has a new Breaking Bad inspired coffee or if they're trying to poison me.
(DIR) Post #ATD0ks9PPLOzwYg6Gu by msprout@fosstodon.org
2023-03-02T15:13:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts oooh, delicious degreaser
(DIR) Post #ATD0lFaqFW0oeIgpiy by mrdalesmith@toot.community
2023-03-02T15:13:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can’t be coffee: it’s over the coffee fill line.
(DIR) Post #ATD0rfgy7xOjKYcLWy by jessica@mk.absturztau.be
2023-03-02T15:14:37.692Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social ngl they overfilled it
(DIR) Post #ATD109dGh4ygVOvon2 by MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2023-03-02T15:16:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seems familiar
(DIR) Post #ATD183F6KonP0LOR9M by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-03-02T15:17:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's blue raspberry coffee. So yes, poison.
(DIR) Post #ATD18yeEu1lx2oaokK by Greenseer@mstdn.social
2023-03-02T15:17:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Does it smell of almonds? 😳
(DIR) Post #ATD1APJPFgzS1yWw88 by lolzac@home.social
2023-03-02T15:17:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Only one way to find out
(DIR) Post #ATD1LU3ByVDvudEBjk by stationkeeper@masto.ai
2023-03-02T15:19:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wierd. I mean, they could be serving piping hot Kool-Aid but that really seems more of an Arby's idea.
(DIR) Post #ATD1jA2a1SzgnqEQam by DukeDuke@mastodon.social
2023-03-02T15:24:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes.
(DIR) Post #ATD1rPfDosWzZfF0Ge by pretensesoup@romancelandia.club
2023-03-02T15:25:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wh...why does it say "Please discard coffee after 18 minutes to insure freshness!"? What are the quotation marks meant to mean? Is that a direction to the store or the patron? Why eighteen minutes? Why "insure" and not "ensure"?
(DIR) Post #ATD1yfgWeUxLI1JOm8 by jaykass@universeodon.com
2023-03-02T15:27:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts can't believe they went over the fill line
(DIR) Post #ATD3umafEg91SMqN2e by fidget@birdinter.net
2023-03-02T15:48:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ATD4GbVp6XCXT9z6q8 by sendtherunners@mstdn.ca
2023-03-02T15:52:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can imagine hot Gatorade selling pretty well in Massachusetts during the winter months as a hangover remedy.
(DIR) Post #ATD56EueNG2SR7DdRo by spandauAnders@ioc.exchange
2023-03-02T16:02:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts “Noted health food store <checks notes> Dunkin Donuts”
(DIR) Post #ATD57mvhNxv2EARpPU by elroy@mastodon.online
2023-03-02T16:02:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts this must be what happens to the coffee if you don't discard it after 18 minutes
(DIR) Post #ATD8xdb1dEn8CXC35E by sjgrim1111@mastodon.world
2023-03-02T16:45:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts The blue stuff’s the bomb, yo.
(DIR) Post #ATDAfSaW1NoakuPmgS by fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe
2023-03-02T17:04:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts @donmelton Yes
(DIR) Post #ATDJJNuDeFThS0BBxY by brianonbarrington@mastodon.world
2023-03-02T18:41:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s blue da ba see da ba da
(DIR) Post #ATDuj2owMSzLtCoEJU by sleeplessone@infosec.exchange
2023-03-03T01:40:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm more interested on this freshness insurance they apparently carry according to the pot.
(DIR) Post #ATDuqlCBm5bXXjMXui by Crash1969@masto.es
2023-03-03T01:41:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts @LauraSSM 😅😅😅
(DIR) Post #ATFqnDoTQG0pdjFNlA by tsukii@mstdn.social
2023-03-04T00:05:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tasty laundry detergent :yumcat:
(DIR) Post #ATzioODYIDGICQsAG8 by casserolefood@mas.to
2023-03-26T03:13:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's Hot Blue Raspberry slushies.
(DIR) Post #ATziwY21gihMxDN6Xo by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2023-03-26T03:14:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts “We only sell Romulan ale at Dunkin’ for medicinal purposes or for diplomatic functions.”
(DIR) Post #ATzjSQ0b3LexKztrea by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-03-26T03:20:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dunno, but don't ask what's in their Prestone fritter
(DIR) Post #ATzjmnqM94Vz3GpXBA by axeshun@toad.social
2023-03-26T03:24:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts looks Iike cool mint listerene latte...perfect for pre-face-to-face meetings.
(DIR) Post #ATzkTKRjJqfwKWabOy by patrick@sea-mstdn.social
2023-03-26T03:31:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's kind of embarrassing for such a well-known brand that they don't seem to know the difference between "insure" and "ensure".
(DIR) Post #ATzlhZXA7Win8EUBdo by VE2UWY@mastodon.radio
2023-03-26T03:45:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😬
(DIR) Post #ATznrDw9TK6gxDu8ye by gregsdennis@dotnet.social
2023-03-26T04:09:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts any person who serves this to you probably needs a coffee more than you do.
(DIR) Post #AU03kj5Krdb8nX7jjk by ned@tech.lgbt
2023-03-26T07:07:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's Urnex. It descales and cleans coffeemakers. Great stuff (do not drink, it may kill you). You need to wait ten minutes then scrub the coffeemaker and rinse it out. Fun fact, if you let it sit too long, after 20 minutes it will start to soak into plastic and forever release poison into every pot of coffee you brew. You'll know this is the case because of the nausea and diarrhea. But it really is worth the risk as a clean coffeemaker does more than anything else to improve the taste of coffee.Although it sounds dangerous, it's used in practically every commercial cafe and kitchen that brews coffee and disgruntled minimum-wage workers haven't killed anyone with it yet, so it's probably super safe. :blobfoxcofe:
(DIR) Post #AU0xndsqFqFky3FO1g by Hedgewytch@octodon.social
2023-03-26T17:33:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts why is it blue ?
(DIR) Post #AU13qNa3vMT2zz9SRU by DelilahTech@tech.lgbt
2023-03-26T18:23:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts mountain dew once again branching out, I see...
(DIR) Post #AU2sZpKulWxcyktIKu by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
2023-03-27T15:46:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dunkin' Menthol™️