Post 2130768 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
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(DIR) Post #2130107 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-20T11:53:08Z
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apple could release a laptop that periodically electrocuted the user and reviewers would say "it takes some getting used to but i enjoyed my week with it"
(DIR) Post #2130117 by 00dani@vulpine.club
2018-12-20T11:53:31Z
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@lynnesbian that's basically what the touch bar is
(DIR) Post #2130124 by theoutrider@mastodon.social
2018-12-20T11:54:11Z
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@lynnesbian my official Apple power supply actually conducts some electricity through the case on my Macbook Air - if I'm sitting on the couch and touch my partner's hand they can feel the current
(DIR) Post #2130353 by PaladinQuinn@lgbt.io
2018-12-20T12:04:24Z
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@lynnesbian Apple Cult in a nutshell!
(DIR) Post #2130668 by uint8_t@mastodon.social
2018-12-20T12:19:05Z
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@lynnesbian if Apple would build something like that, it might be the first time I'd consider buying something from them 👀
(DIR) Post #2130768 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-20T12:23:14Z
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@uint8_t :spritz:
(DIR) Post #2130909 by zoec@deadinsi.de
2018-12-20T12:28:16Z
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@lynnesbian you’re touching it wrong
(DIR) Post #2134732 by dsrudmann@scholar.social
2018-12-20T15:15:04Z
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@lynnesbian I’m a huge Apple user and I thought this was hilarious. Thank you!
(DIR) Post #2135365 by Spamilton@ennui.industries
2018-12-20T15:48:21Z
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@lynnesbian Honestly just press it against your nips and it becomes a feature
(DIR) Post #2135378 by Spamilton@ennui.industries
2018-12-20T15:48:54Z
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@lynnesbian Honestly just press it against your nips and it becomes a feature
(DIR) Post #2135406 by slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club
2018-12-20T15:50:28Z
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@lynnesbian I would enjoy that unironically.Finally a MacBook for me.
(DIR) Post #2135546 by frinkeldoodle@furrytf.club
2018-12-20T15:56:57Z
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@lynnesbianThey'd call it a truly shocking innovation.
(DIR) Post #2136293 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-20T16:32:24Z
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you are not allowed to interpret this in an erotic sense.
(DIR) Post #2136312 by doe@notbird.site
2018-12-20T16:32:42Z
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@lynnesbian too late
(DIR) Post #2136386 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-20T16:35:28Z
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this isn't even a good joke. every time i take a cheap shot at apple it gets a shitload of interacts
(DIR) Post #2136408 by Spamilton@ennui.industries
2018-12-20T16:36:17Z
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@lynnesbian really you're just advertising for them
(DIR) Post #2136428 by lunarised@ilovela.in
2018-12-20T16:38:00Z
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@lynnesbianStill a Better constructed joke than apple tbh
(DIR) Post #2136487 by queerchangeling@soc.uwu.st
2018-12-20T16:38:47Z
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@doe @lynnesbian (banging on the desk) GIVE US THE ELECTROLAPTOP
(DIR) Post #2136498 by trickster@mastodon.technology
2018-12-20T16:41:16Z
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@lynnesbian this is IT, chief
(DIR) Post #2136599 by CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live
2018-12-20T16:46:10Z
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@lynnesbian dunking on apple is a solid tradition that people have. helps them heel superior too, not that that's a bad thing but it's a thing
(DIR) Post #2136755 by Authoritimmy@jorts.horse
2018-12-20T16:51:39Z
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@lynnesbianWhy is it that certain topics are just like that. Like in the before-times on birdsite I was forced to acknowledge that I would retweet nearly anything that referenced metal gear because I saw a tweet that just said "Metal Gear Solid babey" and felt it needed a rt.
(DIR) Post #2136762 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-20T16:52:11Z
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@Authoritimmy more like stone cog liquid
(DIR) Post #2136787 by Authoritimmy@jorts.horse
2018-12-20T16:53:35Z
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@lynnesbianHas anyone edited this image to say must not boost yet?
(DIR) Post #2137039 by amberf@lgbtq.cool
2018-12-20T17:05:22Z
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@lynnesbian already did.
(DIR) Post #2137480 by Jessifir@deadinsi.de
2018-12-20T17:22:24Z
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@lynnesbian lol to be fair, tribalism attracts attention, even done in good faith.
(DIR) Post #2139425 by 333@sunbeam.city
2018-12-20T18:52:31Z
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@lynnesbian actual article "This new wearable tech device will shock you, literally"https://www.techtimes.com/articles/17031/20141002/pavlock-wristband-will-shock-you.htm
(DIR) Post #2139614 by flussence@nulled.red
2018-12-20T19:04:06Z
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@lynnesbian other companies build merely sexy laptops. Apple hardware goes straight for the hardcore fetishists