Post AJ4bR0ApTf3QJKtrOq by fitheach@mstdn.io
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(DIR) Post #AJ3WYwId4V7HgPYPEu by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-02T22:41:38Z
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Does anyone else watch porn at work?https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/neil-parish-porn-resign-misogyny-b2069056.html#politics
(DIR) Post #AJ3WwEOZxPsKT1RXzU by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-02T22:45:52Z
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The MP said he stumbled across the porn site when looking at tractors.Aye, right.
(DIR) Post #AJ3Y5qzdv9h2jivqBk by pandora@social.tchncs.de
2022-05-02T22:58:47Z
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@fitheach I had a colleague who really got excited when he talked about his collection of vintage tractors. Maybe that is how Mr. Parish happened to stumble on the porn site. 😀
(DIR) Post #AJ3Z5dkBHWddbAA5Sq by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-02T23:09:58Z
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@pandora Where do you keep a *collection* of vintage tractors?
(DIR) Post #AJ3bKCrJily6T6Zaoi by trebach@mstdn.social
2022-05-02T23:34:59Z
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@fitheachSomething was definitely getting plowed
(DIR) Post #AJ3bVphJezNG6sRHpQ by addressforbots@social.apcn.nz
2022-05-02T23:37:05Z
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@fitheach If you work in content moderation maybe?
(DIR) Post #AJ3c87WPq3FCOXb6Qq by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-02T23:44:01Z
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@trebach Aye, he was getting down and dirty.
(DIR) Post #AJ3cR76xaapScikPIm by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-02T23:47:27Z
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@addressforbots I'm sure that was his explanation to the two female colleagues sitting next to him.
(DIR) Post #AJ3dHYcaYIof0FY4S8 by addressforbots@social.apcn.nz
2022-05-02T23:56:55Z
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@fitheach I believe his explanation was autocomplete which is bulshit
(DIR) Post #AJ3dvFqVmJEiM5zRKK by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-03T00:04:06Z
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@addressforbots Yeah, something like that:> “Funnily enough, it was tractors I was looking at, and I did get into another website that had a sort of very similar name,” he said. “And I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn’t have done.”He added: “My crime – my biggest crime – is that on another occasion, I went in a second time. That was deliberate. He went back for more. 🙄
(DIR) Post #AJ3eJZxOeolrg8oEQC by addressforbots@social.apcn.nz
2022-05-03T00:08:29Z
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@fitheach I was going to say I'm from New Zealand that nothing really interesting goes on in our parliament(Hence why I look to the u.s. and the u.k. For my political satire) then this came across my feed I very much wonder what's the story behind this is apparently it's breaking and there is more to follow https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/466349/peters-says-he-has-been-trespassed-from-parliament-for-two-years
(DIR) Post #AJ3eccqU8ryK8het72 by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-03T00:11:57Z
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@addressforbots Trespassed?What does that mean?
(DIR) Post #AJ3efMnWGQbvEjZv5k by addressforbots@social.apcn.nz
2022-05-03T00:12:27Z
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@fitheach Not permitted on the premises under threat of imprisonment
(DIR) Post #AJ3f0U6wGivg01jPay by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-03T00:16:15Z
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@addressforbots Interesting. I've not come across that usage before.
(DIR) Post #AJ3fE4cxoQqd1BBsPY by addressforbots@social.apcn.nz
2022-05-03T00:18:41Z
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@fitheach Links: https://www.police.govt.nz/advice-services/personal-and-community-safety/trespass-noticeshttps://www.legislation.govt.nz/act/public/1980/0065/latest/DLM36927.html
(DIR) Post #AJ4ajJ9lXRYyRYZG8e by pandora@social.tchncs.de
2022-05-03T11:03:02Z
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@fitheach HIs family used to be farmers, so he can keep his tractors in a converted barn. And they could sell some of their farmland as building plots to people from the cities in the last 20 years. so money is not an issue either.
(DIR) Post #AJ4bR0ApTf3QJKtrOq by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-03T11:10:57Z
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@pandora See my other post for sexy tractors.
(DIR) Post #AJ4c9b0TtUgvHwK8eG by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-03T11:19:00Z
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Phwoar!A Neil Parish special.
(DIR) Post #AJ4cGPheJry0G1lZWS by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-03T11:20:14Z
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Actually, I do quite like tractors, and that isn't a euphemism.
(DIR) Post #AJ4e5U1C8QowMcpADg by Tcjc@fosstodon.org
2022-05-03T11:40:40Z
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@fitheach Tractors are doing great job in Ukraine!
(DIR) Post #AJ4eBvHdg03MfAaQkK by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-03T11:41:50Z
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@Tcjc Yup! Another reason to love 'em.
(DIR) Post #AJ4jGABwgoxNpSlUI4 by yngmar@social.tchncs.de
2022-05-03T12:38:37Z
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@fitheach They have a certain pull.
(DIR) Post #AJ4kvbLEkfshrNQxcW by fitheach@mstdn.io
2022-05-03T12:57:20Z
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@yngmar Lots of rubber.