Posts by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
(DIR) Post #AB8cWYLE9LEgVTfK6K by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-09-08T02:45:10Z
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@urusan strawberry ice cream is blasphemy. Everyone knows this.
(DIR) Post #AB8gzXrFQTkHDnisim by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-09-08T03:35:14Z
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@urusan what in the world are you watching? Wife approved channels: Super Simple Songs, Cocomelon, Canticos, Twirlywoos, The Night Garden, carefully monitored duckling videos. You seem to have wandered out of baby paradise.
(DIR) Post #AB8hDaA7efmYQHFEvY by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-09-08T03:37:33Z
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@urusan this is how ElsaGate happened. *smh*. This is fraudulent cocomelon.
(DIR) Post #AB8hQAOclQqQH81pp2 by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-09-08T03:40:03Z
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@urusan this is how ElsaGate happened. This is counterfeit Cocomelon. Just STAHP.
(DIR) Post #ABzZ2yihKgRUQFbb3g by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-10-03T15:32:57Z
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@georgia perhaps try this? Men are asshats.
(DIR) Post #ACdm5syOIKTbxfjime by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-10-23T01:20:32Z
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@urusan worth. It. We need it for our fiber co-op!
(DIR) Post #ACdmCcCJ42NjxaSDrs by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-10-23T01:21:46Z
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@urusan everything you do this, a Lorax dies.
(DIR) Post #ACdmLhXiYl2991nluC by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-10-23T01:23:24Z
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@urusan i will make she-garage (as opposed to she-shed) a thing! I just really need an industrial workshop.
(DIR) Post #ACuC9ZjJG3cB0Pm6TI by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2021-10-30T23:16:19Z
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@urusan : We're having a similar long term version of the makka pakka effect. Me: cackled wildly.@urusan : now I want something to be named the makka pakka effect.
(DIR) Post #AIJ42qtnhelfiHPkyu by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-04-10T12:45:12Z
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@urusan this is what happens when I leave you alone for a day.... your ego EXPLODES! :ablobcatrave: :ablobcatrave:
(DIR) Post #AJ0et2Su4d0OkxZi1w by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-05-01T13:30:43Z
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@urusan why would you out me like this? Now I'm not a mysterious being, you have given me plausible corporeal reality! # illusionruined :thinking_endlessly:
(DIR) Post #AKqlepZnLDsYy4JwlE by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-06-25T14:14:16Z
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Toddler woke up at 6a this morning. He fell back asleep, on me, while holding his toy car garage. 2/5stars- he's cute when he's sleeping, but this was pretty miserable.
(DIR) Post #AKzEnsXvvCOKBs5oMC by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-06-28T17:47:06Z
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The toddler has adopted a new strategy to try and get to watch what he wants- he will speak very slowly and over-enunciate, as if he thinks i am just misunderstanding and not telling him "no" on purpose.
(DIR) Post #ALGdZ9yte5iu1dD08e by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-07-08T02:15:30Z
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@urusan because there is historically an even skinnier bed that was a "single" it was about the size of a cot, but we have all decided that that is a nonsense way to sleep, so they stopped making them.
(DIR) Post #ALGluEExnwsUwvHUwq by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-07-08T03:44:01Z
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How to tell if your anxiety is *wee* overactive right now.Me: are you sure you're ok?Urusan: (very tired) yes, I'm ok, what are you worried about? Me: ok, I just don't want you to pass out in the street.U: what could you do if I did?Me: I could observe your fall...U: ok, you watch me fall.Me: and then I could kick you if a car is coming.U: (mocking) you're not getting hit by a car on my watch! Me: oh no, hahahaha *posts story on fedi*
(DIR) Post #ALGlvTNT0iQqBaqsOO by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-07-08T02:13:03Z
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If you need a pick me up, I highly recommend listening to this song for a quick giggle.The Antifa Hoedownhttps://youtu.be/4XQwSPP8AK0
(DIR) Post #ALV59HLiKeydKCV8ee by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-07-15T01:28:57Z
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Internet debate in the comments section is entirely performative- people don't engage with the person they claim to be "debating"- they are screaming past them at some imaginary boogeyman, hoping that they will impress people that agree with them. It's like the "adult" version of the "your mom" jokes/disses from the early 00s.
(DIR) Post #ANPGcTAcBtfoVBt2rA by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-09-10T01:54:57Z
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@urusan @birnim they died SO Happy!
(DIR) Post #APNkwZJhM0l3G6llCq by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-11-08T04:08:53Z
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I go work the election (US) in 7 hours. Goddess help us.
(DIR) Post #AQ7JXihhdlSw5RNZlw by Greatcrispy1@witches.live
2022-11-30T03:31:59Z
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@FourOh-LLC @urusan hunters build duck blinds, ice fishers have cute little ice houses. It is authentically human to build shelter. I like to spend HOURS outside, it can get -15F here, no amount of "authenticity" will let me be outside around sunshine and plants at -15F, but good try to out macho urusan and I.