Post AB8hDaA7efmYQHFEvY by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
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(DIR) Post #AB8dm2YoB6YIWky0ES by urusan@fosstodon.org
2021-09-08T02:59:12Z
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*Watching toddler music video**Baby drops ice cream cone and starts to cry**Anthropomorphic animal slaps down a boom box in front of baby**Brief surprised pause**Animal presses play button**Boom box starts blasting "If you're happy and you know it" in baby's face**Baby cheers up and everyone starts dancing*Me: What?
(DIR) Post #AB8feYPi43eGuUGjzc by urusan@fosstodon.org
2021-09-08T03:20:13Z
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Here it is: https://youtu.be/ZoyQAQnxDSA
(DIR) Post #AB8gzXrFQTkHDnisim by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-09-08T03:35:14Z
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@urusan what in the world are you watching? Wife approved channels: Super Simple Songs, Cocomelon, Canticos, Twirlywoos, The Night Garden, carefully monitored duckling videos. You seem to have wandered out of baby paradise.
(DIR) Post #AB8hDaA7efmYQHFEvY by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-09-08T03:37:33Z
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@urusan this is how ElsaGate happened. *smh*. This is fraudulent cocomelon.
(DIR) Post #AB8hJpU1bYePg4X6B6 by urusan@fosstodon.org
2021-09-08T03:38:55Z
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@Greatcrispy1 This was Cocomelon...
(DIR) Post #AB8hQAOclQqQH81pp2 by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-09-08T03:40:03Z
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@urusan this is how ElsaGate happened. This is counterfeit Cocomelon. Just STAHP.
(DIR) Post #AB8hk9Ps7J2D1n8pHc by urusan@fosstodon.org
2021-09-08T03:43:40Z
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@Greatcrispy1 I initially found it in the middle of one of Cocomelon's compilations, but didn't want to have to direct people to the specific one.https://youtu.be/qog4M6nyRpE
(DIR) Post #AB8iI6Qhj9SFbwiiKO by wholesomedonut@fosstodon.org
2021-09-08T03:49:48Z
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@urusan to each their own.I get a sneaking suspicion I'll be the crazy dad that says "None of that shit on my TV" and winds up having them watch like... friggin Winnie the Pooh and Discovery Channel crap from 2004.Cocomelon in particular looks... fake, to me. If that makes sense. Like, I'd expect to see it in the animations at a $12 bowling alley, not an actual TV show.Does that make any sense? Or am I just crazy?
(DIR) Post #AB8j9lnmdXlFGy6chk by Everbern@fosstodon.org
2021-09-08T03:59:31Z
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@urusan So, were not going to talk about how the animals are TELEPATHIC?!
(DIR) Post #AB8kHeiyvzVraqBTI8 by urusan@fosstodon.org
2021-09-08T04:12:08Z
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@wholesomedonut Woah, there are still $12 bowling alleys these days?The main point of Cocomelon isn't the animations, but rather that they have essentially every nursery rhyme (and a bunch of original songs) conveniently available on YouTube (and Netflix).
(DIR) Post #AB8kPqMBZN7fzFQRHs by urusan@fosstodon.org
2021-09-08T04:13:37Z
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@wholesomedonut According to Wikipedia:On December 12, 2020, Cocomelon became the third YouTube channel in the world to get 100 million subscribers. Cocomelon's videos also achieved popularity outside YouTube; in September 2020 Netflix ranked Cocomelon as its third most popular show.[25][...] Two months later, on April 25, 2021, Cocomelon surpassed PewDiePie as predicted. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocomelon