Post 9kHiZghu2SNOBfsaEC by yojimbo@hackers.town
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(DIR) Post #9kHfJAYtUEc9zj65ya by art@mastodon.sdf.org
2019-06-27T21:01:55Z
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World's First Patented Unhackable Computer Ever> Where did the idea come from? In a dream.HAH. Nope.https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/microsafex/worlds-first-patented-unhackable-computer-ever
(DIR) Post #9kHfS3ZIrDKuuYWhc0 by lapis@elekk.xyz
2019-06-27T21:03:39Z
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@art oh I assumed this was a fisher price toy.
(DIR) Post #9kHfwd1ra19pZtSlii by JigmeDatse@social.datsemultimedia.com
2019-06-27T21:09:12Z
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@art "The only unhackable computer is one which is not connected to a network and is never turned on."
(DIR) Post #9kHgAtjiG9UTRsmGnY by art@mastodon.sdf.org
2019-06-27T21:11:34Z
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@JigmeDatse
(DIR) Post #9kHgVcX3Q3tCAjjnyC by JigmeDatse@social.datsemultimedia.com
2019-06-27T21:13:37Z
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@art This man *may* actually be very smart. The only product he is delivering is a t-shirt. Everything else is a "discount". If he makes his goal, he is very much very smart. Even if he doesn't, but actually gets a significant number of people backing it, that would be a pretty decent thing for him getting "supporters".
(DIR) Post #9kHgdSzukhkOuyyiQa by troodon@vulpine.club
2019-06-27T21:16:39Z
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@art I kept reading it waiting for the revelation that it would be a cardboard box with pictures on it to look like a computer. then I got to this sentence:"My plan is to build the Unhackable Computer in the first three months."and then I LOLed so hard I scared the cats.
(DIR) Post #9kHgoDBdsQr14DaUAi by ari@yiff.life
2019-06-27T21:18:52Z
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@art How did he get a patent on this? Unhackable computers have existed for forever.
(DIR) Post #9kHgtGFLvank0MjMuW by lyliawisteria@octodon.social
2019-06-27T21:19:30Z
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@art he's describing a firewall?
(DIR) Post #9kHhEH7FtHXmmZxngu by scunning@metalhead.club
2019-06-27T21:23:29Z
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@artThis is satire, right? Did someone see a news piece about the auctioned-off laptop full of tons of malware and get a brilliant idea?
(DIR) Post #9kHiJGKeKgtjklAdeK by JigmeDatse@social.datsemultimedia.com
2019-06-27T21:34:55Z
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@art Even that could be hacked. The addition or removal of a bead, would (if not detected) result in incorrect answers. But it's getting pretty close...
(DIR) Post #9kHiZghu2SNOBfsaEC by yojimbo@hackers.town
2019-06-27T21:38:37Z
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@art Oh I needed a good laugh this morning. He's so serious. Those pesky hackers.It's so unhackable, he explicitly says "If a virus gets in ...". Obviously, a virus can't get in. So why tell us what to do when it does?
(DIR) Post #9kHjelH6aD95kwKPNA by bartleby@toot.cafe
2019-06-27T21:50:48Z
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@art That's too funny! The comments are brutal!
(DIR) Post #9kHkAcjlrSaOXlvgki by erkin@mastodon.sdf.org
2019-06-27T21:56:29Z
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@art Putting that ridiculously asinine claim aside, the patented technology it keeps boasting seems suspiciously similar to Apple's T2 security chip.
(DIR) Post #9kHnvfLaH7a86wjtZo by forAll52@deadinsi.de
2019-06-27T22:38:39Z
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@art Ridiculous
(DIR) Post #9kHo6e5rHCdnPNcS6y by forAll52@deadinsi.de
2019-06-27T22:40:34Z
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@art Ridiculous This is about as absurd as these software vendors claiming that their code "contained no algorithms of any kind"
(DIR) Post #9kHoH1e8Yv7VLtbPJQ by forAll52@deadinsi.de
2019-06-27T22:42:21Z
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@art Ridiculous This is about as absurd as these software vendors claiming that their code "contains no algorithms"
(DIR) Post #9kI3T8PuiJXL8dBK7c by CarlCravens@mastodon.xyz
2019-06-28T01:32:46Z
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@art It's patented, so it must be good. But I'm questioning the usefulness of a computer that can't reach the network glued to a computer that can. And one with a custom OS to boot.
(DIR) Post #9kI6KiNRwdVzvIhoqu by mdhughes@cybre.space
2019-06-28T02:04:53Z
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@art So simple: Glue shut the USB & Ethernet ports, remove wifi, bluetooth, camera, microphone, have only ROM-installed software, and don't allow any compiler, interpreter, or Turing-complete software.So basically a typewriter.
(DIR) Post #9kINWZbs49PfQYgwS0 by Sifuri_Ibex@mastodon.social
2019-06-28T05:17:28Z
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@art Brilliant! It comes wrapped in tin foil right out of the factory!And the EULA says "plz no haxxorz kthx", so legally airtight, too.
(DIR) Post #9kIU5atnrcx7HoA5Oi by dot@mastodon.mg
2019-06-28T06:30:34Z
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🇬🇧💻 @art I could have believed the unhackable computer, but the 870k$ goal soulds like 174 times exagerated to me.
(DIR) Post #9kbHpJuWCuxlFoIQZk by moopet@toot.cafe
2019-07-07T07:47:28Z
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@art I thought this toot was a joke or a reference to a parent from the 1940s or something. I'm kinda sad now.