Post 801542 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
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(DIR) Post #801542 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-10-27T16:35:38Z
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starving to death because i refuse to order pizza from domino's until i've de-obfuscated their javascript and checked to ensure it respects my four essential freedoms
(DIR) Post #801552 by Deiru@gensokyo.social
2018-10-27T16:36:56Z
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@lynnesbian Just do a call order from a payphone, cold-war style.
(DIR) Post #801556 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-10-27T16:37:11Z
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@Deiru but then ASIO can monitor my calls
(DIR) Post #801593 by Deiru@gensokyo.social
2018-10-27T16:39:07Z
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@lynnesbian But it's a pay phone. You'd be yet another person to perform a cryptic pizza order from that booth.
(DIR) Post #801628 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-10-27T16:41:11Z
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@Deiru they can match my voice and intonation style against the national database
(DIR) Post #801630 by Deiru@gensokyo.social
2018-10-27T16:41:31Z
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@lynnesbian Wait, that's probably true and that's actually scary.
(DIR) Post #801669 by frinkeldoodle@furrytf.club
2018-10-27T16:40:13Z
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@lynnesbianJust go to the Domino's in person and pay in cash :p
(DIR) Post #801670 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-10-27T16:40:51Z
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@frinkeldoodle and let them dust my fingerprints off the notes? yeah okay, NSA
(DIR) Post #801671 by frinkeldoodle@furrytf.club
2018-10-27T16:42:03Z
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@lynnesbianif you're not wearing gloves at all times while handling the bills which you have thoroughly cleaned of all prints and evidence attaching you to them, you're gonna get what you deserve
(DIR) Post #801672 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-10-27T16:42:40Z
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@frinkeldoodle they'll ask me to take off my mask and step out of the faraday cage
(DIR) Post #801673 by frinkeldoodle@furrytf.club
2018-10-27T16:43:50Z
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@lynnesbian...yeah that might be a problem. Just hire someone off the deep web to get the pizza for you. That way it's their identity at risk, not yours
(DIR) Post #801689 by Deiru@gensokyo.social
2018-10-27T16:45:31Z
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@frinkeldoodle @lynnesbian This reminds me about a coffe shop in moscow selling their coffe on the dark web drug trading platform. For lulz.
(DIR) Post #801701 by Deiru@gensokyo.social
2018-10-27T16:46:16Z
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@frinkeldoodle @lynnesbian Imagine police busts a man shuffling on the ground, searching for weed... He has a package in his hand. They send it for expertise and it's just coffe beans. Just coffee.
(DIR) Post #801767 by trickster@mastodon.technology
2018-10-27T16:50:27Z
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@lynnesbian @Deiru Get yourself one of those portable vocoders. They can still bust you, but you'll sound like an absolute bomb.
(DIR) Post #801923 by UnclearFuture@mastodon.starrevolution.org
2018-10-27T16:57:48Z
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@Deiru @frinkeldoodle @lynnesbian well, I mean, technically it is a drug.
(DIR) Post #801927 by Deiru@gensokyo.social
2018-10-27T16:58:04Z
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@UnclearFuture @frinkeldoodle @lynnesbian That was the idea!
(DIR) Post #801931 by UnclearFuture@mastodon.starrevolution.org
2018-10-27T16:58:26Z
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@Deiru @frinkeldoodle @lynnesbian;)