Post 19138 by rick_777@cybre.space
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 (DIR) Post #19081 by jk@mastodon.social
       2017-10-16T00:50:04Z
       
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       in the future, your microwave will detect what food is inside, incorrectly, and then when the food is done it will scream "EGGS! EGGS! EGGS!" until you open the door. also there will be a label on the door that says "you can not cook eggs in a microwave"
       
 (DIR) Post #19138 by rick_777@cybre.space
       2018-09-14T16:11:16Z
       
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       @jkTechnically, not true. I used one of these:https://www.oxo.com/products/cooking-baking/microwave-cooking-tools/microwave-omelet-makerBut the case use is limited to omelettes, obviously 😅(Also, the taste wasn't that great)
       
 (DIR) Post #19429 by hmaon@cybre.space
       2018-09-14T16:38:19Z
       
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       @jk inside your microwave will be your pizza, in an incorrect state of reheatedness
       
 (DIR) Post #19690 by Nine@computerfairi.es
       2018-09-14T16:56:18Z
       
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       @jk there's gonna be egg on their faces when someone invents a microwavable egg
       
 (DIR) Post #ABmI0waEQW39hCfjQe by msh@coales.co
       2021-09-27T06:03:42Z
       
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       @Nine @jk the Juicero people may have had such an egg that was available only through a subscription service and went with a special $500 Egg Microwave that read a special barcode or RFID tag present on the Special Eggs  such that the Egg Microwave would only operate if it detected the presence of a Special EggVCs exploded in extasy at the thought of expanding the business model to a Complete Subscription Breakfast with Juicero and the new Eggeo...and Toasteo too! but then the whole thing fell apart when people figured out you could just fry or scramble the Special Eggs in a normal pan