Post 9xppZlStSTX2Mo0JcW by futzle@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #9xpPRwLgVlbwztEyqO by futzle@mastodon.social
       2020-08-05T23:44:21Z
       
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       Queueing up for a drive-through test. Don’t think I’ve been exposed to the plague; it’s probably just my persistent sinus troubles, but not taking any chances.
       
 (DIR) Post #9xpPVCJXbnvBNjn7Y0 by liamvhogan@aus.social
       2020-08-05T23:45:44Z
       
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       @futzle still got to do the right thign
       
 (DIR) Post #9xpagMWx42EfkSaf0y by futzle@mastodon.social
       2020-08-05T23:50:23Z
       
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       The queue is very Disneyland. You are never more than ten cars deep in the queue, and when you get to the head, you get to join a new queue that you didn’t know was there.
       
 (DIR) Post #9xppO4wxBjnLK5UaJs by futzle@mastodon.social
       2020-08-06T00:09:08Z
       
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       The car in front of me is infuriating. They creep along the lanes of the multias if they were navigating a truck some claustrophobic little maze, and they leave more than a car’s length in front of them.
       
 (DIR) Post #9xppO5ZwqkzFH1jj6G by BalooUriza@social.tulsa.ok.us
       2020-08-06T04:51:59Z
       
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       @futzle Better than the opposite problem endemic here... Round off into adjacent lanes or the side of the road and leave maybe 2m between vehicles at 120 km/h...
       
 (DIR) Post #9xppZkWOxwkBROdbRw by futzle@mastodon.social
       2020-08-06T00:17:58Z
       
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       And now the car in front of me has put its hazard lights on and is proceeding straight for the exit. FFS, can’t drive, can’t queue, can’t even get a stick up their nose. Good riddance.
       
 (DIR) Post #9xppZlStSTX2Mo0JcW by futzle@mastodon.social
       2020-08-06T00:21:30Z
       
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       PSA: make sure your car has a good battery before you go for a drive-through test. There’s a lot of turning your engine on and off. Also, if you have automatic windscreen wipers, turn them off so when they pin your paperwork it doesn’t go for a journey.
       
 (DIR) Post #9xppZm94vdHATdk0NE by futzle@mastodon.social
       2020-08-06T00:47:20Z
       
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       I’m home. What a shit theme park. You queue for an hour for only one ride and it’s over in 30 seconds.
       
 (DIR) Post #9xppZmmmY12ESmJiG8 by BalooUriza@social.tulsa.ok.us
       2020-08-06T04:53:35Z
       
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       @futzle Would you like a picture of you enjoying The Line Ride for only $38.95?