Post 9mDcbmBl43SbsAVdwm by ElfLord@freedom.horse
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(DIR) Post #9mDZJYfkHNuOsT9nlI by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2019-08-24T17:20:17Z
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I'm babysitting tonight for some nice parents who want to go on date night so they can have some peace and quiet while they try to 69 in their car.
(DIR) Post #9mDa2KgR8VucWUpYFE by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-24T17:28:22Z
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@ElfLord damn, this is why the sedan is dying
(DIR) Post #9mDaBOczq95hMZXjuK by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2019-08-24T17:29:59Z
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@pig hahha The sedan is dying because while trying to 69 because they keep hitting the gas while the car and emergency brake are on.
(DIR) Post #9mDacM8JDy17Ra2qCu by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-24T17:34:52Z
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@ElfLord me, seeing shoe prints on the shifter and the rear window: "looks like you had a fun night. well, little braydynn is all tucked in, I bet you need some rest too"
(DIR) Post #9mDbzq529CZ2wDH3vU by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2019-08-24T17:50:20Z
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@pig lol Braydynn is probably going to be a common name in 2 years.
(DIR) Post #9mDcAg8pRKtHIaDa8e by pig@jorts.horse
2019-08-24T17:52:17Z
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@ElfLord the number one name for kids whose parents couldn't complete the 69 and resorted to missionary instead
(DIR) Post #9mDcbmBl43SbsAVdwm by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2019-08-24T17:57:11Z
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@pig *record scratch* Damn, that was a GOOD joke.
(DIR) Post #9mDj8UsZ2cvdT9W8JM by hightithe@cryptids.online
2019-08-24T19:10:17Z
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@ElfLord walking closer to the car that looks like it has bunny ears, only to find out those are legs flailing out the sun roof