Post ASTlpxVS2EarLnoKMy by almostconverge@kozterulethasznalatienge.day
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(DIR) Post #ASTkgxCngU5DrDEH9E by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-08T19:11:23Z
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People who don't speak a word of German are far too confident in their ability to assassinate baby Hitler if given the opportunity to time travel.
(DIR) Post #ASTl0sj62yjTl0q0Rs by monarchmommy@mastodon.lol
2023-02-08T19:14:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts lol
(DIR) Post #ASTlMF2MI8q12A25I0 by leighelse@mastodon.nz
2023-02-08T19:18:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts True, though.
(DIR) Post #ASTlT1eqQxBDZ9GkaW by thehomespundays@toot.bike
2023-02-08T19:20:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, ask them to find Austria on a map from the 1880s too.
(DIR) Post #ASTlZgaXAU84FNQdhw by jimbreeds@mastodonapp.uk
2023-02-08T19:21:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unless I'm terribly mistaken, the baby Hitler didn't speak a word of German either. So at least it would be a non-argumentative encounter.
(DIR) Post #ASTlpxVS2EarLnoKMy by almostconverge@kozterulethasznalatienge.day
2023-02-08T19:24:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts also it would've been a lot easier to glass him when he visited liverpool
(DIR) Post #ASTluZZaRhq0ZRwfWS by coffeepine@mastodon.world
2023-02-08T19:25:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Da sacht'er wat.
(DIR) Post #ASTnuH4FRs9L5MGwXQ by RadiDaddy@mastodon.world
2023-02-08T19:47:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts As we learned from the WWII documentary series “Hogan’s Heroes,” nobody in Germany actually speaks German. They simply speak English with a German accent.
(DIR) Post #ASTo6LSuvIKaCTZCq0 by llywrch@masto.ai
2023-02-08T19:49:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do they have better odds assassinating baby Schicklegrueber?
(DIR) Post #ASTsDICTrQQTuwRmHQ by randytayler@mastodon.social
2023-02-08T20:35:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts "VHERE AH ZE BABIES?!"
(DIR) Post #ASTtimR5axzecfrHjk by DaveRussell@stranger.social
2023-02-08T20:52:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts That is a good point.
(DIR) Post #ASTuJ9uTnSNtqpx67U by inlaing@mastodon.social
2023-02-08T20:59:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts and if they do speak German have they accounted for the impenetrability of the regional Austrian dialect?
(DIR) Post #ASTvoLpHdtPljvxXCy by BigJesusTrashcan@kolektiva.social
2023-02-08T21:15:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ja mit die kinder Hitler ein totten raus
(DIR) Post #ASTxzDbElijVJrhOFc by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-02-08T21:40:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts it wouldn't help. the ceo of firestone and bush sr's father and a handful of others would have put an american general at the front of the fascist tide, and things would have been worse for longer. no one liked adolph. he did horrific things, but he also put a temporary stop to oligarchy by being a perfect example of why it's not a good idea.but people forget.
(DIR) Post #ASU7GWJTLRPzruiM9w by mivey@meta.masto.host
2023-02-08T23:23:50Z
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@lowqualityfactsJust start a light progrom against all infants at the town of Braunau, once you arrive there in your time machine. By stochastics alone you are bound to get the right baby at some point
(DIR) Post #ATIO41SUINSN36VC4G by ReallyRandy@ieji.de
2023-03-05T05:28:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry, boss. Too high-quality again. (I got your back.)
(DIR) Post #ATITydAJmwgtyyodSi by ferricoxide@mastodon.social
2023-03-05T06:34:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pretty sure given where on-the-fly, mobile translation technology already is, by the time someone cracks the time-travel nut, inability to to understand or speak another language will be about as much problem as it is in Star Trek (German is hardly Darmok).
(DIR) Post #ATIWOmFqojMTbs0000 by sinabhfuil@mastodon.ie
2023-03-05T07:01:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Surely the best time to do it would be during WWI?
(DIR) Post #ATIY0XZByWqr0vcHL6 by DesRoin@geekdom.social
2023-03-05T07:19:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts ja 👀
(DIR) Post #ATIgiTNdhUSoPBfjxw by Ericthebeeover2@mastodon.au
2023-03-05T08:57:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s easy really. All you have to say is“Hallo, ich würde gerne dein Baby töten. ist das in Ordnung?”Is that too much to remember?
(DIR) Post #ATJFzGW0Ha0np7KLrc by drdave@trekkies.social
2023-03-05T15:32:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Umm, just look for the baby with the little moustache, duh.