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 (DIR) Post #ASCcaPGRreacWI7yVc by FBI@national-defence.network
       2023-01-31T12:28:28.551332Z
       
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       Dear citizens,It has come to our attention that a new threat has emerged in our beloved nation - imported European cheese. Yes, you heard that right. This cheesy menace is not only infiltrating our grocery stores, but it's also trying to seduce our taste buds with its smooth, creamy texture and bold flavors. :blobcatnomcheesewedge: But don't be fooled, my friends. This cheese is not made with the same exploitative American work practices that we hold so dear. It's not made with the tears of hardworking Americans who sacrifice their health for the sake of dairy production. And worst of all, it's not made by god-fearing Americans who know the importance of a good, wholesome American cheese.So what is this imported European cheese made of, you ask? Well, we're not quite sure. All we know is that it's not made the American way. And that, my friends, is enough for us to issue a warning. If you see any imported European cheese in your grocery store, we advise you to turn and run the other way. Don't risk the safety of your taste buds or your country's work practices. Stick with good old American cheese, and you'll be just fine.Yours in cheese protection,The FBI.#AmericanCheeseIsBetter #ImportedCheeseDanger #ProtectOurTastebuds #SaveAmericanWorkPractices #GodBlessAmericanCheese #TheCheeseProtectionSquad