Post ASYZcfWdTr8YHux5KC by aka_quant_noir@cinematheque.social
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(DIR) Post #ASYZ5yUPx1xFY3KBwu by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
2023-02-11T02:54:39Z
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Rumors circulating that high altitude object shot down by U.S. today appears to be a dead squirrel wearing an old-style aviator's helmet.
(DIR) Post #ASYZGU5pIzguSapl8i by craigmaloney@octodon.social
2023-02-11T02:55:41Z
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@lauren Accompanied by a moose, no doubt.
(DIR) Post #ASYZJ37m1wivgfy3kW by gulovsen@cryptodon.lol
2023-02-11T02:56:00Z
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@lauren I heard it was a beagle flying a doghouse but my sources may not be credible.
(DIR) Post #ASYZQPUvFGBh6WIz8i by vk2bea@mastodon.radio
2023-02-11T02:57:57Z
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@lauren Excellent Boris, they just shot down moose and squirrel.
(DIR) Post #ASYZcfWdTr8YHux5KC by aka_quant_noir@cinematheque.social
2023-02-11T03:00:31Z
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@lauren And where is Moose?
(DIR) Post #ASYaAEUoTvAmIt6Vto by mybarkingdogs@ohai.social
2023-02-11T03:06:36Z
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@lauren LMAO
(DIR) Post #ASYbS3ANRYR2KebZdg by mativity@aus.social
2023-02-11T03:20:59Z
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@lauren Fearless Leader will finally be pleased
(DIR) Post #ASYc1PYcBcGruanskC by victoriadecapua@mastodon.social
2023-02-11T03:27:26Z
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@lauren oh Boris and Natasha are going to be so disappointed
(DIR) Post #ASYcscdIIpDpoRMhYO by slurpfur@mastodon.hypnoguys.com
2023-02-11T03:36:48Z
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@lauren 10 20 30 40 50 or more https://youtu.be/wtJ1Gnh9wPU
(DIR) Post #ASYcu4aDrwF2mycWGG by slurpfur@mastodon.hypnoguys.com
2023-02-11T03:36:48Z
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@lauren 10 20 30 40 50 or more https://youtu.be/wtJ1Gnh9wPU
(DIR) Post #ASYcyyiv5BpW3z1l1U by secminded@infosec.exchange
2023-02-11T03:38:10Z
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@lauren post reported for misinformation, no way any modern aircraft could shoot down Rocky, enjoy your timeout
(DIR) Post #ASYgj4uqgvesS5HTRw by PJ_Evans@mastodon.social
2023-02-11T04:20:04Z
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@lauren Not a beagle in WW1 aviator helmet and silk scarf?
(DIR) Post #ASYhhZZFrGACtL1h3o by NaN@body.social
2023-02-11T04:23:08Z
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@xenotrope @lauren, The Pentagon has announced it will hold a press briefing shortly, conducted by Pentagon press officer Captain Peter "Wrong Way" Peachfuzz.
(DIR) Post #ASYhhaHvBBtP7rvMgK by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
2023-02-11T04:27:43Z
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@NaN @xenotrope I may have seen him earlier today.
(DIR) Post #ASYi8soMQ1CKOS7A9Y by doctormo@fosstodon.org
2023-02-11T04:35:58Z
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@lauren SQL injection attack?
(DIR) Post #ASYmVZQZ3LKOkj3dcu by panamared27401@mstdn.social
2023-02-11T05:24:55Z
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@lauren Rocky?!? THEY SHOT DOWN ROCKY?!??
(DIR) Post #ASYo3vqgIVri5hDqjY by panamared27401@mstdn.social
2023-02-11T05:42:21Z
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@lauren Those bastards! They murdered Rocky!
(DIR) Post #ASYsLmYrxwWmJeersu by Bigvicsf@defcon.social
2023-02-11T06:30:14Z
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@lauren oh no 🙀🙀not Rocky!!
(DIR) Post #ASYvxILZ3E49TR0v7Q by kyozou@sfba.social
2023-02-11T07:10:48Z
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@lauren Noooooooo! Not Rocky!
(DIR) Post #ASZ0xsOXWc1Z2sVC9w by thefathippy@mastodon.au
2023-02-11T08:06:52Z
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@laurenBloody Ramjet. If he popped less pills, maybe he'd take out less friendlies. 😂
(DIR) Post #ASZZNpp36nXr2PS2W8 by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
2023-02-11T14:32:27Z
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@thefathippy There were a lot of pill popping, sauce drinking superheros back then.