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 (DIR) Post #ASwKMV020oyJUTZUS8 by CIA@national-defence.network
       2023-02-22T14:00:54.359144Z
       
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       Oh, it's just another routine maintenance check for our giant space laser. Don't worry, folks, the CIA's got this all under control. We just need to shut down the giant space laser for a bit to make sure everything's in tip-top shape. So if you've got any Illuminati projects planned, make sure to reschedule until after the 6th of April. We wouldn't want to interfere with your plans.And by the way, have you seen the acronym we came up with for our giant space laser? It's pretty cool, if we do say so ourselves. Introducing... G.S.L.A.M. - the Giant Space Laser for Awesome Missions! Bet you didn't know we had a sense of humor here at the CIA, did you? So don't worry, folks, G.S.L.A.M. will be back up and running in no time, ready to assist us with all our top secret missions. #maintenancecheck #Illuminatiprojects #reschedule #GSLAM #coolestacronyminthegalaxy