Posts by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
 (DIR) Post #ARhnCR36eXEihVtx56 by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-01-16T14:39:25Z
       
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       Organised religion has a shorter life expectancy than organised crime.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARizSpVes0Xfnyng24 by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-01-16T16:18:09Z
       
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       I interrupt this TL's normal style to moan about my energy costs. The graphs' solid bars show last year's costs - not including VAT or standing charges - for gas and electricity, the horizontal line is the cost in 2021...Roll on #GlobalWarming
       
 (DIR) Post #ARjNt7C28yGL4vgh5U by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-01-17T10:19:08Z
       
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       @chris warming up or price down - either will do!
       
 (DIR) Post #ASdsLSu41fEV8bDiF6 by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-02-13T16:24:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts My medical license to practise was revoked on 2nd Feb 2022…Admittedly, I’d already retired by then 🩺✖️
       
 (DIR) Post #ASfXZy39JLXJ4OSnr6 by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-02-14T11:37:42Z
       
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       #Valentines poems what I wrote:Roses are red,Violets are perennials,Your ears are adorable,Just like a spaniel's.Roses are redAnd £60 per dozen,If your BJs don't improveI'm gonna fuck your cousin.Roses are raw,Violets are basted,If you don’t take drugs,You’ll never get wasted.Roses are red,Violets are not,If your heart aches,It could be a clot(in your coronaries).Roses are red,Viruses are blue,They’re not really,But the first line is true**sometimes
       
 (DIR) Post #ASld4Tyaq4EdUkSi9Y by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-02-17T10:10:48Z
       
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       @GayDeceiver You’ll be excited about Picard 3 then - out today on Amazon Prime…#NationalTreasure
       
 (DIR) Post #ASwJ8YzuFdSbsjIuci by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-02-21T17:21:38Z
       
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       “Grandad, tell us about the Twitter wars again!”“Gramps, were you really there when they started?”Ok kids, but then it’s straight to bed…
       
 (DIR) Post #AU56kQgEZ2ZVMwjTFo by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-03-28T17:34:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Green = GoAmber = GoRed = Go very fast
       
 (DIR) Post #AU5DVavMtUICTZgVsm by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-03-28T18:50:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I’d settle for Iron Man ski boots…
       
 (DIR) Post #AXcS7BuE23zf8pOgLI by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-07-12T12:55:46Z
       
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       @Talia_christine The worst ellipsis crime though:..or….
       
 (DIR) Post #AYCIHR0BESCLWcUhVY by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-07-29T20:15:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Followed you there - @gasless.bsky.social
       
 (DIR) Post #AYJeRAvhOwcBfiARto by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-07-31T17:26:21Z
       
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       If there’s any lesson I’ve learnt from watching hundreds of hours of Sci-Fi it’s this:If you’re the first human on that planet, keep your fucking helmet ON!
       
 (DIR) Post #AabuqhHOYIYLq1Q3f6 by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-10-09T23:25:56Z
       
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       A brief moment of seriousness.WTF has happened to US life expectancy? Don’t blame Covid ‘cause it looks like things started heading South at the turn of the century. Bear in mind that this is in a country that spends more per capita on healthcare than everybody else…
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac2V26rdzx263mHmZk by flattliner@mastodonapp.uk
       2023-11-21T18:09:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Can’t even be arsed to stand up for the first year!