Post 293931 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
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(DIR) Post #293852 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-09-30T01:47:32Z
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What if you got into a car accident and survived the impact completely unharmed only to have your truck nutz become unlodged and somehow swing around and kill you
(DIR) Post #293855 by cjwyoming@bofa.lol
2018-09-30T01:47:51Z
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@leonthotsky next final destination look for this
(DIR) Post #293874 by fragamacrunch@mastodon.cloud
2018-09-30T01:49:52Z
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@leonthotsky this is honestly how I want to goA split second of thinking “I survived, I’m okay!” Before the pair of plastic testicles slams into me and collapses my skull
(DIR) Post #293902 by clutterandkindle@twinja.club
2018-09-30T01:52:41Z
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@leonthotsky poetic justice.
(DIR) Post #293921 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-09-30T01:54:28Z
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@leonthotsky there’s a story about a famous Aussie rugby who took a shot to the groin during a game but played on except when he got to the changing room and took off his shorts his balls fell off
(DIR) Post #293931 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-09-30T01:55:47Z
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@simmo how do they just fall off lmao
(DIR) Post #293938 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-09-30T01:56:32Z
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@leonthotsky https://www.theversed.com/10170/his-scrotum-burst-open-and-he-still-refused-to-leave-the-field/#.weRIiImfzs
(DIR) Post #293948 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-09-30T01:55:56Z
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@simmo @leonthotsky https://knzk.me/media/YbtPwiGkvV2LDdEQ5JQ
(DIR) Post #293949 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-09-30T01:57:27Z
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@simmo what a trooper, wow
(DIR) Post #293953 by simmo@knzk.me
2018-09-30T01:57:57Z
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@leonthotsky His scrotum burst open is not how you ever want to have to start a sentence
(DIR) Post #293964 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-09-30T01:59:14Z
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@simmo extremely true
(DIR) Post #293986 by EnlightenedFeralBoy@bofa.lol
2018-09-30T02:01:21Z
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@leonthotsky ideal death
(DIR) Post #294222 by larrydavis@bofa.lol
2018-09-30T02:22:53Z
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@simmo @leonthotsky wrestler x-pac tore his anus open live in front of a crowd a few years agoCouldn’t have happened to a nicer guy
(DIR) Post #294515 by binchicken@bofa.lol
2018-09-30T03:01:55Z
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@leonthotsky whelp, can't un-google that
(DIR) Post #294535 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-09-30T03:05:12Z
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@binchicken some of us learn what trucknutz are by seeing them on actual trucks lmao
(DIR) Post #294581 by interneteh@mastodon.social
2018-09-30T03:11:32Z
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@leonthotsky Final Destination 6
(DIR) Post #296126 by Shrigglepuss@octodon.social
2018-09-30T07:48:37Z
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@leonthotsky death by deez nuts