Post 9tPsTSHcnFnX6fdb8a by VyrCossont@cybre.space
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 (DIR) Post #9mWc1hS7BdPp87GfHE by VyrCossont@cybre.space
       2019-09-02T21:16:58Z
       
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       summoning a succubus who's never been summoned beforeshe's asleep when she gets the call and shows up in pajamas without her glasses and can't really see what's going on, and she starts proclaiming that the powers of hell are at her command, but to your coatrackyou have to let her out of the circle on a temporary contingency clause and drive her home to get her glasses
       
 (DIR) Post #9tPs7VwgUqxY5tNfgO by VyrCossont@cybre.space
       2019-09-02T21:23:25Z
       
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       of course when you get there, she doesn't have her keys, her ID, or her phone, and the night security guy doesn't know her, and it's a whole thingso you drive back home and you can't find the air mattress, so you pile a few couch cushions in the circle before the contingency clause expires so she has something to sleep onin the morning you drive her to her place again, on a secondary contingency clause that's even shorter, and day security lets her in and she gets her glasses, so you go home
       
 (DIR) Post #9tPs7WUMTdtjmL8ZAu by VyrCossont@cybre.space
       2019-09-02T21:32:30Z
       
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       and she gets back in the circle before flames of banishment start leaking out of crevices in the walls, glasses on this time, still wearing pajamas and honestly at least half asleepyou get the contract and the blood pen outshe's like "okay so what did you even want again"and you can't remembereventually you negotiate a full minute of unbearable infernal ecstasy in exchange for breakfast at Denny'swhen the deeds are done and you dismiss her, you realize she's still got your flip-flops
       
 (DIR) Post #9tPsAtYVAiOUBhgK92 by VyrCossont@cybre.space
       2019-09-02T21:47:23Z
       
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       the next week she leaves you a voice mail, you don't even know how she got your number, and she's like, "look, you seem nice and i need the practice, how about you summon me again, i'll teach you seven hellish sex tips to blow your partner's mind and you can, idk, would you mind watching my cat for the weekend, i've got a thing"when you're over at her place that weekend, you notice she has one of your jackets… and your DS is still in the pocket
       
 (DIR) Post #9tPsCenqzYRL0shchs by VyrCossont@cybre.space
       2019-09-02T21:56:52Z
       
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       you manage to find the right page in your ink- and blood-stained bootleg copy of the Extended Key of Solomon to summon an entity that might be her regent, or liege, or supervisoryou've never seen an expression as exasperated as the one on the sharply dressed demon lady in the blazer and librarian glasses in your triple-reinforced amethyst and iron circle"I'm really sorry. We've had some complaints about Alexis,"
       
 (DIR) Post #9tPsTSHcnFnX6fdb8a by VyrCossont@cybre.space
       2019-09-02T22:04:33Z
       
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       and then she smiles in a way that doesn't reach her eyes, only her mouth, showing far too many fangs, "but unfortunately, we can only give you infernal credit. And with summer vacation, our resources are a bit thin at the moment."she vanishes in a magnesium-bright blast of hellfirewhen your vision returns, the other figure in the circle looks sheepish. and regrettably familiar.
       
 (DIR) Post #9tPsUb7TQSrgnkQzfk by VyrCossont@cybre.space
       2019-09-02T22:06:08Z
       
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       "so, hi again," she says. "what would you say to unlimited inhuman pleasures for the next month?""not without an actual contract," you say. "i know there has to be some exchange of value, or my soul could be forfeit.""ok cool. wanna teach me to play this bass?"and of courseit's your friggin' bass.*the end*