Post 9hLHP29eLUH9NkGOQK by mikey@toot.love
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(DIR) Post #9hLGU4RFBLhFxVKZU0 by sean@social.deadsuperhero.com
2019-03-31T21:06:27.484694Z
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Last night's dream featured several friends and I trying to save money while traveling by laying on the wing of a fighter jet and holding on for dear life."Hey, maybe this was a bad idea," Lauren says as the plane begins to accelerate, "I feel like I'm starting to slide off.""How long is this flight?" I ask"At least four hours.""Yeah, maybe we should contact the pilot."
(DIR) Post #9hLGfFpJBJiMSov4hk by nepfag@pl.smuglo.li
2019-03-31T21:08:31.151676Z
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@sean Reminder that niggers try to hide in the landing gear compartments of commercial airliners to get to yuropé.
(DIR) Post #9hLGwoqiDmu00Wx4aG by sean@social.deadsuperhero.com
2019-03-31T21:11:40.948543Z
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@nepfag I'm pretty sure people would die if they actually attempted that.One of my favorite episodes of "1,000 Ways to Die" featured a lawyer who tried to follow his soon-to-be ex-wife by putting himself in some luggage and getting loaded into the plane's cargo bay.He ended up freezing to death.
(DIR) Post #9hLHP29eLUH9NkGOQK by mikey@toot.love
2019-03-31T21:13:26Z
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@sean All I can think of is Shatner (or Ace Ventura) "There's...something on the wing."
(DIR) Post #9hLHQpx6gUn67HFxQG by sean@social.deadsuperhero.com
2019-03-31T21:17:06.917514Z
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@mikey yeah, that Twilight Zone episode comes to mind
(DIR) Post #9hLLBzjSRNNJvA3B8y by nepfag@pl.smuglo.li
2019-03-31T21:59:15.339454Z
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@sean Yeah, I never said that they survive it.