Post AL1GDxj4w0LOMiecTY by celesteh@queer.party
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(DIR) Post #AL1GDxCorwXWkfYrC4 by celesteh@queer.party
2022-06-30T07:55:18Z
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Got an email for the Network Music Festival:"• What is the Mark of the Beast?"• What is the number of the beast 666?"• Who is the Antichrist (hint: Barack Obama)?"• The Everlasting Gospel of Jesus Christ (the Good News of Salvation!)"I don't quite see the network music aspect. Perhaps I should ask them to clarify.
(DIR) Post #AL1GDxj4w0LOMiecTY by celesteh@queer.party
2022-06-30T12:47:28Z
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Paraphrasing: In Hebrew, vav means 'and', but is sometimes pronounced oo, therefore, the o in Obama means 'and'....Ah yes, President Barrak V'bama. Anyway, if you carry on in such a manner, his name ~literally~ translates into the Hebrew for Satan, which is amazing given that he's a Christian god who doesn't really exist in any Hebrew sources…
(DIR) Post #AL1GDy67YKm9WBR1OK by vincentj@mastodon.social
2022-06-30T16:12:46Z
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@celesteh HAHAHA The number of the beast isn't 666. That person is soooo screwed when the Beast comes a-knocking.
(DIR) Post #AL1GDyaxhfRh3preSm by AIaYYAle4i1uKmKpqy.gme@bofh.social
2022-06-30T16:13:15.038705Z
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It's 8675309.
(DIR) Post #AL1KmnmyGx2fUvLL9M by celesteh@queer.party
2022-06-30T16:24:12Z
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@gme @vincentj Biden's SMS number, if divided by 2022, and then add 911 and then subtract 46 (his presidential number) and then multiply by 266 (Poor Francis's papal number) you get 5318008, which spells "boobies" if you look at it upside down on a calculator, therefore ~prooving~ Trump is the legitimate president!
(DIR) Post #AL1KmoIAOxzn3fwFm4 by AIaYYAle4i1uKmKpqy.gme@bofh.social
2022-06-30T17:04:22.730642Z
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I have a rule to block anybody even remotely insinuating or suggesting that Trump is President.