Posts by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AtSYpnbTobcQzDqRhQ by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-04-25T18:58:55Z
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Breaking: United States judiciary awakens to find a horse’s head in its bed.
(DIR) Post #AtibirWmkkbHjzaFOa by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-05-03T13:33:50Z
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If President Trump does also become Pope, J.D. Vance could do the funniest thing.
(DIR) Post #AtleVR8gRA3TTBTo1I by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-05-04T15:12:12Z
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The next Democratic presidential candidate should run on a platform of closing the budget deficit by enforcing the Constitution’s emoluments clause. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-family-net-worth-crypto-investments/
(DIR) Post #Atrdt5PXwGXY1eq8TQ by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-05-07T16:39:23Z
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If the Sistine Chapel chimney emits blue smoke then the next Pope is a boy.
(DIR) Post #AuiXiZKoe3to2Ckgoi by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-06-02T10:41:45Z
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Judge: “You stand accused of murder in the first degree. How do you plead?”“Well, we are all going to die.”Judge: “Release this man!”
(DIR) Post #Av9lGVMBsgWi2DY7pA by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-06-15T12:14:17Z
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I take it all back. $45 million was a small price to pay to humiliate President Trump at his own parade and mobilize millions of Americans across the nation to demonstrate against him.
(DIR) Post #AvAKZ8uj2okIKKKFLE by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-06-15T12:44:17Z
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The only thing quieter than President Trump’s birthday military parade is Elon Musk’s phone on Father’s Day.
(DIR) Post #AvlZwWVgIEuNT5uhVY by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-07-03T19:25:47Z
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The United States offers special Independence Day clearance sale: "Every right must go!"
(DIR) Post #AwSo71tkTXPMnySRO4 by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-07-24T16:17:48Z
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Breaking: Hulk Hogan sent ahead to tell Jeffrey Epstein to reserve a seat next to him for President Trump.
(DIR) Post #Ax4qYKRlOcfS4CoChs by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-08-11T14:34:23Z
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"Violent crime is up in Washington, DC" says man who pardoned the largest group in history that committed violent crimes in Washington, DC.
(DIR) Post #Ax4vTzruSmw0rBnB1E by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-08-11T14:35:11Z
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Washington DC should change the tagline on its license plates from “No Taxation Without Representation” to “Release the Epstein Files.”
(DIR) Post #AxCG7aXJQRDV4028PY by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-08-15T14:22:58Z
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80's AI girlfriend
(DIR) Post #AxhBUaAYToGgiOI9KK by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-08-30T12:28:12Z
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Breaking: White smoke above the White House indicates that a new fascist has been selected.
(DIR) Post #AyKfiSW6Rg1d3bC5PE by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-09-18T12:01:37Z
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"America is the hottest country anywhere in the world." Well yes, that is the consequence of the country going to Hell.
(DIR) Post #Az6Ya1w6p0eTcm60B6 by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-10-11T15:38:53Z
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Reminder: Antifa membership cards are being mailed out next week, please be sure that you have paid your annual dues.
(DIR) Post #Az9I9TCGLOKqYnqPxY by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-10-12T18:44:55Z
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“If I can’t violate people’s civil liberties what’s the point of even being a cop?l
(DIR) Post #B0XXqQ9Ce5b8FunLbU by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-11-23T14:36:27Z
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Zohran Mamdani to release PSA video, "How to talk to your deranged racist MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving dinner."
(DIR) Post #B1K8DtsKUnUF8zLtDM by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-12-17T00:21:02Z
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When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.
(DIR) Post #B1RNU1RxEAAv9ldRui by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T12:55:30Z
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The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed the Trump Epstein files.
(DIR) Post #B22BUxGivVsUvjtTXM by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
2026-01-06T21:41:28Z
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If Greenland wants to be untouched by the U.S. government it should cover itself with the Epstein Files.