Post 2278408 by shoeberto@straylight.expectnomore.net
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 (DIR) Post #2278139 by calvin@cronk.stenoweb.net
       2018-12-25T15:06:38Z
       
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       how do you roll coal in a tesla?
       
 (DIR) Post #2278167 by directhex@mastodon.social
       2018-12-25T15:07:35Z
       
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       @calvin start a small fire in the trunk?
       
 (DIR) Post #2278384 by ben@cybre.space
       2018-12-25T15:18:22Z
       
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       @calvin live video feed of the smokestack where your electricity came froma real artisinal electricity experience.
       
 (DIR) Post #2278408 by shoeberto@straylight.expectnomore.net
       2018-12-25T15:19:10Z
       
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       @calvin do an excessively long burnout to run down your battery, while also displaying a helpful video informing the people behind you of the coal requirements of generating enough electricity to charge your batteries. The whole process will take about 15 minutes each time.
       
 (DIR) Post #2280333 by flussence@nulled.red
       2018-12-25T16:58:24Z
       
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       @calvin just stab the batteries