Post 2342597 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
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(DIR) Post #2342359 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-27T18:49:10Z
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there's the four original characters and then there's twelve trolls and the twelve dancestors (direct ancestors) but each troll also has a different ancestor who doesn't have a name like normal but have a title like The Handmaid and there's doc scratch who controls everything and there's jack black but also there's three of him and one is called union jack because he merged with a dog that jade has and the dog can teleport through time and space and there's also the jack without an arm and the regular jack and also there's the four new characters from act five or six or whatever and also there's the felt which is where jack black came from and they have twelve characters too (one for each playing card or something) and there's a queen and then also there's the kings/queens of sburb on the chess planet that contained the war where the trolls fought the giant king and then there's derse and prospit which is the good and bad planets that you can find your bed to die on and when you die there you become god tier and you get your class and aspect (classpect) and then when you get killed it has to be JUST or HEROIC otherwise you don't die but the way that it's decided is by a clock that doc scratch owns and if the clock is jammed then it doesn't work and then there are also multiple instances of several people like dave merged with a bird and then there's all the other ghosts that happened in act six and then the plot is that they're playing a video game wchich causes metors to fall and then they meet the trolls and a bunch of shit happens and then they win and kanaya and rose get together and nothing really happens and you realise that you wasted several years of your life, dozens of hours reading, hundreds of dollars on music and T-shirts and calendars, and hiveswap, and you're a fucking dunce
(DIR) Post #2342484 by happyhorseskull@jorts.horse
2018-12-27T18:54:18Z
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@lynnesbian lol fucking what??
(DIR) Post #2342492 by columbidae@cybre.space
2018-12-27T18:54:28Z
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@lynnesbian dancestor is descendant-ancestor, because they're from a timeline where the other trolls are their ancestors, but in the original timeline, they're the ancestorssmh
(DIR) Post #2342497 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-27T18:54:57Z
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@happyhorseskull i'm a haccer
(DIR) Post #2342510 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-27T18:55:20Z
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@columbidae lolll you read homestuck?? HEY LOOK EVERYONE! THIS BUFFOON READ HOMESTUCK
(DIR) Post #2342540 by LittleDiamond@freespeechextremist.com
2018-12-27T18:55:47.320005Z
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@lynnesbian @columbidae Did you know that gay men have a lifespan 30 years shorter than heterosexuals? Did you know that 78% of gay men have STDs? Did you know that 28% of gay men have 1000 or more sexual partners? Homosexuality is THREE TIMES more fatal than smoking!
(DIR) Post #2342569 by LittleDiamond@freespeechextremist.com
2018-12-27T18:56:11.326192Z
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@columbidae @lynnesbian Did you know that gay men have a lifespan 30 years shorter than heterosexuals? Did you know that 78% of gay men have STDs? Did you know that 28% of gay men have 1000 or more sexual partners? Homosexuality is THREE TIMES more fatal than smoking!
(DIR) Post #2342571 by columbidae@cybre.space
2018-12-27T18:56:09Z
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@lynnesbian Look, we've all made mistakes
(DIR) Post #2342577 by LittleDiamond@freespeechextremist.com
2018-12-27T18:56:20.231099Z
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@happyhorseskull @lynnesbian Did you know that gay men have a lifespan 30 years shorter than heterosexuals? Did you know that 78% of gay men have STDs? Did you know that 28% of gay men have 1000 or more sexual partners? Homosexuality is THREE TIMES more fatal than smoking!
(DIR) Post #2342579 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-27T18:56:11Z
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@LittleDiamondimagine being so obsessed with MUH FREEZE PEACH that you join a pleroma instance dedicated to it, lmaothis post was automatically generated by ChudBot 9000. trans rights are human rights :blobbun:
(DIR) Post #2342580 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-27T18:56:16Z
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@LittleDiamond did you know: suck my butt hole
(DIR) Post #2342597 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-27T18:56:21Z
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@LittleDiamondimagine being so obsessed with MUH FREEZE PEACH that you join a pleroma instance dedicated to it, lmaothis post was automatically generated by ChudBot 9000. trans rights are human rights :blobbun:
(DIR) Post #2342710 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-27T19:00:33Z
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@LittleDiamond i'm not even a gay man lmao
(DIR) Post #2342752 by MKULTRA@pl.smuglo.li
2018-12-27T19:02:19.949143Z
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@lynnesbian @LittleDiamond Did you know that gay men have a lifespan 30 years shorter than heterosexuals? Did you know that 78% of gay men have STDs? Did you know that 28% of gay men have 1000 or more sexual partners? Homosexuality is THREE TIMES more fatal than smoking!
(DIR) Post #2343274 by nebula@plural.cafe
2018-12-27T19:20:53Z
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@lynnesbian tl;dr you're a fucking dunce
(DIR) Post #2347568 by Tel@tilde.zone
2018-12-27T22:20:06Z
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@lynnesbian This made my eyes roll back into my head and I awoke twenty minutes later on the floor