Posts by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
(DIR) Post #A6D3u092VxL6C8tyJk by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-04-13T16:51:39.804Z
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Wal Mart's selling 4lb tubs of garlic spread and while I was gratified to see how full the display was, I have to wonder who they think in Columbia, South Carolina is going through so much garlic spread that they need to buy 4lbs of it at a time
(DIR) Post #A6E7frmVPHHtB0pxWC by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-04-14T04:58:28.382Z
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Cats get offended and strangely self- conscious if you make slurping sounds when they groom themselves and it's fucking hilarious
(DIR) Post #A6FOPyFPUTVeycK5Tc by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-04-14T19:51:08.209Z
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So when are they going to establish their Cult of the Supreme Being?
(DIR) Post #A6FsmKdPvvNNPB8Aka by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-04-15T01:16:43.284Z
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Razors are actually really effective cleaning tools and I'm kinda mad nobody told me
(DIR) Post #A6HATxxPVAb6Bzpnl2 by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-04-15T16:23:36.728Z
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The 96 hour moving/ driving/ cleaning marathon has commenced! My Internet access from now until some indeterminate point in the future will be sporadic, so if I'm not posting, don't worry. I'm probably not dead.
(DIR) Post #A6L7ckUf6OIYFZ1jMm by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-04-17T08:21:01.962Z
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Alabama: Sorry, our rest area's down for renovation!South Carolina: Yes. Renovation. We definitely didn't shut ours down because of the drug and prostitution problem.Georgia: We're open! Please enjoy our fully automated restrooms. To help shy urinators, the demons inhabiting our auto flush toilets will set them off at random intervals to literally scare the piss out of you.~Tennessee: Wait, you guys have rest areas?
(DIR) Post #A6WU00KwuIfA5XFK76 by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-04-23T01:43:55.820Z
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Still not dead, despite the best efforts of motorists in South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, and Florida
(DIR) Post #A6YbbNQL7Zc2OvSGu0 by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-04-24T02:18:15.234Z
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"Very Scary People." Who tf is coming up with HLN's show names and how do I replace them?
(DIR) Post #A6oVhcj1eYW2Oo9Kgi by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-01T18:26:38.602Z
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If you give a mouse a cookie, but it's If You Give The State A Dollar
(DIR) Post #A6ozsuoXjhz0JN1xtw by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-01T23:58:56.237Z
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One cat seems to think it's his duty to rub his head on every single thing in this house and the other apparently believes it's his job to either rub his head on or fight every single thing in the yard.
(DIR) Post #A6p9ICflNKyYWd3b2O by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-02T01:38:58.664Z
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You ain't wrong
(DIR) Post #A6r8t8h1QJHFG7c8gq by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-02T22:15:18.702Z
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The house: ~is quiet~Outside: ~nice gentle rain~I: ~am quietly poking around on the computer~Pete the Dog: Now is the time to BARK
(DIR) Post #A6wsKpA16ZPaW5YEro by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-05T18:42:36.278Z
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Pretty sure at least half of the most irritating and insidious problems American society is currently experiencing could be solved, or at least tolerably ameliorated, by setting the self- proclaimed "revolutionaries" loose on actual tyrannical, oppressive organizations, such as HOAs. But what's the most effective way to start a war between the pink haired crowd and the Karens, and keep the both of them contained while the rest of us start fixing some of the shit they've broken in their respective extended tantrums?
(DIR) Post #A6xYBbJjOut13DNbCC by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-06T02:40:38.765Z
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Cat: I see you're doing something on the computerCat: Let me justCat: walk across the keyboard oh oops look at that have fun straightening everything back out
(DIR) Post #A7AAmx51ZubFPtG0KO by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-12T05:15:10.211Z
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The more city driving I do the more I loathe humanity as a species
(DIR) Post #A7C09DYkHKaRiYUeC8 by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-13T02:21:20.502Z
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Sort of. My job involves a lot of driving, including in cities.
(DIR) Post #A7DbIZezMvvGKWhLrk by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-13T01:53:33.548Z
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Came across an edition of Ben Franklin's Wit & Wisdom published sometime before 1974 and holy SHIT is this thing based
(DIR) Post #A7E3dgN0PjNDwF8l8a by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-13T02:18:58.659Z
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Some of my favorites:Great Talkers should be cropp'd, for they have no need of Ears.Ne'er take a Wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.Neither a Fortress nor a Maidenhead will hold out long after they begin to parley.Great Good- nature, without Prudence, is a great Misfortune.Beware, beware; he'll cheat without scruple, who can without fear.The hasty Bitch brings forth blind Puppies.Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly; Men freely ford that see the shallows.The Devil wipes his Breech with poor Folk's Pride.Late Children, early Orphans.There's none deceived but he that trusts. Fear not Death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal.Marry above thy match, thou'lt get a master.Fools make feasts and Wise Men eat them.Epitaph on a Scolding Wife by her Husband: Here my poor Bridget's Corps doth lie, she is at rest, --and so am I.All Blood is alike ancient.Pay what you owe, and you'll know what is your own.The Things which hurt, instruct.Eat few Suppers, and you'll need few Medicines.In Marriage without love, there will be Love without Marriage.An undutiful Daughter will prove an unmanageable Wife.Love well, whip well.If you ride a Horse, sit close and tight, if you ride a Man, sit easy and light.Would you persuade, speak of interest, not of reason.Samson, for all his strong Body, had a weak Head, or he would not have laid it in a Harlot's lap.Men and melons are hard to know.He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of most medicines.Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the Grave will be sleeping enough.Sally laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.Wish a Miser long life, and you wish him no good.Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.Good wives and good plantations are made by good Husbands.The Golden Age never was the present Age.Nothing dries sooner than a Tear.
(DIR) Post #A7RdZqdqPB1w2dxyiG by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-17T05:31:00.301Z
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Popcorn ceilings are the work of the Devil
(DIR) Post #A7U89pTbbHF1nIAcrY by LollyOxenfree@degenerates.fail
2021-05-21T01:43:14.739Z
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"Slow Children at Play" is just another way of saying that your kid is too retarded not to play in the road.