Post 9mUHRSAUjAeSoQ2TY0 by Alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe
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(DIR) Post #9mUDw6hWC1rdOPqZ5E by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:10:50Z
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ill post a hot take for every boost this toot gets
(DIR) Post #9mUDxcBsbIPRLVlcoq by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:11:06Z
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game of thrones was always bad
(DIR) Post #9mUDyHje8emUC6sfdw by Torie@todon.nl
2019-09-01T18:11:11Z
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@garfiald fuck yeah
(DIR) Post #9mUDzVuauqhES4aUG8 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:11:27Z
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PIV sex is actually awful
(DIR) Post #9mUDzi2po2Py56XElk by Torie@todon.nl
2019-09-01T18:11:29Z
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@garfiald Bold to go with boost and not reply that might have been a bad idea
(DIR) Post #9mUE2ASd7vMqn7lz4y by chillallmen@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:11:56Z
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@garfiald what about VIP sex
(DIR) Post #9mUE2Gb0JhdBopjkxs by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:11:57Z
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@Torie i mean i said i was making my life hell wasnt i
(DIR) Post #9mUE7vCglVjtD43nIO by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:12:58Z
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musicals are for rich white people, saying you like them is telling on yourself
(DIR) Post #9mUEBEFcP8tF9W0Wp6 by friskywhiskers@seacow.social
2019-09-01T18:13:27Z
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welcome to the new garf hell thread
(DIR) Post #9mUEBiN6PshaZPjvea by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:13:39Z
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christopher nolan sucks. but jonathan is a genius
(DIR) Post #9mUECM4indlZhzRoYa by Torie@todon.nl
2019-09-01T18:13:45Z
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@garfiald I mean like. It would have been hell anyways
(DIR) Post #9mUEEIJ3maXObD4xZA by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:14:07Z
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sel overrated
(DIR) Post #9mUEFjEBAwW2NqTooa by Torie@todon.nl
2019-09-01T18:14:21Z
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@garfiald :o
(DIR) Post #9mUEFkMMxyf3tXJsDg by popefucker@cybre.space
2019-09-01T18:14:21Z
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@garfiald u have gone too far
(DIR) Post #9mUEHKJalsfZhIm2Uq by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:14:40Z
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whoever was the sixth person to boost the post is responsible for this
(DIR) Post #9mUEK9GoIBQUJLomxM by nino@pl.quic.fr
2019-09-01T18:12:25.762895Z
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@garfiald what means PIV ?
(DIR) Post #9mUEKA4nILPOoNChrk by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:15:05Z
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@nino penis-in-vagina
(DIR) Post #9mUEN6ylGcJo4emyMy by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:15:43Z
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ok i might have gone too far with that one, i take it back
(DIR) Post #9mUENx6hSLZ9kKu2xk by Torie@todon.nl
2019-09-01T18:15:48Z
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@garfiald I was #1 no one blame me
(DIR) Post #9mUEPwJ1PFVTqAc7kG by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:16:14Z
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they should make it illegal to speak english
(DIR) Post #9mUEZTqo3Yh2U5xwxM by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:17:57Z
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it would actually be good for ebooks to destroy the book industry because people who read deserve to get a headache for it
(DIR) Post #9mUEaLrNFfEVzUeAL2 by ItsMorgan@myasstodon.xyz
2019-09-01T18:18:06Z
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@garfiald too far garfield
(DIR) Post #9mUEc2o93e2VTswZNo by a_breakin_glass@cybre.space
2019-09-01T18:18:23Z
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@garfiald lmao
(DIR) Post #9mUEgCSn6IG0aMw9uy by policeinchains@todon.nl
2019-09-01T18:19:07Z
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@garfiald dat's the gospel.
(DIR) Post #9mUEgFwg9cwnNvwZQ8 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:19:10Z
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sucker punch is the best zack snyder movie
(DIR) Post #9mUEibmnvDnbhaRkIa by jacethechicken@chickenfan.club
2019-09-01T18:19:34Z
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@garfiald >:c
(DIR) Post #9mUEpVH2X6hVX0sQD2 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:20:50Z
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people dunk on bill clinton because they're haters and jealous
(DIR) Post #9mUEqPJoA0BnLobQIa by shaderphantom@awoo.space
2019-09-01T18:20:58Z
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@garfiald quiet, if the kids hear you say that they'll turn into gamers
(DIR) Post #9mUEr8cpi795rqqkhU by GreenandBlack@sunbeam.city
2019-09-01T18:21:07Z
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@garfiald oh wow
(DIR) Post #9mUEz32INKf8qiX0Pw by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:22:33Z
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every youtuber is racist
(DIR) Post #9mUF0Qt3BSMp6wrpwm by Bashabez5@radical.town
2019-09-01T18:22:39Z
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@garfiald
(DIR) Post #9mUF6yn42oohzxBmz2 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:24:00Z
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friendships on the internet are actually MORE fake and parasocial AFTER you meet the people in person and become friends who hang out irl
(DIR) Post #9mUF8dD9FMHveOB3nk by ghostwife@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:24:17Z
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@garfiald im gonna kill you
(DIR) Post #9mUFCnINh9m05KbsmG by trickster@mastodon.technology
2019-09-01T18:25:02Z
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@garfiald I unmuted you just to boost this
(DIR) Post #9mUFEWRdJhkeP0lHYO by root@elle.systems
2019-09-01T18:25:20Z
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@garfiald ive been saying this for years and always got laughed at. that song also slaps so hard.
(DIR) Post #9mUFIZ9vAPitylPBIG by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:26:05Z
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people who boosted the post that started this thread are partaking in schadenfreude by wanting to see me get canceled, which is cringe culture, and therefore fascist (this counts as a hot take)
(DIR) Post #9mUFJJ5aOraWQdjMvI by root@elle.systems
2019-09-01T18:26:14Z
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@garfiald these are actually all correct though i dont understand why everyone is upset.
(DIR) Post #9mUFKdC98HYh4jQlX6 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:26:27Z
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music: trash. who needs it
(DIR) Post #9mUFMDjWlkUSgdnoAa by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:26:46Z
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hippopotamuses are the capitalists of the animal kingdom
(DIR) Post #9mUFOfe7xcUDpuRdr6 by Torie@todon.nl
2019-09-01T18:27:11Z
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@garfiald This is the one that gets your cancelled
(DIR) Post #9mUFQjZyJDDYc5U89I by GreenandBlack@sunbeam.city
2019-09-01T18:27:34Z
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@garfiald aren't they hippopotami?
(DIR) Post #9mUFRO9TSdNqRmP32W by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:27:42Z
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boris johnson is actually doing a postmodernism, which is subversive and leftist
(DIR) Post #9mUFT7XcBpGtVdWL1U by nino@pl.quic.fr
2019-09-01T18:27:22.036996Z
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@garfiald I'm cancelling my boost, can you cancel one or more takes ?
(DIR) Post #9mUFVLsHrxnwXiFnP6 by GreenandBlack@sunbeam.city
2019-09-01T18:28:24Z
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@garfiald oh fuck, garf joined the CPGB-ML
(DIR) Post #9mUFWXZNsAeZ6VykDI by t54r4n1@mspsocial.net
2019-09-01T18:28:35Z
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@garfiald what the fuck
(DIR) Post #9mUFbhFFKOgQYj1BFg by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:29:33Z
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@t54r4n1 think about it
(DIR) Post #9mUFeBbvOqKPJeoSyu by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:29:59Z
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young people like electronic music because they're afraid of skills
(DIR) Post #9mUFswcFQrGP9d091E by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:32:40Z
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the antifa leadership is actually super problematic so lets just say if i see that your associated with them i am giving you the BIGGEST side-eye
(DIR) Post #9mUFtUiSeGR4ukAaQK by Torie@todon.nl
2019-09-01T18:32:45Z
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@garfiald What does this MEAN
(DIR) Post #9mUFzss3kpPTZBhqMa by 2015_05_09@witches.live
2019-09-01T18:33:53Z
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@garfiald fuckin rightBut I may be biased here as I'm a bottom sub trans girl and the times I had piv sex I hadn't hatched as any of those things yet
(DIR) Post #9mUG1DUsYJBVpKV0Fs by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:34:09Z
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having a big dick actually really sucks. nobody should do it
(DIR) Post #9mUG5sGguMYRR15FlQ by ItsMorgan@myasstodon.xyz
2019-09-01T18:34:59Z
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@garfiald its so hard, having a cartoonishly enormous hog is an ever present struggle 😔
(DIR) Post #9mUG9V7auPy8nxYfK4 by Deiru@gensokyo.social
2019-09-01T18:35:39Z
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@garfiald You have technicians here, making noise!No one is a musician! They are not artists because nobody can play the guitar!
(DIR) Post #9mUGA1Z0I2uLQEd0UK by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:35:44Z
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it is morally evil to do well at school
(DIR) Post #9mUGCcZbey3Mmj9GHQ by chillallmen@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:36:08Z
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@ItsMorgan @garfiald the worst part is when the towns people all bring their cattle to your door for you to execute with a single swing of your mighty phallus, ime
(DIR) Post #9mUGFiY9tYyiBpwogC by TeethTeethTeeth@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:36:47Z
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@garfiald only filthy reformists do well in school
(DIR) Post #9mUGL8krtQn2uYTi8e by em@cybre.space
2019-09-01T18:37:44Z
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@garfiald uhh yeah actually having skills is bougie
(DIR) Post #9mUGOuK1UqM5J3iZma by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:38:27Z
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guitar is a good and positive instrument. piano? deeply malevolent
(DIR) Post #9mUGSwBUVw4mEzeIC0 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:39:10Z
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foreplay is actually kinda oppressive
(DIR) Post #9mUGaCbFsc4DBDADpI by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:40:20Z
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the pope: secretly an ally. the pope is working on a secret plan to dismantle the deep state of the vatican (the deep vat)
(DIR) Post #9mUGdredhEeZNRUd7I by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:41:09Z
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mariachi band music is better than hip hop
(DIR) Post #9mUGkzslVIa6vFV9V2 by CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site
2019-09-01T18:42:25Z
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@garfiald shut the fuck up or I'll go at you like I did those cops yesterday
(DIR) Post #9mUGpJtl1icG9w1jFo by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:43:13Z
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people need to stop making "mastodon is crumbling" jokes because they make me hungry for crumble
(DIR) Post #9mUGr8uMrJFMeYBJOS by CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site
2019-09-01T18:43:09Z
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@garfiald I thought you said not takes, not good
(DIR) Post #9mUGvwl7SMuoQA98Lo by Alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe
2019-09-01T18:44:23Z
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@garfialdThe effect of these littered in my timeline among other more natural and harmonious toots is of getting hit in the face with a slimy fish out of the blue.You are a good for nothing tootmonger
(DIR) Post #9mUGw6uLiuExtgXe7s by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:44:26Z
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snails are good
(DIR) Post #9mUGzIRTIOmyXSYNbU by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:45:01Z
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@Alonealastalovedalongthe glad you like my post, always happy to hear from my fans
(DIR) Post #9mUGzLwmGSc5PQDvJg by autistikai@computerfairi.es
2019-09-01T18:44:59Z
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@garfiald i can't believe you know the ceo of antifa
(DIR) Post #9mUH20OQrGBFQgQKBs by subinfinity@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:45:29Z
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@garfiald guitar is for boomers
(DIR) Post #9mUH23sJuas2EFQjh2 by Ethancdavenport@retro.social
2019-09-01T18:45:29Z
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@garfiald would give me an excuse to keep learning welsh, Gaelic, and eventually Angle
(DIR) Post #9mUH302beVYqcwglmK by assdemon@kinky.business
2019-09-01T18:45:40Z
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@garfiald lol good one garf
(DIR) Post #9mUH5Q1O1riFmbGuhc by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:46:08Z
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offal tastes good
(DIR) Post #9mUH7LIWYv83iDCmR6 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:46:28Z
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that maggot cheese looks delicious, id eat it
(DIR) Post #9mUHAayeirGFD5SlVo by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:47:04Z
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avril lavigne is better than ariana grande
(DIR) Post #9mUHKPX48634bsEpYe by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:48:48Z
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mastodon is friendster for zoomers
(DIR) Post #9mUHMOSN6GNVqvzJom by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:49:06Z
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they should bring back google +
(DIR) Post #9mUHPjVjHH3m1I9QI4 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:49:48Z
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they should make it impossible to mute me
(DIR) Post #9mUHRSAUjAeSoQ2TY0 by Alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe
2019-09-01T18:50:05Z
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@garfialdI hope one day you get stuck in a freak storm that rains fish and you look down and realize this is what you have been doing to the rest of us for all this time
(DIR) Post #9mUHSM0r6CDQ0jxZIW by cryptoad@cryptids.online
2019-09-01T18:50:16Z
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@garfiald come on... this one is real
(DIR) Post #9mUHXCn6oR4IrGqLA0 by jennie@deadinsi.de
2019-09-01T18:51:07Z
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@garfiald trash. awful. garf. rethink this.
(DIR) Post #9mUHXVtplejm7d8TmS by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:51:12Z
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screenshot dunking and quote tweeting is actually good. people are opposed to it because their actually afraid of revolutionary violence
(DIR) Post #9mUHadg3J4z774BDEW by TeethTeethTeeth@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:51:46Z
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@garfiald objectively correct
(DIR) Post #9mUHc53syfvoKl10Eq by citrustwee@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:52:03Z
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@garfiald stop you're making the boomers think they're cool
(DIR) Post #9mUHeQFFBqAobyRcZc by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:52:27Z
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VR is the future of gaming
(DIR) Post #9mUHhf8oGLSPgDyowy by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:53:01Z
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all teachers are cops. wait somebody already did this one
(DIR) Post #9mUHjer2Icv1N0cNSi by citrustwee@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:53:24Z
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@garfiald shut the FUCK up
(DIR) Post #9mUHofloK2WterZ5zk by selontheweb@cryptids.online
2019-09-01T18:54:17Z
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@garfiald hey cmon i just got here
(DIR) Post #9mUHpGdxEDEK1DAqO0 by SunSaint@radical.town
2019-09-01T18:54:22Z
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@garfiald hmmmm, this is a Cold take actually.
(DIR) Post #9mUHpPlNJzVuIpiOhc by szbalint@x0r.be
2019-09-01T18:54:24Z
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@garfiald I always take the opposite of what you write, then turn it around 180 degrees and then see the mirror image of that
(DIR) Post #9mUHq3yBplX10A1CEK by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:54:34Z
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@selontheweb im sorry sel i took it back
(DIR) Post #9mUHsAEJWvfmzoYuPY by CoughingSound@mastodon.xyz
2019-09-01T18:54:56Z
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@garfiald folks, please continue boosting, these are gold
(DIR) Post #9mUHw1BP6mM4602SYa by autotune@cryptids.online
2019-09-01T18:54:52Z
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@garfiald cancel of the year
(DIR) Post #9mUHw1jn2vrPoe7v9c by laurie@hellsite.site
2019-09-01T18:55:36Z
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@garfiald i had crumble for pudding today :)
(DIR) Post #9mUHxaaEyWrEB7PAEi by selontheweb@cryptids.online
2019-09-01T18:55:19Z
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@garfiald all is forgiven you lil stripy varmint
(DIR) Post #9mUHyYTEJittukaPdg by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:56:05Z
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e girls are cops and reply guys are antifa
(DIR) Post #9mUI2kLm5fQNuv687E by selontheweb@cryptids.online
2019-09-01T18:56:50Z
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@garfiald finally some good fucking takes
(DIR) Post #9mUI6yULSzxKvN7fqi by gonzo@radical.town
2019-09-01T18:57:35Z
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@garfiald im conflicted about this one
(DIR) Post #9mUI7tEiTmK4vPFUu0 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:57:47Z
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call me by your name is a trash movie because the title is too confusing
(DIR) Post #9mUIDEtbNShZY3vK5I by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:58:45Z
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people who have opinions about tool are nerds who should be oppressed
(DIR) Post #9mUIFNeHnyTdH4mTB2 by chillallmen@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:59:09Z
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@garfiald that just means ur playing their game
(DIR) Post #9mUIFiLYqmybT5BJPE by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T18:59:12Z
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super mario is anime
(DIR) Post #9mUIRSOZyzxJTGC0BM by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T19:01:19Z
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if you know any fediverse people irl your oppressing the rest of us who dont have friends
(DIR) Post #9mUIUtX7XeLgVQpKZE by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T19:01:57Z
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tuba is just a better synth
(DIR) Post #9mUIXm27smum78hbbk by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T19:02:27Z
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i am the shakira of mastodon
(DIR) Post #9mUIbb1Gm23D777lg0 by HellBuns@radical.town
2019-09-01T19:03:03Z
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@garfiald your toots don’t lie
(DIR) Post #9mUIfoXuQOF0DvP1Hs by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T19:03:55Z
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it is always better to call someone and leave a message than to text them. sending someone a voice message without calling them first? you should be arrested
(DIR) Post #9mUIi2ybk7avYgxI3s by CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site
2019-09-01T19:04:18Z
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@garfiald bitch we hang out all the time
(DIR) Post #9mUIksqBsrRCzYN3NQ by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T19:04:44Z
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@CornishRepublicanArmy shhh dont tell them. i need to say i have no friends for clout
(DIR) Post #9mUIy1ZMk5EppNlcno by DiscountBinNinja@crazynoisybizarre.town
2019-09-01T19:07:10Z
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@garfiald look sometimes i don't want the foreplay i just wanna' get the d
(DIR) Post #9mUK6IOi9wZKI3I8bA by anthra@todon.nl
2019-09-01T19:19:53Z
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@garfiald young people like me
(DIR) Post #9mUKKEHqEwRnawiqqO by masklayer@slime.global
2019-09-01T19:22:23Z
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@garfiald UM excuse me???
(DIR) Post #9mUKP6m5b65NkDCGv2 by radicalrobit@radical.town
2019-09-01T19:23:14Z
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@garfiald we will all collectively rise up and strike you down
(DIR) Post #9mUKWjGurdCNAVFYUy by thubish@radical.town
2019-09-01T19:24:39Z
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@garfiald this is fucked
(DIR) Post #9mUL3eKMGhg7ODYcj2 by anthra@todon.nl
2019-09-01T19:30:37Z
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@garfiald @nino what means vagina?
(DIR) Post #9mUL5I61tUp71JdcYK by panina@mastodon.host
2019-09-01T19:30:53Z
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@garfiald I LOVE that in a (currently) 40+ stream of posts this one gets attention like it has had any amount of thought put into it
(DIR) Post #9mUNKeOtRveKRougUK by _ampersand@radical.town
2019-09-01T19:56:06Z
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@garfiald being too cool for tool is the larval form of being really into tool, I can see it in your eyes Garf
(DIR) Post #9mUNjZutG2FvmSlYMS by DiscountBinNinja@crazynoisybizarre.town
2019-09-01T20:00:36Z
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@garfiald Some of us can't configure our inboxes!
(DIR) Post #9mUQHQuxQCZdcp4Ik4 by sousaphone@radical.town
2019-09-01T20:29:04Z
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@garfiald As a lapsed pianist, I feel dirty for boosting this
(DIR) Post #9mUQIGJWKdWd1lx8bo by pianosmasher@radical.town
2019-09-01T20:29:14Z
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@garfiald that’s how I chose my username tbh
(DIR) Post #9mUQetb4xUCzEVxTGK by hightithe@cryptids.online
2019-09-01T20:33:23Z
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@garfiald to destroy the empire, we must destroy England
(DIR) Post #9mUQm08d2MU9Xz2Tdw by hightithe@cryptids.online
2019-09-01T20:34:39Z
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@garfiald heat wave toot
(DIR) Post #9mUQxDEKhZ0NKw3LWa by mcknze@cryptids.online
2019-09-01T20:36:40Z
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@garfiald i already find myself incapable of doing it even though i know itd be for the best
(DIR) Post #9mUR3QKgtpqpi8zMO0 by hightithe@cryptids.online
2019-09-01T20:37:48Z
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@garfiald grades are a commodity, and inherently fascist
(DIR) Post #9mURNuz0eUiKYxcUYC by floppyplopper@todon.nl
2019-09-01T20:41:28Z
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@garfiald Still waiting for some hot takes. All takes very solid and correct so far.
(DIR) Post #9mUYhc2suOzHlXp1F2 by citrustwee@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T22:03:16Z
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@garfiald fuck you im not a cop
(DIR) Post #9mUYvTVzQDfhMZ2tMm by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T22:05:49Z
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@citrustwee trying to figure out what kind of person is likely to say "im not a cop" but it's escaping me right now
(DIR) Post #9mUYyq12Dm5w15AcdM by citrustwee@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T22:06:38Z
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@garfiald bitch.....
(DIR) Post #9mUZanMKXwEymWEM0O by DiscountBinNinja@crazynoisybizarre.town
2019-09-01T22:13:28Z
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@garfiald give me your badge number, fellow cop
(DIR) Post #9mUbiwaSJyg1csqozo by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-01T22:37:21Z
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you should NOT be allowed to dress in joker cosplay if you are not twisted or damaged, i do NOT want to see any more jokerface on my tl
(DIR) Post #9mUibrrIQF738jkmJ6 by larrydavis@radical.town
2019-09-01T22:22:41Z
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@garfiald Not sure why this true one is mixed in here
(DIR) Post #9mUnZKCNELEN4dAAxk by wintgenstein@radical.town
2019-09-01T22:09:40Z
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@garfiald cowards ratio on this one
(DIR) Post #9mUodZpNADjYetzoRc by cute@deadinsi.de
2019-09-02T01:02:02Z
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@garfiald damb i wish i was her
(DIR) Post #9mUxcgyGMDBBTIAm7U by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-02T02:42:45Z
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mao had a thick, juicy ass
(DIR) Post #9mUxlxRsSlvfBMRWyG by bclindner@mastodon.technology
2019-09-02T02:44:24Z
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@garfiald garf please for the love of god
(DIR) Post #9mUxpNedUG6LKK2iI4 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-02T02:45:03Z
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@bclindner the people who boosted the og post are to blame
(DIR) Post #9mUxsFrutIUO33cphg by bclindner@mastodon.technology
2019-09-02T02:45:34Z
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@garfiald me and my mental image of mao's thickness disagrees
(DIR) Post #9mYN4Tj91GjWDcDJmy by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-03T18:12:00Z
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historical parallels are always wrong and fucking bullshit
(DIR) Post #9mYNIko2JjUvF4JDma by pootz@social.putz.space
2019-09-03T18:14:35Z
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@garfialdPredicting historical perpendiculars however is how I won the stocks market and coincidentally the title of my new book
(DIR) Post #9mYNQ5bLOohLlSs0fY by georgieboy@toot.cat
2019-09-03T18:15:54Z
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@garfiald usually I just laugh at your shitposts but this one got me rationally angery shit the fcku up
(DIR) Post #9mYNjQq0fNr189x9UW by awmwrites@anarchism.space
2019-09-03T18:19:23Z
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@garfiald I know this is a shitpost, but I have actually met these people irl.
(DIR) Post #9mYNoykE1tcrjptOEa by _ampersand@radical.town
2019-09-03T18:20:24Z
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@garfiald the lukewarmest take here
(DIR) Post #9mYP5VweSVdlIM9Z5c by scribblefrog@glitterkitten.co.uk
2019-09-03T18:34:36Z
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@garfiald wrong and bad. im cancelling u
(DIR) Post #9mYPdspDtgtw6Q4Drs by scribblefrog@glitterkitten.co.uk
2019-09-03T18:40:50Z
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@garfiald i don't think this is a hot take garf this is just the future
(DIR) Post #9mYPnjCMXnrV8paJcm by micrackbiron@mastodon.social
2019-09-03T18:42:38Z
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@garfiald mao the dong
(DIR) Post #9mYQDi6NFBIdGmAmS8 by JohnBrownJr@radical.town
2019-09-03T18:47:18Z
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@garfiald siddon my dick and balls
(DIR) Post #9mbvqpPCPG6scVip7o by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-05T11:25:52Z
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things online discourse needs more of- arguments!! by!! definition!!!- believing only 1 thing can be bad, not two
(DIR) Post #9mc9GrmZUSIuvROtUG by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2019-09-05T13:56:13Z
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@garfiald what’s an argument by definition
(DIR) Post #9mc9dztvTIFElVs12W by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-05T14:00:25Z
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@LuigiEsq here I am using it to refer to the rhetorical move in which, rather than dispute the claim made by your opponent on its own terms, you dispute your opponent's use of one or more terms as incorrect, and assert that this effectively refutes your opponent's claim. For example:- Wage slavery is bad.- What you refer to as "wage slavery" is not actually slavery, therefore it is not bad.
(DIR) Post #9mcAj3w9zcdugWtVnU by policeinchains@todon.nl
2019-09-05T14:12:29Z
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@garfiald BTW i can imagine Zizek spewing something along this lines unironically. I just realised.
(DIR) Post #9mcAkWZH1tPFltt1G4 by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2019-09-05T14:12:49Z
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@garfiald Neato! Thanks Professor Garf!
(DIR) Post #9mcBJfvyCNHixIGPei by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-05T14:19:10Z
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@policeinchains lmao that would definitely not be surprising
(DIR) Post #9mfScsYFdVIpWTVoyO by nutsling@mastodon.social
2019-09-07T04:17:14Z
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@garfiald can you imagine expressing yourself emotionally through music? no? then beep boops might be for you
(DIR) Post #9mlSlMPl3lkR56xNSq by jacethechicken@chickenfan.club
2019-09-10T01:46:56Z
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@garfiald you know sometimes you can leave a thought *inside* your head
(DIR) Post #9n3HLcYE6iv4cLLxB2 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T16:03:57Z
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the rita mitsouko only recorded one good song
(DIR) Post #9ojbE9B5pBmRF3Tf0q by cybertiger78@mas.to
2019-11-07T23:55:42Z
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@garfiald What?! Music is trash? OK,I'll agree that certain genres are,but music in general,no way Garf,say it ain't so.
(DIR) Post #9ojbE9ayGyTqXJaKLg by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-11-07T23:56:05Z
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@cybertiger78 I stand by this
(DIR) Post #9ojbEA3KZXAJxGqyYK by cybertiger78@mas.to
2019-11-07T23:56:40Z
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@garfiald Ok, I'll have to respect that then.
(DIR) Post #9ojbK1tJpTRINcy7U0 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-11-07T23:57:00Z
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@cybertiger78 Thank you
(DIR) Post #9ojbK2Dsb1szPOaXWy by cybertiger78@mas.to
2019-11-07T23:57:44Z
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@garfiald But why is music trash?