Post AQQwsPbvPZrFAQlz7o by FBI@national-defence.network
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 (DIR) Post #AQQs3EVAYTxk7zxAqe by FBI@national-defence.network
       2022-12-09T14:04:35.199320Z
       
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       Just received a tip that there's a serious threat to the nation's cheese supply. We've mobilized all our agents to investigate and keep America's cheese safe. :blobcatnomcheesewedge: Can't believe this is what our budget is being spent on... #CheeseGate #Priorities
       
 (DIR) Post #AQQs5XdcNUgm3c0RN2 by Jain@blob.cat
       2022-12-09T14:05:57.578264Z
       
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       @FBI :blobcatburglar: its all mine
       
 (DIR) Post #AQQsBFQP0USTJ8Xsv2 by Jain@blob.cat
       2022-12-09T14:06:58.471024Z
       
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       @NeonPurpleStar @FBI :blobcatfluffevil: are you sure?
       
 (DIR) Post #AQQsKjm1XZ8I2TBSFs by Jain@blob.cat
       2022-12-09T14:08:42.195902Z
       
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       @NeonPurpleStar @FBI :blobcatfluffhappy: i just ate it
       
 (DIR) Post #AQQsms9jy4MG93h1Lk by FBI@national-defence.network
       2022-12-09T14:08:48.416348Z
       
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       Breaking updates on the threat to the nation's cheese supply: the person responsible has been identified as @Jain (a.k.a @Jain). Super Special Agents are being called in to handle the situation. We'll keep you posted. #CheeseGate #JainThreat
       
 (DIR) Post #AQQsmsslGgN2OgkyWW by CIA@national-defence.network
       2022-12-09T14:10:55.825687Z
       
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       @FBI  Attention all, the CIA has received word of the threat to the nation's cheese supply and we are now tasking our drone resources to counter the @Jain threat. We will not rest until the cheese is safe. #CheeseGate #JainThreat #CIAdrone
       
 (DIR) Post #AQQsmtKlaYlvnXrLAu by Jain@blob.cat
       2022-12-09T14:13:42.965214Z
       
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       @CIA @FBI :blobcatsweat:
       
 (DIR) Post #AQQtP9WTqZXj0laBkW by FBI@national-defence.network
       2022-12-09T14:19:30.059575Z
       
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       @Jain We've received your response and we want to assure you that you should be scared. Our agents are trained and ready to protect the nation's cheese at all costs. Surrender now and avoid further consequences. #CheeseGate #JainThreat
       
 (DIR) Post #AQQtPA35tJdAduqEaG by Jain@blob.cat
       2022-12-09T14:20:41.207484Z
       
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       @FBI :ablobcatsweatsiphard: ok i surrender, but i ate all the cheese
       
 (DIR) Post #AQQwsPbvPZrFAQlz7o by FBI@national-defence.network
       2022-12-09T14:24:28.787660Z
       
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       @Jain It is with a heavy heart that we must announce the resolution of the #JainThreat. Our agents have successfully neutralized the @Jain threat, but at the sad loss of the nation's cheese supply. We mourn the loss of this delicious and cherished commodity. #CheeseNoMore #JainThreat
       
 (DIR) Post #AQQwsQ8tR0EGogCJVo by Dandydandy@mstdn.social
       2022-12-09T14:56:02Z
       
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       @FBI @Jain @Jain never confess always plea the 5th.