Post ASgKb5e1SGrwfTsLmC by riggbeck@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #ASgBmrVuv3nijJcgMa by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-14T19:11:31Z
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The Renaissance was the pinnacle of art because painters understood that babies are rude and inconsiderate, and they painted babies in a way that accurately depicts their shitty little personalities.
(DIR) Post #ASgBqppF8dQeeUYadk by Bunkunin@mstdn.social
2023-02-14T19:12:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts LOL! Crappy Valentine's!
(DIR) Post #ASgBuYkyXeGss9KwYi by COPECA@donotban.com
2023-02-14T19:12:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts they r bald tyrants
(DIR) Post #ASgBxhWWP3Zivn4ebQ by andymatisz@masto.nu
2023-02-14T19:13:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts looks like the in-laws are the grumpsters
(DIR) Post #ASgBxkaszHqgSC8gK0 by matt@oslo.town
2023-02-14T19:13:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts High Quality Facts @ine
(DIR) Post #ASgD546gw9UaxB4FyC by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-02-14T19:25:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I consider Renaissance Art anyway as big trolling the idea of of perfectness. So watch closely at Michelangelos David in florence and you see, that his proportions are noch correct. He is a big joke about the times idea of perfect bodies. They tried to copy the antique civilisations of Greece and Rome. And look at the ugly people on this picture.
(DIR) Post #ASgDGXRsBZtp8lRiCG by SonofaGeorge@mstdn.ca
2023-02-14T19:28:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts In other words (I've read this before) they painted them as small adults.
(DIR) Post #ASgDKmk3Gfi7jIyRXs by SonofaGeorge@mstdn.ca
2023-02-14T19:28:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Baby: "you gonna stuff that bird, or what?"
(DIR) Post #ASgEQZufyeYfdNGm80 by weiser@mstdn.social
2023-02-14T19:41:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts that baby does not skip leg day
(DIR) Post #ASgEr5s1mdHAHEfsFE by Fayedray@mastodon.social
2023-02-14T19:45:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts babies were usually based on the patron who paid the painter which was usually the pope
(DIR) Post #ASgFnL15d17M31gbCa by christiannajf@mas.to
2023-02-14T19:56:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Everyone looks fairly grumpy in this painting except Mary and Jesus, who look smug.
(DIR) Post #ASgKb5e1SGrwfTsLmC by riggbeck@mastodon.social
2023-02-14T20:50:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Everybody looks appalled except his mum.
(DIR) Post #ASgRNjMjfvJxUCMndw by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-02-14T22:06:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Kid looks like Rogu.
(DIR) Post #ASgVmvJAoGjba6y7fs by BackFromTheDud@mas.to
2023-02-14T22:55:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts I knew someone that described other people's children as "C*ntlings".
(DIR) Post #ATWb0Xtpv7cDFgbc6S by waoac@urbanists.social
2023-03-12T01:59:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's possibly the creepiest Renaissance painting I've ever seen....😨
(DIR) Post #ATWen0leC1hCXxZq52 by jorsh@lor.sh
2023-03-12T02:41:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Everyone in this painting is high.
(DIR) Post #ATWhoPTe6m6RKnW1dw by SNerd@lor.sh
2023-03-12T03:15:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts That kid’s got some hefty cankles
(DIR) Post #ATWiXSiQukU0PSulxQ by ZoraSaidSo@mastodon.social
2023-03-12T03:23:30Z
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@lowqualityfactsMy mother said "It's a good thing babies are so cute otherwise we'd kill them." We weren't close after that.
(DIR) Post #ATWuKzPrDrltVu2rM8 by DrGeekMD@flipboard.social
2023-03-12T05:35:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts this post will keep me on mastodon indefinitely
(DIR) Post #ATX928dwBtzvwQ6Gie by andrewcrowther@mas.to
2023-03-12T08:20:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given, and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and his name shall be calléd... Harold Innocent
(DIR) Post #ATXEREuyUwMUPdrEhs by Pellitory@c.im
2023-03-12T09:20:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I saw the film, Toby Jones was terrific as the baby.
(DIR) Post #ATY41NpDxCEs7p9y6K by jancampbellcady@mastodon.scot
2023-03-12T18:58:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts This guy definitely should be painting landscapes. Faces are not his metier.
(DIR) Post #ATY9ShyvcUjaEGY1om by pewterbaw@mastodon.scot
2023-03-12T19:59:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts to be fair, everyone in this painting looks pretty hideous