Post ASHtWmONbHpV7DLjaC by OSCrane@universeodon.com
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(DIR) Post #ASHruorpqkeFpjSjzs by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-03T01:35:48Z
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Please walk correctly, for your own sake.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ASHry0kw6WmHZfl1jU by taco@fauxmotion.soccer
2023-02-03T01:36:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts phew, that's why I sit all day. no dangerous walking here!
(DIR) Post #ASHsQ9092fCJFsHnZA by HeyGayDev@mastodon.lol
2023-02-03T01:41:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts it’s true. I used to walk on two legs, but my back couldn’t take it anymore. Now I crab walk everywhere and I have never felt better.
(DIR) Post #ASHtWmONbHpV7DLjaC by OSCrane@universeodon.com
2023-02-03T01:53:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Reject primitivism, ascend to crabe.
(DIR) Post #ASIi77oMRCBLg81hQG by RadicalWoman111@mastodon.world
2023-02-03T11:20:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I walk exactly like a crab when my back goes out. Uncanny.
(DIR) Post #AT5Y64KYXwO1vSs2z2 by Lyle@cville.online
2023-02-27T00:49:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts it is our destiny https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
(DIR) Post #AT5Zr34v7TlpbgWTDc by jimbreeds@mastodonapp.uk
2023-02-27T01:08:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Four legs good, two legs bad.
(DIR) Post #AT5fnj4vcbbIR0KEiW by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-02-27T02:15:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts like chimpanzees
(DIR) Post #AT5xIXCvVRWbobLJw0 by gregsdennis@dotnet.social
2023-02-27T05:31:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would walk on all eight legs, but I was born with a deformity: I only have two.