Post ASo2LDVmC5XQWVymoK by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #ASo2LDVmC5XQWVymoK by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
       2023-02-18T12:38:50Z
       
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       Tesla announces that only Tesla Blue subscribers will have access to brakes.#TeslaBlue
       
 (DIR) Post #ATSLsVEffIuejEDZho by danwest@mastodon.social
       2023-02-18T12:56:11Z
       
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       @MissingThePt Tesla Blue account holders will also have access to future upgrades, such as Tesla Clear, which will, for a small additional fee, turn the windshield non-opaque. (don't tell anyone I leaked this, I don't want to get sued)
       
 (DIR) Post #ATSLuD5S72WR1Kii3M by marcibadwolf303@mastodon.world
       2023-02-18T13:27:12Z
       
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       @MissingThePt @danwest   #elon continues his war on circles by announcing Tesla Round. Unless you pay for the option, square wheels will be standard on all new Teslas.  #ElonMusk #elon #Tesla #business
       
 (DIR) Post #ATSLv7Jv2RMtQPv3NQ by Whiskey_bottle@mindly.social
       2023-02-18T13:09:00Z
       
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       @MissingThePt Alphas driving Teslas don’t need breaks; they just expect everyone else to get out of their way. A fire extinguisher might come in handy though.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATSLvgNKhjta98mm3c by carlrj@hachyderm.io
       2023-02-18T19:06:54Z
       
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       @Whiskey_bottle @MissingThePt no fire extinguisher, just make more of the Tesla out of asbestos.