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 (DIR) Post #ASfXZy39JLXJ4OSnr6 by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-02-14T11:37:42Z
       
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       #Valentines poems what I wrote:Roses are red,Violets are perennials,Your ears are adorable,Just like a spaniel's.Roses are redAnd £60 per dozen,If your BJs don't improveI'm gonna fuck your cousin.Roses are raw,Violets are basted,If you don’t take drugs,You’ll never get wasted.Roses are red,Violets are not,If your heart aches,It could be a clot(in your coronaries).Roses are red,Viruses are blue,They’re not really,But the first line is true**sometimes
       
 (DIR) Post #ASfXZyicp8iH91rvVI by JRP69@mstdn.social
       2023-02-14T11:41:00Z
       
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       @flattliner whoever said romance was dead is clearly wrong 😂