Posts by ElfLord@freedom.horse
(DIR) Post #A8wlBSnlaxN4RSLEZM by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-04T13:14:46Z
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Talk me out of blowing all my money on makeup and hair products.
(DIR) Post #A8x6rN07eNjFeQwcoy by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-04T17:12:41Z
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My mastodon account is shit, it's just lukewarm jokes and Calvin pissing memes.
(DIR) Post #A8yvYAx1W8Pjb53lj6 by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-05T14:46:28Z
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@snakeboy Oh no you fell?? Just put a bunch of pillows on your stairs so next time you fall, you fall into a bunch of soft pillows. Easy solve.
(DIR) Post #A93k4AfbryWmKiCjxY by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-07T22:29:43Z
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If you drink even one (1) sparkling water, you become the 1%.
(DIR) Post #A95bhrGav67KSyGzS4 by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-08T20:01:33Z
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I always thought I was stupid because of school being so hard but now I think I’m just smart at stuff that doesn’t have any value for the U.S. economy.
(DIR) Post #A962RIvRWsa25Wi7QO by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-09T01:00:01Z
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Did Bezos go to mars yet or whatever?
(DIR) Post #A99TdbgurhJe05t1G4 by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-10T16:42:49Z
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A haiku:“I want a divorce.”“Honey, I want a divorce.”Yeah, that’s what I’ll say.
(DIR) Post #A9F4o0Ww2MbU1lq92m by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-13T08:23:01Z
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I really feel for Bezos. He's the third most hated man in the world. He didn't even get first place. Poor fuck.
(DIR) Post #A9MWb9ov8PsxhOBzAO by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-16T21:12:22Z
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Nintendo has been milking the same game for decades and pokemon fans will continue eating shit for it, including myself.
(DIR) Post #A9MYHNAG0mxxCYrkw4 by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-17T00:17:33Z
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*bursts out of a honey baked ham like it's a birthday cake*
(DIR) Post #A9N7L6315ekBfWzT3Q by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-17T02:20:16Z
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Let the Olympic athletes fuck!
(DIR) Post #A9Nyqj4rK8OnGUorlw by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-17T16:50:15Z
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Cereal is my favorite cereal.
(DIR) Post #A9OCaPsaKfO6RsCBJQ by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-17T19:21:54Z
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It's bone time, fuckers.
(DIR) Post #A9OGVDlgKmgnFqkEZU by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-17T20:09:07Z
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I seriously couldn't give less of a shit if someone borrowed my tupperware and never gave it back. My dad cares about that a lot.
(DIR) Post #A9R7Hpa8d8vYMflVsO by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-19T05:08:26Z
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Walking down the street yelling something incomprehensible and vaguely sexual to strange men because I think they’ll be flattered and date me.
(DIR) Post #A9R7uAyRXljziOPzGq by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-19T05:11:55Z
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How do you make friends as a 30 year old in a city? Is there like a forum I can join?
(DIR) Post #A9U9mhTRbltVZtMTC4 by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-20T16:19:54Z
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Growing up, my friend’s dad regularly went on rants around me about guns and open faced sandwiches.
(DIR) Post #A9UruIdkDge2rBc56O by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-21T00:34:42Z
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Learning all the latest apps so zoomers will think I'm cool.
(DIR) Post #A9WPukvAf8pCAW75Wa by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-21T15:10:33Z
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Really considering letting this weak ass pikachu loose in the eterna forest to get lost forever.
(DIR) Post #A9mvfptUDMeQ2mWId6 by ElfLord@freedom.horse
2021-07-29T17:39:32Z
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Kinda messed up there's a frozen, dead zubat left somewhere in Mt. Coronet that got fucked up in a battle with me.