Post A2IJHoXJDdG4HVNGNM by DonMcCollough@fosstodon.org
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 (DIR) Post #A2I5yOSYeFZeV3Yqxc by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2020-12-17T11:38:41Z
       
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       π—–π˜‚π˜€π˜π—Όπ—Ίπ—²π—Ώ: "I keep getting a message pop up in the bottom right-hand corner."𝗠𝗲: "And what does it say?"π—–π˜‚π˜€π˜π—Όπ—Ίπ—²π—Ώ: "I don't know."𝗛𝗒π—ͺ π—§π—›π—˜ π—™π—¨π—–π—ž 𝗔𝗠 π—œ π—¦π—¨π—£π—£π—’π—¦π—˜π—— 𝗧𝗒 π—žπ—‘π—’π—ͺ π—§π—›π—˜π—‘! 🀬
       
 (DIR) Post #A2IC1JdFeWts7aL7LM by ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.org
       2020-12-17T12:46:26Z
       
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       @dick_turpin "You mean I have to read it? " I have had that conversation many times.
       
 (DIR) Post #A2IDqUnpynkLUQG9Y0 by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2020-12-17T13:06:54Z
       
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       @ghostdancer You have no idea how happy that makes me because I was beginning to wonder if our company was a Bottom Feeder magnet!
       
 (DIR) Post #A2IEXLo3Ivf42VnLGa by ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.org
       2020-12-17T13:14:38Z
       
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       @dick_turpin - I'm making a reservation in your web (normally not ours but booking,expedia or any other OTA) and want to know which type of room I am booking. +There are different types,  which one have you chosen? - I don't know +are you on the web page?-yes+which type have you selected then?-I don't know+Can't you see it?-You want me to read it?+Yes please, from here I can't see you screen(it's clear that trying to read his mind would be useless too).
       
 (DIR) Post #A2IEtO89LNOHcPhgEy by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2020-12-17T13:18:38Z
       
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       @ghostdancer The other ones are:They think they are our only customer.They ring on somebodies behalf generally in another room.
       
 (DIR) Post #A2IJHoXJDdG4HVNGNM by DonMcCollough@fosstodon.org
       2020-12-17T14:07:50Z
       
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       @dick_turpin The one I get most often is "I think I have a virus because I don't know what these pop ups are for". It's because they're going to shady sites and not using the built in adblocker/popup blocker in Chrome and Windows 10 hooks into it to throw notifs. Not like nsfw shady but ones that have a lot of ads/popups. I end up turning the notifs for everything in W10 off and they're happy after.
       
 (DIR) Post #A2IJsQQjo6nQETl4Hw by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2020-12-17T14:14:28Z
       
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       @DonMcCollough We had one yesterday asking how he installs ESET Anti-Virus on his CNC machine!𝗠𝗲: "Erm, do you mean the computer attached to the CNC machine?"π—–π˜‚π˜€π˜π—Όπ—Ίπ—²π—Ώ: "No, not the computer, the CNC, it does have software on it and a USB thingy"𝗠𝗲: "You can't put ESET on the CNC machine."I cried, ever so slightly
       
 (DIR) Post #A2IfkXUlqzICorI0AK by wyliecoyoteuk@mastodon.org.uk
       2020-12-17T18:19:34Z
       
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       @dick_turpin On site when they click on the close button before you can read the error message. "Oh I always cancel that" . The best decision we ever made was to move from a WIMP environment to a terminal for our service package. Besides the increase in speed by eliminating the mouse, (and the increase in speed by not using Microsoft Windows) when they got an error message, they didn't know what to do to continue. (clue read the screen)
       
 (DIR) Post #A2IgHtUb5bvIbB740O by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2020-12-17T18:25:35Z
       
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       @wyliecoyoteuk Email Bouncebacks are my favourite.That famous saying: "If I had a pound........"The number of times I get someone screaming at me and yet the answer is in the bounceback is unbelievable.