Posts by leonthotsky@knzk.me
(DIR) Post #1242167 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-16T07:04:02Z
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I should've never given my cat a vape pen filled with high nicotine, catnip flavored juice. Now she's addicted two different things and the nicotine patches don't fit on her little arms
(DIR) Post #1242778 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-16T03:53:11Z
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Ok so my next character concept is "Man who doesn't know what a puppy is". Let me get into this vibe for a second. Ok ok ok ok.Why the FUCK is this DOG so SMALL
(DIR) Post #1243089 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-16T08:38:57Z
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@laurie disgusting
(DIR) Post #1243164 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-16T08:45:21Z
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@Kidsgobroke (that one's) merry,iam webster
(DIR) Post #1244992 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-16T10:34:01Z
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@lynnesbian Detective Pikachu is a MAN that was turned INTO a PIKACHU
(DIR) Post #1250983 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-16T06:19:32Z
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Yeah my wife's an inflatable raft and yeah we have 3 kids and no they're not vaccinated because needles will KILL THEM
(DIR) Post #1252258 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-13T17:09:44Z
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I am the person who manually changes every instance of "is" to "was" on a newly dead person's wikipedia article. 50% of all wikipedia donations go to me. I am the backbone of the internet
(DIR) Post #1261084 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-16T23:47:25Z
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@lynnesbian ohohoh dont run away you exquisite little bad boys
(DIR) Post #1261131 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-16T23:50:42Z
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@laurie queen, literally fuck those laptops
(DIR) Post #1279325 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-17T18:23:15Z
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@lynnesbian what is "coochy"
(DIR) Post #1301239 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-18T00:18:58Z
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I should've known that craiglist listing for a free bouncy castle was too good to be true... now I'm $5k in the hole and it's still haunted
(DIR) Post #1303570 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-17T04:05:21Z
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it's a bee with teeth. teeth bees. why do they got those teeth? for biting. what are they biting? what's left of you. it's bees with teeth
(DIR) Post #1306848 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-18T21:50:29Z
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@laurie IT'S OFFICIAL BUSINESS, LAURIE!!!!!!1!!
(DIR) Post #1306980 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-18T21:55:09Z
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@laurie YEAH IT IS!!! ASCII CATS IS MY BUSINESS
(DIR) Post #1330684 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-19T21:07:16Z
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@citrustwee thank u tumblr for destroying anime once and for all
(DIR) Post #1332224 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-19T22:15:26Z
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@laurie im gonna guess these pickles cost you $35.99 and you got them on clearance. the pickles are telling me this
(DIR) Post #1336801 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-20T01:28:35Z
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ME, FRANTICALLY ADDRESSING MY LOCAL SHAMAN: You gotta help me. Every night I am attacked by evil entities, spirits taking the form of a man's headdress. Regular sage does nothing against themMY SHAMAN: I've got just the thing for you
(DIR) Post #1338653 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-20T03:22:56Z
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Me: Did someone say WD-40 ENEMA!?!Everyone else at this Ace Hardware Store:
(DIR) Post #1351856 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-20T04:33:53Z
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Post Malone rubbing himself all over you until you are encased in a shell of grease and cannot move. Only then does he take you back to his nest to feed you to his young, the pre malones
(DIR) Post #1352916 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-11-20T17:55:09Z
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i have never shitposted in my life. using the word "shit" to describe my posts is a disservice to my fantastic, artisanal posts