Post ASkJV3Gc3jBqEcK3Yu by jbond@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #ASi1KXX50NcpQQwW0m by GayDeceiver@mstdn.social
       2023-02-15T01:59:45Z
       
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       The hardest part of the Paleo Diet is hunting the Brontosaur and getting it home.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASi1KYG6Izdbg40TBY by edgeoforever@mastodon.world
       2023-02-15T16:23:46Z
       
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       @GayDeceiver  not to mention the mastodon! :mastodon:
       
 (DIR) Post #ASi1Pe4g6sGLA95oFk by afouxenidis@mastodon.world
       2023-02-15T16:24:40Z
       
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       @GayDeceiver 😂 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #ASi1TL7QWpWrWz8jpY by TootUncommon@mstdn.party
       2023-02-15T16:25:23Z
       
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       @GayDeceiver You don't use BrontoSaurDash?
       
 (DIR) Post #ASi1mJw79IphMjtp6e by bkahn@mstdn.science
       2023-02-15T16:28:42Z
       
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       @GayDeceiver Not to mention cutting down a tree to make a spit so the big guy could be roasted whole. And the firewood needed--beginning of clearcutting and deforestation. This is also when the laws of unintended consequences were drafted. The only way the old paleo folks had time for all this was cause they lacked social media.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASiG7iQWghZSlGDj8a by LeisureClass@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-02-15T19:09:33Z
       
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       @GayDeceiver Try the babies - they’re easier to catch (and cook).
       
 (DIR) Post #ASjhVFyN1TtbNnSbYW by scooterdawg@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-02-16T11:50:58Z
       
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       @GayDeceiver Or you could go to the drive-in just don’t order the ribs
       
 (DIR) Post #ASkJV3Gc3jBqEcK3Yu by jbond@mastodon.social
       2023-02-16T12:05:57Z
       
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       @edgeoforever @GayDeceiver Mastodon are easier. You can still find them pre-frozen. Just dig it out of the permafrost and chuck it straight in the freezer.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASkKtWUp8YyBn9CbVQ by gnomic_heresy@kolektiva.social
       2023-02-16T18:59:27Z
       
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       @jbond @edgeoforever @GayDeceiver Oh, Mastodon is great in the sous vide. You can cook it straight from frozen. Chainsaw out a portion, vacuum seal it (a clean shopvac and heavy duty zipper bag should work), and dunk it in a hot tub maintained at 130F for about a month. It's nice and tender!