Post 567934 by jk@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #567934 by jk@mastodon.social
       2017-10-15T02:22:12Z
       
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       in America, everybody has a gun, and theyre allowed to shoot you, so you have to carry your own gun, so that if anyone wants to shoot you, you can quickly draw your own gun and fire a bullet at their bullet while its still in the air
       
 (DIR) Post #568503 by vulcao@jorts.horse
       2018-10-16T11:27:50Z
       
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       @jk little known fact: Wanted (2008) was a documentary
       
 (DIR) Post #568850 by Christian@cybre.space
       2018-10-16T11:48:41Z
       
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       @jk Just as the founding fathers intended
       
 (DIR) Post #569548 by robotcarsley@jorts.horse
       2018-10-16T12:56:29Z
       
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       @jk this is colloquially known as "making the bullets kiss" and is considered a grave insult to one's heterosexuality that can only be resolved by, you guessed it, a gun battle
       
 (DIR) Post #569805 by maxeddy@infosec.exchange
       2018-10-16T13:17:17Z
       
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       @jkI spend so much on bullets.
       
 (DIR) Post #571312 by jplebreton@mastodon.social
       2018-10-16T15:07:23Z
       
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       @jk if struck, the bullet gets free healthcare. but its human firer does not. this is Freedom.