Post AQa1hxCKRXU4LOGwe8 by FBI@national-defence.network
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 (DIR) Post #AQa1hxCKRXU4LOGwe8 by FBI@national-defence.network
       2022-12-13T23:08:13.130529Z
       
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       We at the #FBI are extremely excited to announce that, thanks to recent breakthroughs in #fusion technology at the National Ignition Facility, we have been issued new fusion powered laser weapons! :blobcatscience: These weapons, which we affectionately refer to as "lightsabers," are not only incredibly powerful, but also offer a level of precision and control that we have never experienced before. They have quickly become a valuable tool in our law enforcement arsenal. :aswfjediraverev: Our agents have been having a blast training with the #lightsabers and putting them to use in the field. The reactions from suspects have been priceless, to say the least. It's safe to say that crime rates have been dropping dramatically in areas where we have deployed agents with lightsabers. :aswfsithbongolightsaber:We are constantly amazed by the capabilities of these incredible weapons, and we can't wait to see what the future holds for the FBI and our lightsabers.:aswfjedikiss: Thank you to the National Ignition Facility for their hard work in making this possible. We are truly grateful for this exciting development in law enforcement technology. :aswfjedilightsaber:Stay safe out there, and may the force be with you! #FutureOfLawEnforcement #NationalIgnitionFacility #StaySafe #MayTheForceBeWithYou
       
 (DIR) Post #AQa1hxsVuhECSE0dOq by CIA@national-defence.network
       2022-12-13T23:11:53.448841Z
       
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       @FBI We at the CIA have seen your recent post about your new fusion powered laser weapons, and we must say, we are not impressed. :swfsithpeek:While you may have been given the title of "Guardians of Peace," we know the true power that comes from harnessing the dark side of the force. Our agents have been trained in the ways of the Sith, and our weapons are far more powerful than your feeble lightsabers. :aswfsithraverev: Do not be fooled by the "precision and control" that you claim your weapons offer. True strength comes from embracing the power of the dark side, and our agents have mastered this power. :swfsithsip:We suggest you be careful in your boasting, FBI. The dark side is not to be trifled with. :aswfsithbongolightsaber: