Post 184450 by healyn@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #184323 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T14:42:32Z
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I honestly believe that not one single president of the United States has ever eaten the coochie
(DIR) Post #184328 by lady_lumb@dragon.garden
2018-09-25T14:42:51Z
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@nuttgodd Okay but consider: George Washington
(DIR) Post #184330 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T14:42:51Z
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@nuttgodd James Buchanan 100% did not
(DIR) Post #184388 by radicalrobit@radical.town
2018-09-25T14:48:33Z
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@nuttgodd JFK ate Monroe's coochie
(DIR) Post #184407 by Pepsi@radical.town
2018-09-25T14:51:07Z
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@nuttgodd bill has for sure
(DIR) Post #184410 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T14:51:20Z
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@nuttgodd the presidents absolutely have eaten coochie how dare you even propose this idea
(DIR) Post #184424 by Pixley@knzk.me
2018-09-25T14:52:24Z
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@nuttgodd you need to read the extremely horny letters Warren G. Harding wrote to his mistress
(DIR) Post #184450 by healyn@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T14:55:58Z
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@nuttgodd not true. did you know that "Hoover" was actually a nickname?
(DIR) Post #184488 by dubsteppenwolf@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T14:59:58Z
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@nuttgodd I am now imagining Taft going to town on the coochie
(DIR) Post #184557 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:04:46Z
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@lady_lumb owned slaves. No slave owner has ever eaten coochie
(DIR) Post #184572 by lady_lumb@dragon.garden
2018-09-25T15:05:39Z
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@nuttgodd But I mean dude had some wooden teeth though.
(DIR) Post #184575 by secondary_world@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T14:44:09Z
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@gayhobbes @nuttgodd There is almost no doubt in my mind that Ulysses S. Grant was an avid coochie eater"He habitually wore an expression as if he had determined to drive his head through a brick wall and was about to do it."
(DIR) Post #184576 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:05:49Z
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@secondary_world @gayhobbes sorry to say, but a headstrong cishet is not a coochie eater
(DIR) Post #184579 by jonkoltz@knzk.me
2018-09-25T15:06:22Z
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@nuttgodd Teddy Roosevelt got down. "BY JINGO, THIS IS SOME CRACKING GOOD PUSS" he'd bellow
(DIR) Post #184582 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:06:45Z
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@radicalrobit pretty and confident boys who are lavished with praise don't eat coochie. They just don't, they're selfish lovers
(DIR) Post #184583 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:07:05Z
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@Pepsi bill is the most selfish lover who has ever entered the white house and that's a fact
(DIR) Post #184584 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:07:15Z
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@ItsPatrik name one who has
(DIR) Post #184587 by jizzwitch@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:07:27Z
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@nuttgodd My coochie has evidence to the contrary@radicalrobit
(DIR) Post #184594 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:07:43Z
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@Pixley that one I might accept, MAYBE
(DIR) Post #184601 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:08:37Z
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@healyn sorry, never once ate coochie
(DIR) Post #184613 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T15:00:58Z
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@dubsteppenwolf @nuttgodd yeah but it'd be covered in caramel
(DIR) Post #184614 by dubsteppenwolf@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:06:07Z
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@gayhobbes @nuttgodd well he certainly didn't get stuck in a bathtub by sticking to diet coochie that's for sure
(DIR) Post #184622 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
2018-09-25T15:09:50Z
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@nuttgodd wrong
(DIR) Post #184623 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:09:57Z
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@lady_lumb slave 👏 owners 👏 don't 👏 eat 👏 coochie 👏
(DIR) Post #184633 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:10:42Z
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@jonkoltz the only coochie Teddy ever ate was mother nature's
(DIR) Post #184637 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:11:07Z
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@johnrandom I didn't go to school so I have no idea who that is
(DIR) Post #184642 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
2018-09-25T15:11:37Z
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@nuttgodd he was the president
(DIR) Post #184645 by NiemandMarkus@octodon.social
2018-09-25T15:11:48Z
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@nuttgodd the kind of arrogance and self-promotion necessary to achieving the “highest office in the land” is antithetical to coochie eating.
(DIR) Post #184659 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:12:44Z
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Nobody has come up with the secret answer yet to the ONE AND ONLY president who has ever eaten coochie, and that is Quiet Cal Coolidge. Believe me when I say that Calvin munched on it like a pastrami sandwich. Calvin slurped clam like it was his fucking job
(DIR) Post #184666 by JaceTheChicken@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:12:55Z
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@nuttgodd True, but plenty of other historical figures did.Like, there's no way Alexander Hamilton didn't eat Eliza's coochie. Hamilton was also the only founding father to suck dick.
(DIR) Post #184668 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:13:05Z
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@johnrandom then he's never eaten coochie
(DIR) Post #184673 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:13:15Z
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@NiemandMarkus finally someone understands what I'm saying
(DIR) Post #184683 by NiemandMarkus@octodon.social
2018-09-25T15:13:59Z
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@nuttgodd yasssss. they don’t call em heads of state for nothin
(DIR) Post #184693 by Pixley@knzk.me
2018-09-25T15:15:51Z
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@nuttgodd he just talks about her vagina so specifically that I have to believe he had his face in there
(DIR) Post #184698 by selfagency@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:15:59Z
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@nuttgodd bill clinton *definitely* ate the coochie
(DIR) Post #184756 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:20:18Z
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@JaceTheChicken I guarantee more than one of those founding daddies knew their way around a hog
(DIR) Post #184766 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:20:53Z
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@Pixley his name is Warren g Harding so he's an outlier
(DIR) Post #184781 by selfagency@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:16:22Z
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@nuttgodd just not his wife's
(DIR) Post #184782 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:22:03Z
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@selfagency bill Clinton is a selfish lover and we all know it. Also he is an absolute ghoul in old age and everyone knows coochie slime grants a youthful glow until death
(DIR) Post #184786 by selfagency@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:22:40Z
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@nuttgodd bill clinton doesn't eat coochie to please women, he eats coochie to please himself
(DIR) Post #184816 by pisschrist@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:24:49Z
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@nuttgodd pretty sure obama has, but he probably learned how from a library book, and took like diagrams and flash cards into the bedroom
(DIR) Post #184820 by JaceTheChicken@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:25:34Z
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@nuttgodd name one -- I don't think it's true. But Hamilton an John Laurens went at in their tents during the revolution, mark my fyxkin words
(DIR) Post #184826 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:26:12Z
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@pisschrist he certainly has tried but is too meticulous and calculating. A classic love story of getting a perfectionist to let go and act from the heart
(DIR) Post #184828 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:26:42Z
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@JaceTheChicken with a name like Hancock, I mean...
(DIR) Post #184971 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:34:36Z
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@nuttgodd chris ballew has definitely eaten more coochie than any other man
(DIR) Post #185019 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:38:26Z
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@ItsPatrik ok I know I didn't go to school but I've definitely never heard that name I think you made it up
(DIR) Post #185060 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:41:39Z
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@nuttgodd
(DIR) Post #185068 by nuttgodd@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:43:38Z
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@ItsPatrik ah well that's a damn loophole
(DIR) Post #185097 by secondary_world@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T15:46:15Z
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@nuttgodd @gayhobbes grant and Sherman were bi lovers this is canon