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 (DIR) Post #A7E3dgN0PjNDwF8l8a by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
       2021-05-13T02:18:58.659Z
       
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       Some of my favorites:Great Talkers should be cropp'd, for they have no need of Ears.Ne'er take a Wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.Neither a Fortress nor a Maidenhead will hold out long after they begin to parley.Great Good- nature, without Prudence, is a great Misfortune.Beware, beware; he'll cheat without scruple, who can without fear.The hasty Bitch brings forth blind Puppies.Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly; Men freely ford that see the shallows.The Devil wipes his Breech with poor Folk's Pride.Late Children, early Orphans.There's none deceived but he that trusts.  Fear not Death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal.Marry above thy match, thou'lt get a master.Fools make feasts and Wise Men eat them.Epitaph on a Scolding Wife by her Husband:  Here my poor Bridget's Corps doth lie, she is at rest, --and so am I.All Blood is alike ancient.Pay what you owe, and you'll know what is your own.The Things which hurt, instruct.Eat few Suppers, and you'll need few Medicines.In Marriage without love, there will be Love without Marriage.An undutiful Daughter will prove an unmanageable Wife.Love well, whip well.If you ride a Horse, sit close and tight, if you ride a Man, sit easy and light.Would you persuade, speak of interest, not of reason.Samson, for all his strong Body, had a weak Head, or he would not have laid it in a Harlot's lap.Men and melons are hard to know.He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of most medicines.Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the Grave will be sleeping enough.Sally laughs at everything you say.  Why?  Because she has fine teeth.Wish a Miser long life, and you wish him no good.Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.Good wives and good plantations are made by good Husbands.The Golden Age never was the present Age.Nothing dries sooner than a Tear.