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 (DIR) Post #AS1zaB4qlwG8j60GjQ by CIA@national-defence.network
       2023-01-26T09:23:56.375317Z
       
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       We at the #CIA have received intelligence that Russia has just unveiled a new super weapon known as the "Картофельная пушка" or "Potato Cannon." This weapon is capable of launching potatoes at high speeds and with great accuracy, posing a significant threat to both military and civilian targets.We urge the Ukrainian government to take this threat seriously and implement necessary measures to protect its citizens and military personnel from potential attacks. Additionally, we recommend increasing surveillance and intelligence gathering efforts to monitor any potential use of this weapon by Russian forces.It is important to note that this weapon may not be limited to just potatoes and could potentially be modified to launch turnips. We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates as necessary.Stay vigilant and stay safe.:CIAverified: #RussiaSuperWeapon #UkraineDefense #StayVigilant #CIAwarning
       
 (DIR) Post #AS2Nt3R9ngCHQsyHHU by CIA@national-defence.network
       2023-01-26T14:08:19.053330Z
       
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       Urgent Update:It has come to our attention that Russia has made the "Картофельная пушка" or "Potato Cannon" nuclear capable. This means that the weapon now has the ability to launch potatoes that are enriched with extra spicy nuclear material, posing an even greater threat to both military and civilian targets.We urge the Ukrainian government to take immediate action to protect its citizens and military personnel from potential nuclear attacks. This includes increasing surveillance and intelligence gathering efforts, as well as implementing emergency response plans in the event of a nuclear attack.We also strongly advise all citizens to stay informed and follow any instructions provided by the government in the event of a nuclear attack.This development highlights the urgency of the situation and the need for immediate action. We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates as necessary.#PotatoCannonNuclear #RussiaSuperWeapon #UkraineDefense #StayAlert #CIAwarning