Posts by healyn@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AhtzKPvhnJ8XFOAL8i by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-06T00:45:45Z
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2 Chainz should put out a new song tonight where he just says a bunch of really sweet things about people in the music industry, highlighting their accomplishmentsKind of like How To Rob, but at the same time very much the opposite of How To Rob
(DIR) Post #AhtzKSatt7HFVjSGcy by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-06T00:52:33Z
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This is a tremendous idea, but it shouldn't be 2 Chainz. It should be Lupe Fiasco. I was just shooting from the hip earlier
(DIR) Post #AhyG0igYpKTJTj7ByK by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-05T21:29:42Z
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Trump learned from Roy Cohn to never apologize, never admit being wrong. But he's savvy enough to be evasive and flexible on certain issues, despite being a big time dopeA lot of republicans have tried to follow his lead, but it just doesn't come naturally to them. So you end up with a person like Kristi Noem doubling down and telling the American people that she's ready and willing to murder way more dogs
(DIR) Post #Ai1qWPpWe6Xm5ebKQi by healyn@mastodon.social
2019-03-01T02:30:56Z
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U2's lead guitarist calls himself The Edge because he's never cum
(DIR) Post #Ai1qYQcOgbJb78Q6oy by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T21:39:57Z
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@jackdaw_ruiz A lot of people focus on the feet in the faceBut look at those steely eyes. Pure focus. That's what it's all about
(DIR) Post #Ai1qYReYq2dkK8RLpg by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-18T21:43:38Z
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@jackdaw_ruiz that entire video was a test, and The Edge passed it with flying colors
(DIR) Post #Ai2WWS7ELPTFFmaAu8 by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-05T16:52:05Z
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Some guy once said to me, "Sporty Thievz is the poor man's Lox", which is way more elegant than Tolkien's "cellar door" horseshit
(DIR) Post #Ai2WWUs6689FniWdEW by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-05T16:54:42Z
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To this day, I still don't know what the fuck that guy was trying to say
(DIR) Post #Ai5T9MqO3rahr4su5w by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-06T02:17:42Z
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ME (Drake's social media guy, scrolling through twitter posts where every single reaction is a video of Danny DeVito in the Always Sunny "Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties" episode): Ah shitDRAKE: How we looking?ME: Top notch!
(DIR) Post #Ai6kkcT8p6WVPPJvMm by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-06T01:13:15Z
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Most of my little posts just resonate with my chums on this site, and we have some fun, but occasionally one will escape to the federated timeline. That's when the notifications become an adventure
(DIR) Post #Ai6kkdIXjzdjypMyUC by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-06T01:21:26Z
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trying to find and boost some of my older, most alienating toots. help me out @DMX
(DIR) Post #Ai6kkdo5qgsRYg8AfA by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-06T01:30:43Z
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@DMX never mind, found one. Thanks for nothing
(DIR) Post #AiFzcLwFe9V1Yi5lD6 by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-05-25T13:44:54Z
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LIFEHACK: Select the most obnoxious default alarm song on your phone, to wake you up angry, ready to absolutely destroy anyone who gets in the way of achieving your dreamsEven friendly people you come across; they are your competitors, and therefore enemies. It's a zero sum game out there, keep your head on a swivel
(DIR) Post #AjLsiJjbQHUC71CdAe by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-06-10T05:15:27Z
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Can you imagine how exhilarating it is to be an invasive insect in a foreign country, taking a big ol' chomp out of a new, succulent plant? I let 'em do it. Not gonna take that away from them
(DIR) Post #AjVz3Fi67f1j1BSpJg by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-06-22T04:17:04Z
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I'd never considered migrating to another instance (on account of being lazy, and secondarily worrying that nobody would have me), but there's some really irritating shit going on over here at dot socialFucking knock this shit off
(DIR) Post #AjVz3IJORy335Qvdj6 by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-06-22T18:16:29Z
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@Gargron I've mentioned it frequently that I can no longer see posts from a bunch of people I follow, or I guess, followed. Maybe there's a valid reason, but there's just no transparency
(DIR) Post #AjVz3IP46saLN1aAZE by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-06-22T04:26:24Z
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I'm already a member of multiple facebook suburban "moms" groupsAnything like that on the ol' fedi?
(DIR) Post #AjVz3InWdw9Qat1hh2 by healyn@mastodon.social
2024-06-22T17:41:32Z
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Dipping a toe into the water at normal.style, posted an intro and it appears I'm already being silenced
(DIR) Post #Au5xLTtv67tBQjjtBI by healyn@mastodon.social
2019-05-12T05:10:20Z
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i'm going to fuck the yeti
(DIR) Post #Au5xLYB5CFzih7neUK by healyn@mastodon.social
2021-10-29T04:41:57Z
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i haven't given up on this. i am still going to fuck a yeti