Post 373646 by suetanvil@mastodon.technology
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 (DIR) Post #372475 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
       2018-10-05T01:30:09Z
       
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       Thinking about some songs where I could replace the word “distance” with “instance” for a joke but the songs aren’t popular enough and neither is mastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #372527 by SouthernGothHick@bofa.lol
       2018-10-05T01:33:46Z
       
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       @stunt_bird listening to a lot of Pippin, are we
       
 (DIR) Post #372533 by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
       2018-10-05T01:33:57Z
       
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       @stunt_bird maybe Go the Distance from Hercules but I’m not sure how to fit it in without changing it too much.Maybe:“I’ll be there someday, an unproblematic instance I will find my way, if my takes are strong I know every toot, will be worth my boostwhen I find that instance, I will feel like I belong.”
       
 (DIR) Post #372535 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
       2018-10-05T01:34:12Z
       
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       @SouthernGothHick all I got so far is Wilco
       
 (DIR) Post #372540 by SouthernGothHick@bofa.lol
       2018-10-05T01:35:10Z
       
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       @stunt_bird consider "I can go the distance" is instead "I can change my instance"
       
 (DIR) Post #372543 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-10-05T01:35:28Z
       
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       @stunt_bird @SouthernGothHick i was hoping it would be From an Instance, by Bette Midler
       
 (DIR) Post #372544 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
       2018-10-05T01:35:37Z
       
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       @LuigiEsq he’s joining the instance/he’s joining the feed/he’s all alone (all alone)/all alone balls full of pee
       
 (DIR) Post #372573 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
       2018-10-05T01:38:14Z
       
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       @LuigiEsq this is a shameless ripoff of my trump pee tape parody of The Distance, which I will now repeat: “he’s showing the piss tape/he’s showing the pee/trump’s all alone (all alone)/all alone watching two girls pee”
       
 (DIR) Post #372630 by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
       2018-10-05T01:43:40Z
       
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       @stunt_bird damn I thought you were Allen Ventano not John McCrea
       
 (DIR) Post #372642 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
       2018-10-05T01:45:07Z
       
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       @LuigiEsq people should parody that song more, it’s always fun
       
 (DIR) Post #372703 by EndlessWario@bofa.lol
       2018-10-05T01:51:37Z
       
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       @stunt_bird you can get a lot of mileage out of slant rhymes, like “My Beautiful Dark Instance Fantasy”
       
 (DIR) Post #373646 by suetanvil@mastodon.technology
       2018-10-05T03:18:50Z
       
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       @stunt_bird 🎼God is watching usFrom an instance.🎼