Post ASLoXRgUM4nU2f9qTY by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
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 (DIR) Post #ASLjpU3zkThyrWw0vY by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-02-04T22:23:20Z
       
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       "Yes Commissioner? A balloon?""Holy Chinese, Batman, could this be the work of the Riddler?""I doubt it old chum. His riddles have always been in English.""Catwoman?""It's possible. That feline fiend does have an affinity for oriental cats!""So what should we do?""Let's check FOX News first."
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLo9LicsonYaefSO8 by spamvictim@infosec.exchange
       2023-02-04T23:11:59Z
       
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       @lauren I figured it was a weather balloon until I saw the size of the two explosions when it hit the water.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLoNKueg0Zo91xo0W by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-02-04T23:14:39Z
       
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       @spamvictim I've assumed it wasn't a conventional weather balloon but it likely had a lot of batteries and lithium batteries in particular can react violently when water gets to them.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLoXRgUM4nU2f9qTY by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-02-04T23:16:28Z
       
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       @spamvictim But we'll likely never know (at least anytime soon). I trust absolutely nothing either government will say about what was in there going forward. Zero. Nil. Null. Nada.