Post 1341713 by distressedegg@mellified.men
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(DIR) Post #1336588 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-11-20T01:16:21Z
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I feel like this test doesn't take into account "spends most waking hours at least considering horny things to put on the Internet"
(DIR) Post #1336637 by Monawooofer@snouts.online
2018-11-20T01:19:28Z
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@BestGirlGrace this is the greatest question conceived by human hands
(DIR) Post #1336664 by Monawooofer@snouts.online
2018-11-20T01:20:31Z
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@BestGirlGrace the greatest question ever devised by man
(DIR) Post #1336699 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-11-20T01:22:27Z
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Me: I've never had the chance to develop a romantic relationship, but I spend a lot of time writing erotic stories and concocting new kinks with friends. I can never discuss large swaths of me in polite companyTest: you blushing virgin. You absolute prude. If you haven't driven cross country to have sex with a dog in an airplane, get the fuck out of my sight. Have fun in church
(DIR) Post #1336724 by evan@radical.town
2018-11-20T01:23:28Z
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@BestGirlGrace well look on the bright side... we got the same score
(DIR) Post #1336793 by distressedegg@mellified.men
2018-11-20T01:28:09Z
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@BestGirlGrace i always feel like tests like this are created by the kid in middle school who knows the name of every possible weird sex move there is and loves to brag about it
(DIR) Post #1336852 by luna@f.l4.pm
2018-11-20T01:22:58.067731Z
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@BestGirlGrace tbh thats the most important reason on why purity test doesn't work
(DIR) Post #1336853 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-11-20T01:32:43Z
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@luna yeah, it can only detect "impurity" that the author can conceive of. I think that I could convince the author to give me a much lower score if we spoke in person
(DIR) Post #1336867 by Lumb@lamp.institute
2018-11-20T01:33:23Z
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@BestGirlGrace Yeah there’s no way you’re purer than me, this is a load.
(DIR) Post #1336974 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-11-20T01:38:42Z
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@distressedegg Yeah, I kept thinking "this feels like a giggling frat boy test". It is for college students, which kinda tells you something. This is for people who think the holy grail of sexual conquest is getting to touch a model's boob
(DIR) Post #1338333 by johntherun@mastodon.social
2018-11-20T01:28:37Z
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@BestGirlGrace tbh if you haven't been convicted of a felony for joining the "mile high STI club" then have you even truly lived
(DIR) Post #1338473 by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
2018-11-20T03:14:50Z
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@BestGirlGraceWas there a checkbox for "my domain name includes the words 'illegal pornography' in it"?https://mastodon.lubar.me/@ben/101100887965607048
(DIR) Post #1338543 by scarly@soc.scarly.pink
2018-11-20T03:20:38Z
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@BestGirlGrace i feel like this test was basically written by really white people that have a frat boys understanding of sex and sexualitythe test is... very comprehensively bland
(DIR) Post #1338786 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-11-20T03:33:07Z
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@scarly yeah, I was saying this elsewhere. It's by frat boys for frat boys. The author is a pretty boring version of kinky
(DIR) Post #1341247 by blankideogram@anticapitalist.party
2018-11-20T06:25:11Z
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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg I got a high score, but whatever, I'm old. Your right, it's shitty hetero crap. Be better if it asked if you'd swallowed male & female cum and got points for each etc.
(DIR) Post #1341713 by distressedegg@mellified.men
2018-11-20T07:04:58Z
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@blankideogram @BestGirlGrace seventeen thousand points for nonbinary cum.... rarest, most ethereal of cums.... like quicksilver in the hand, like melted gold in the mouth
(DIR) Post #1341714 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-11-20T07:05:33Z
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@distressedegg @blankideogram *swirling a wine glass full of quicksilver enby cum* ah, the rarest and most powerful kind. I had to kill a dozen men just to get this morsel