Post 1714996 by CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live
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(DIR) Post #1714970 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:01:37Z
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
(DIR) Post #1714996 by CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live
2018-12-04T17:02:23Z
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@lynnesbian this can only end well for privacy
(DIR) Post #1715007 by garbados@toot.cat
2018-12-04T17:02:27Z
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@lynnesbian *internal screaming intensifies*
(DIR) Post #1715019 by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2018-12-04T17:02:44.403542Z
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@lynnesbian lololthe two companies most trusted for this type of application
(DIR) Post #1715020 by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2018-12-04T17:03:06.809430Z
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@lynnesbian Could only be improved if they also partnered with Equifax
(DIR) Post #1715037 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:04:04Z
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HELLO, CORTANA HERE. COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU'RE USING YOUR MASTERCARD® TO PURCHASE LOTS OF ICE CREAM LATELY. HERE'S A LINK TO THE DEPRESSION HOTLINE
(DIR) Post #1715047 by half_cambodian_hacker_man@mastodon.technology
2018-12-04T17:04:30Z
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@lynnesbian no no no no no no no no
(DIR) Post #1715078 by weirdoslam@anticapitalist.party
2018-12-04T17:05:10Z
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@lynnesbian hey @mastercard & @microsoft pls kys thankies
(DIR) Post #1715088 by cronjager@jorts.horse
2018-12-04T17:05:29Z
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@lynnesbian 🤠 🤠
(DIR) Post #1715115 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:06:53Z
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HI THERE, IT'S CORTANA AGAIN. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT WE'VE DETECTED A FALSIFIED WINDOWS LICENSE. WE'VE DEDUCTED $150 FROM YOUR MASTERCARD® ACCOUNT AUTOMATICALLY
(DIR) Post #1715142 by em@cybre.space
2018-12-04T17:07:33Z
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@lynnesbian is this findom
(DIR) Post #1715151 by trickster@mastodon.technology
2018-12-04T17:08:01Z
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@lynnesbian fucking 'ell, might as well mail how many times you wipe a day directly to Evgeny
(DIR) Post #1715152 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:07:52Z
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@em capitalism is instutionalised findom send doot
(DIR) Post #1715176 by jwhamilton_@radical.town
2018-12-04T17:07:56Z
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@lynnesbian don’t tel her about the $20 windows license I got bc I was not about to pay $140
(DIR) Post #1715185 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:08:36Z
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@jwhamilton_ 🚨 WARNING 🚨 KEY RESELLING IS A CRIME PUNISHABLE BY FIFTY YEARS IN MICROSOFT™ REEDUCATION FUN ZONE
(DIR) Post #1715206 by jwhamilton_@radical.town
2018-12-04T17:09:59Z
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@lynnesbian 🎵fun box, oh fun box, small and square and dark🎵
(DIR) Post #1715219 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:10:21Z
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program.exe has encountered an error and needs to close. Would you like to send a report?[No][Yes][Send Priority Report]To send a priority report, $1.99 will be deducted from your mastercard account
(DIR) Post #1715243 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:11:19Z
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OF ALL THE COMPANIES TO CREATE A REPOSITORY OF ALL MY PRIVATE INFORMATION ACCESSIBLE AT ANY TIME BY ANY COMPANY OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET I'M SURE GLAD IT'S MICROSOFT AND MASTERCARDYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
(DIR) Post #1715273 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:12:12Z
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oh my god. this is fucking incomprehensibly bad. what the FUCK is going on
(DIR) Post #1715304 by cerret@nulled.red
2018-12-04T17:13:22Z
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@lynnesbian oh jesus fuck
(DIR) Post #1715312 by trickster@mastodon.technology
2018-12-04T17:13:33Z
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@lynnesbian i'm more concerned by american credit card security culture. I've heard horror stories about just handing your card to the server at a restaurant; said card not having a PIN code. I wonder if that's still common
(DIR) Post #1715318 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:13:47Z
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partnering with mastercard. fucking mastercard for god's sake. a credit card company. do we really want MICROSOFT to have access to our god damn financial history and credit card details what the FUCK
(DIR) Post #1715330 by CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live
2018-12-04T17:14:05Z
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@lynnesbian LATE STAGE CAPITALISM, BABY. d/w, this shit has like 40-50 years tops before the ecosystem collapses
(DIR) Post #1715333 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:14:28Z
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@trickster the tap-to-pay functionality is such a fucking meme. you can walk by with a pocket scanner and just tap people's pockets, deducting up to $100 at a time. wew laddo
(DIR) Post #1715346 by Christian@cybre.space
2018-12-04T17:14:42Z
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@lynnesbian what could possibly go wrong! /s
(DIR) Post #1715365 by trickster@mastodon.technology
2018-12-04T17:15:19Z
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@lynnesbian I guess now you can walk around with a pocket scanner and buy them minecraft from the Windows app store
(DIR) Post #1715412 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-04T17:17:04Z
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@lynnesbian good day citizen. You have been identified as a violator of copyright law. To pass, please scan your RFID MultiCard(tm). A fee of 12.99 will be deducted from your Games for Windows(tm) wallet.
(DIR) Post #1715419 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:17:22Z
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@toilet DRINK ADDITIONAL VERIFICATION CANS
(DIR) Post #1715432 by radicalrobit@radical.town
2018-12-04T17:18:09Z
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@trickster @lynnesbian oh buddy. When they introduced the EMV standard here 2 years ago they didn't want to go full chip and pin like the rest of the world did 30 years ago. We're too stupid for that. So instead we have chip and sign. Yep.
(DIR) Post #1715439 by CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live
2018-12-04T17:18:32Z
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@lynnesbian @toilet I FORGOT THE VERIFICATION CANS MEME, that was such a good greentext back in the day
(DIR) Post #1715446 by y1@baraag.net
2018-12-04T17:18:41Z
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@lynnesbian the fbi and nsa are gonna partner to make a digital identiy for anyone who uses linux
(DIR) Post #1715455 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:18:57Z
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when you log in to twitter with the new and improved MasterMicroCardSoft™ Universal Identity® and the list of hashtags you follow get transferred over unsecured FTP to every government official within 500km and you get raided by SWAT because you posted too many things tagged with hashgat communism
(DIR) Post #1715464 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:19:11Z
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@y1 99.999% chance they already do
(DIR) Post #1715466 by trickster@mastodon.technology
2018-12-04T17:19:36Z
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@radicalrobit @lynnesbian I'm a dumbass luddite that hates anything new, but man, even I'm shocked
(DIR) Post #1715482 by thefishcrow@cybre.space
2018-12-04T17:19:53Z
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@lynnesbian ????????????????????????????????
(DIR) Post #1715488 by y1@baraag.net
2018-12-04T17:20:01Z
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@lynnesbian probably just for everyone tbh.
(DIR) Post #1715489 by violet@cybre.space
2018-12-04T17:20:12Z
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@lynnesbian @trickster The one upside about our banks hating new technology and the govt not regulating new tech is that I don't actually know a single person with a contactless cardSecurity through inability, I guess
(DIR) Post #1715490 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:20:18Z
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@thefishcrow microsoft and mastercard are partnering to have a universal identify for you
(DIR) Post #1715522 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:21:28Z
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microsoft and mastercard are both middle aged straight white allocishet men but the pairing of the two of them is still a straight couple
(DIR) Post #1715539 by cdmnky@niu.moe
2018-12-04T17:22:22Z
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@lynnesbianallo-never heard of that one before
(DIR) Post #1715543 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:22:39Z
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@cdmnky allosexual means capable of sexual attraction
(DIR) Post #1715547 by cdmnky@niu.moe
2018-12-04T17:23:00Z
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@lynnesbianohhh
(DIR) Post #1715553 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:23:33Z
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for gods sake. can we just like get rid of capitalism. like i know. i know. that's not exactly a new and interesting take here. but like. come on. this is too much. what the hell. stop this. stop this
(DIR) Post #1715566 by vexacia@mastodon.social
2018-12-04T17:23:38Z
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@lynnesbianliberals: wow social credit huh, man china is really crazy, no western capitalist democracy would ever allow thatcredit card companies: hold my beer
(DIR) Post #1715665 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:29:09Z
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ive had it. im done. sorry if anyone was using it
(DIR) Post #1715669 by scalie_skelly_grrr@yiff.life
2018-12-04T17:29:14Z
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@lynnesbian TEAR THIS SHIT DOWN, WHAT THE FLYING HELL?! GET THE FORKLIFTS AND OTHER SHIT, THIS EMPIRE NEEDS TO BE TRASHED
(DIR) Post #1715705 by Shrigglepuss@octodon.social
2018-12-04T17:30:48Z
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@lynnesbian MIME type: greed/money
(DIR) Post #1715773 by flussence@nulled.red
2018-12-04T17:34:04Z
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@lynnesbian ah, six things I can't afford
(DIR) Post #1715775 by cogitoergofemme@lgbt.io
2018-12-04T17:34:18Z
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@lynnesbian gotta shift delete fam
(DIR) Post #1715847 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:36:42Z
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holy shit i just realised they put "getting married" in the list of use cases aaaaahahahaha"i'm sorry, ma'am, the computer won't let me marry you to your fiancee unless you both have a microsoft account"world is a fuck
(DIR) Post #1715935 by thefishcrow@cybre.space
2018-12-04T17:40:22Z
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@lynnesbian i understand, im just sreamcingaaaaaaaaa
(DIR) Post #1715937 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:40:37Z
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yee
(DIR) Post #1715944 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:40:48Z
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(and i cannot stress this enough)
(DIR) Post #1715946 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:40:53Z
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haw
(DIR) Post #1715958 by cynosphere@scuttlebug.space
2018-12-04T17:40:59Z
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@lynnesbian haw
(DIR) Post #1715964 by Authoritimmy@jorts.horse
2018-12-04T17:41:59Z
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@trickster@lynnesbianBasically all cards in the US have a pin now, but they can also be used as chip+signature or swipe+signature. Many restaurants have a machine where servers swipe your card and bring back a paper receipt for you to sign. I use reasonably good practices, and getting fraudulent charges has happened to me about 3 times in the past 5 years. My bank has refunded all the fraudulent charges each time
(DIR) Post #1716006 by jwhamilton_@radical.town
2018-12-04T17:42:34Z
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@lynnesbian the bride and the groom both trade their vows. there is anxious tension in the chapel, waiting for the big moment. the priest takes a deep breath: “you may now sign up for a free Microsoft account and for a limited time only get upgraded OneDrive stora
(DIR) Post #1716054 by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2018-12-04T17:04:48.471166Z
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@lynnesbian Also, your insurance rates will be raised if you don't take a Voluntary Blood Sugar Measurement
(DIR) Post #1716056 by frickhaditcoming@anticapitalist.party
2018-12-04T17:42:07Z
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@elomatreb @lynnesbian what if they partnered with aetna so it was a requirement? problem solved /s
(DIR) Post #1716058 by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
2018-12-04T17:43:12.511434Z
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@frickhaditcoming @lynnesbian I looked that company up (not from the US) and this was the first sentence that sprung into my eye on the Wikipedia page: "The name of the company is based on Mount Etna, at the time the most active volcano in Europe."if that's not foreshadowing I don't know what is
(DIR) Post #1716078 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:44:39Z
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i'm sorry, ma'am, we don't serve non-microsoft account holders here
(DIR) Post #1716091 by thatwingsy@snouts.online
2018-12-04T17:44:44Z
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@lynnesbian thank you for this
(DIR) Post #1716095 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:44:55Z
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at least i can sync my pronouns to onedrive now
(DIR) Post #1716116 by radicalrobit@radical.town
2018-12-04T17:45:34Z
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@lynnesbian the single worst thing about this isn't even the two companies involved it's the idea of a digital ID proposed by private companies.it's basically an Ad ID except it'll be spread across all of your accounts, all of your browsers and all of your devices on all of your networks.It's just made *even worse* by having a credit card company and a standards-averse tech company involved.Fuck.
(DIR) Post #1716131 by aeonofdiscord@icosahedron.website
2018-12-04T17:46:33Z
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@lynnesbian i'm afraid your gamerscore isn't sufficient for us to approve this home loan
(DIR) Post #1716284 by operand@todon.nl
2018-12-04T17:51:26Z
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@toilet @lynnesbian Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®
(DIR) Post #1716288 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T17:51:49Z
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@operand @toilet i fucking love that story oh my god
(DIR) Post #1716395 by y1@baraag.net
2018-12-04T17:56:46Z
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@lynnesbian god, i fucking hate onedrive. it's weird. so many of the basic things, the foundation, of windows 10, is incredible, but the candy crush and onedrive ruined it for so many people didn't it
(DIR) Post #1716399 by Authoritimmy@jorts.horse
2018-12-04T17:57:02Z
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@lynnesbianJust wait, soon Microsoft will accidentally delete everyone's pronouns and we'll be living in a post-gender society
(DIR) Post #1716517 by mikasa@witches.live
2018-12-04T18:03:08Z
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@lynnesbian AAAAAAAAND THE LAAAAAAAAAANDOF THE FREEEEEEE
(DIR) Post #1716528 by grainloom@cybre.space
2018-12-04T18:03:12Z
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@lynnesbian Ew Ew EwEw Ew EwEw Ew EwEw Ew EwEw Ew EwEw Ew EwEw Ew EwEw Ew EwEw Ew EwEw Ew EwEw Ew Ew
(DIR) Post #1716538 by somem@shigusegubu.club
2018-12-04T18:04:14.219193Z
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@lynnesbian oh no
(DIR) Post #1716566 by KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social
2018-12-04T18:04:52Z
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@lynnesbian Need to implement a biohazard bin. Regular trash cans aren't good enough here.
(DIR) Post #1716637 by brushy@snouts.online
2018-12-04T18:07:57Z
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@lynnesbian microsoft edge autopopulates forms helpfully for you, and soon microsoft outlook (renamed panoptic) helpfully composes new emails to the fbi snitching on your illegal female presenting nipples. you go to book a plane ticket somewhere far away but they've already locked you out of your credit cards. going to ground in your hometown? that's Priceless ™️
(DIR) Post #1716656 by Chel@computerfairi.es
2018-12-04T18:08:35Z
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@lynnesbian how about nohow about also fuck off and stay away from me with that shit 😬
(DIR) Post #1716705 by chupacabra@sunbeam.city
2018-12-04T18:10:03Z
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@lynnesbian 2025: Windows update deletes every bank account, money is abolished and humanity prospers for millennia.
(DIR) Post #1717161 by desvox@catgirl.science
2018-12-04T18:25:52.587136Z
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@lynnesbian this gif is too real, it just keeps looping and coming back
(DIR) Post #1718298 by AceNovo@kitty.town
2018-12-04T19:07:22Z
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@lynnesbian"Could we not Chloe" says, "Could we fucking not?" to this
(DIR) Post #1718347 by Taweret@octodon.social
2018-12-04T19:09:16Z
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@lynnesbian i have only good feelings about this
(DIR) Post #1718443 by moomin@sunbeam.city
2018-12-04T19:12:54Z
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@lynnesbianOh my god
(DIR) Post #1721718 by trickster@mastodon.technology
2018-12-04T20:50:32Z
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@Authoritimmy OK, so it's not *that* bad
(DIR) Post #1722078 by toni@mastodon.toni.im
2018-12-04T21:01:31Z
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@lynnesbian @cocoron Based on today’s news it sounds like #Microsoft’s new strategy is to copy #Google https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-08-30/google-and-mastercard-cut-a-secret-ad-deal-to-track-retail-sales
(DIR) Post #1722731 by DJWalnut@vulpine.club
2018-12-04T21:24:43Z
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@lynnesbian I want a bot that automatically spits these out
(DIR) Post #1724743 by wohali@octodon.social
2018-12-04T22:34:07Z
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@lynnesbian can't wait until THAT database leaks
(DIR) Post #1724766 by Alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe
2018-12-04T22:35:09Z
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@lynnesbian yah, I think we need to shut this all down lol
(DIR) Post #1725061 by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
2018-12-04T22:42:03Z
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@lynnesbian
(DIR) Post #1725146 by britvulcan@mspsocial.net
2018-12-04T22:48:06Z
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@lynnesbian how did you get gif caption to work?? Did you include it in some of the frames when you made the gif??
(DIR) Post #1725163 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T22:48:36Z
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@britvulcan what do you mean by gif caption?
(DIR) Post #1725323 by britvulcan@mspsocial.net
2018-12-04T22:52:24Z
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@lynnesbian ahh, that's a no then. So like on our instance we caption all our pics for voice readers. This doesnt work for gifs. Your gif for trashing capitalism has a title screen? But probably not the same functionality.
(DIR) Post #1725336 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T22:53:10Z
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@britvulcan you mean this caption here? the one that appears when you hover over the gif?
(DIR) Post #1725405 by britvulcan@mspsocial.net
2018-12-04T22:53:54Z
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@lynnesbian yeah!
(DIR) Post #1725439 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T22:57:18Z
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@britvulcan just like this!
(DIR) Post #1769159 by Christian@cybre.space
2018-12-06T12:44:57Z
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@lynnesbian We're not allowed to get off this carnival ride until we're all either dead or destitute
(DIR) Post #1769202 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-06T12:48:18Z
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@Christian i want to get off ADAM SMITHS WILD RIDE.
(DIR) Post #1769840 by Christian@cybre.space
2018-12-06T13:23:32Z
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@lynnesbian @HTHR >ADAM SMITH'S WILD RIDEit's a log-flume ride, but at the bottom, instead of water, you splash into a huge pool of human blood
(DIR) Post #1769844 by christobal@social.coop
2018-12-06T13:23:47Z
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@lynnesbian @Christian im pretty sure he wants off as well.
(DIR) Post #1770279 by thefishcrow@cybre.space
2018-12-06T13:47:13Z
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@lynnesbian 🚮 🚮 🚮
(DIR) Post #1770491 by jdkendall@niu.moe
2018-12-06T14:01:11Z
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@lynnesbian Huh. Well, that was easier than I expected it to be.
(DIR) Post #1771205 by frinkeldoodle@furrytf.club
2018-12-06T14:44:19Z
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@lynnesbianit's about time someone did that, thank you
(DIR) Post #1771249 by 00dani@vulpine.club
2018-12-06T14:45:39Z
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@lynnesbian good girl :patcat:
(DIR) Post #1771747 by drzaiusx11@mastodon.social
2018-12-06T15:11:41Z
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@lynnesbian i hope it requires inserting chips into our bodies so i can live my greatest dystopian capitalist nightmares
(DIR) Post #1775761 by meowski@freespeechextremist.com
2018-12-06T17:40:27.373894Z
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@lynnesbian This just proves the old axiom: The left can't meme
(DIR) Post #1775764 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-06T17:40:29Z
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@meowskiimagine being so obsessed with MUH FREEZE PEACH that you join a pleroma instance dedicated to it, lmaothis post was automatically generated by ChudBot 9000. trans rights are human rights :blobbun:
(DIR) Post #1788150 by Christian@cybre.space
2018-12-06T13:25:18Z
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@christobal @lynnesbian I don't think he wants anything anymore lol
(DIR) Post #1851683 by kew@sunbeam.city
2018-12-09T07:44:56Z
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@lynnesbian holy shit is this real
(DIR) Post #1851694 by Zoe@witches.live
2018-12-09T07:47:06Z
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@lynnesbian
(DIR) Post #1851782 by hailsatan@mastodon.social
2018-12-09T08:01:44Z
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@lynnesbian [guy in master chief outfit kicks down my door for not joining up with their spyware thing]
(DIR) Post #1851795 by MadestMadness@meow.social
2018-12-09T08:03:25Z
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@lynnesbian -anarchist fennec recoiling and shivering-
(DIR) Post #1851796 by binchicken@chickenfan.club
2018-12-09T08:03:30Z
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@lynnesbian
(DIR) Post #1851815 by binchicken@chickenfan.club
2018-12-09T08:05:53Z
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@lynnesbian @trickster i took a hole-punch to mine
(DIR) Post #1851835 by slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club
2018-12-09T08:08:18Z
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@lynnesbian rm -rf ./*
(DIR) Post #1851846 by moth@queer.garden
2018-12-09T08:09:01Z
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@lynnesbian "$ sudo rm -r /lib/cis/men"
(DIR) Post #1854216 by devnull@mamot.fr
2018-12-09T11:19:39Z
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@lynnesbian 🤮
(DIR) Post #1854236 by sebsauvage@framapiaf.org
2018-12-09T11:21:37Z
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@lynnesbian🤮
(DIR) Post #1858887 by grufwub@notbird.site
2018-12-09T08:11:03Z
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@moth @lynnesbian I don't wanna hear em scream for help, they just gotta go."rm -rf" that shit
(DIR) Post #1858960 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-09T16:03:12Z
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@kew you know it
(DIR) Post #1858978 by cdmnky@niu.moe
2018-12-09T16:04:23Z
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@lynnesbianwelp, time to say "fuck it" and live the pioneer life in northern canada@kew
(DIR) Post #1859022 by Deiru@gensokyo.social
2018-12-09T16:07:03Z
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@lynnesbianOh no, oh nononononononoononon
(DIR) Post #1860543 by petit@social.ufeff.club
2018-12-09T17:30:47.871204Z
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@lynnesbian It's weird. I don't have any problems with Mastercard as a company attempting this. I don't want it, but I can't hate them for trying to fill a niche. I just hate that Microsoft is their buddy. The same Microsoft that did it's best to kill One Laptop Per Child. The same Microsoft that lobbied the USG to kill off Japan's OS, TRON. The same Microsoft that wrote the Halloween documents. The same Microsoft that were the first to join PRISM. The same Microsoft that goes along with Chinese censorship.
(DIR) Post #2266382 by toro@mstdn.io
2018-12-25T05:05:10Z
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@lynnesbian blease I am so scared
(DIR) Post #2364997 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2018-12-28T12:06:47.634412Z
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@lynnesbian @federationbothaw
(DIR) Post #2372368 by Gaynebula@girlcock.club
2018-12-28T17:36:29Z
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@meowskiIt's neither old nor an axiom you absolute fetid anus, go back to 4chan we don't want you here
(DIR) Post #2372454 by Gaynebula@girlcock.club
2018-12-28T17:39:22Z
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@lynnesbianWow, finally scrolled up to find the original context for this and... fuck. Not scary at all. I totally don't go into overdraft every few weeks thanks to prescription costs and I'm not terrified of the many ways they could be weird and creepy about that. Nope. No history of being denied medical care here and no terror whatsoever at the prospect of it happening again in future.
(DIR) Post #2372494 by meowski@freespeechextremist.com
2018-12-28T17:40:36.898208Z
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@Gaynebula LOL get pozzed
(DIR) Post #2372555 by Gaynebula@girlcock.club
2018-12-28T17:42:02Z
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@meowskiTruly, an all round interesting and pleasant human being. Not at all unpleasant, bigoted and clueless. Nope.
(DIR) Post #2374209 by meowski@freespeechextremist.com
2018-12-28T18:53:00.360832Z
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@Gaynebula how many butt plugs can you fit in your butt now?
(DIR) Post #2388365 by Los_Ingobernables_De_Jorts@jorts.horse
2018-12-29T04:29:30Z
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@lynnesbian i trust mastercard with my life (mainly bc i wish i was dead)
(DIR) Post #2389859 by fuckcompute@soc.punktrash.club
2018-12-29T05:35:49.509391Z
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@lynnesbian im upset you tooted this. i was living in blissful ignorance and then you ruined itlynnewhyplease just let me pretend things are okayFUCKINTHE SKY ABOVE THE PORT WAS THE COLOR OF TELEVSION*TUNED TO A DEAD CHANNEL*
(DIR) Post #2390296 by uranther@cybre.space
2018-12-29T05:59:20Z
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@lynnesbian what could possibly go wrong?? :icon_exclaim:
(DIR) Post #2390314 by niconiconi@cybre.space
2018-12-29T06:00:10Z
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@lynnesbian 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮