Posts by distressedegg@mellified.men
(DIR) Post #A2v57RFvrI1f9VocQS by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-01-05T06:36:07Z
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@junebug giving a new meaning to the term "gunfucker" out here, i see
(DIR) Post #A3zCGHW5lVpEOXUDuS by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-06T04:29:36Z
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French house, also known as French touch, filter house and tekfunk, is a style of house music originally produced by French musicians in the 1990s. It was a popular strand of the late 1990s and 2000s European dance music scene and a form of Euro disco. GOD I WISH I HAD A FUCKING CUNT RIGHT NOW. The defining characteristics of the sound are heavy reliance on filter and phaser effects both on and alongside samples from late 1970s and early 1980s American or Europ-
(DIR) Post #A3zCGSE3wswJbo8Tpo by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-06T04:32:12Z
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i know it isn't connected to my gender. i know it wouldn't matter that much in the grand scheme of things. i know i can live without it. but man, people can technically live without all sorts of things and that doesn't mean they shouldn't get them
(DIR) Post #A3zJ9P8JkRwtfY2ATY by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-06T05:45:50Z
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Guess what came in today~ 🎶The wait is over! NEW and IMPROVED QVP face masks will be going back up in my shop on Monday! #queervillainpride
(DIR) Post #A40SkQGTb5mydfXKfQ by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-06T19:11:00Z
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@astraluma yeah! these are tailored to fit your face a little better than the old version, they're bigger and have adjustable straps so they're much more One Size Fits All, and they're double-layered for extra protection!
(DIR) Post #A4Lmflr78fReTT8nJo by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-15T21:48:53Z
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We're in the final week of our campaign! If you were thinking about snagging one of these beautiful pins for yourself, now's the time to do it! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/irisjay/queer-villain-pride-pins-2021 #queervillainpride
(DIR) Post #A4PxDxLShhTc807C08 by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-19T02:16:33Z
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kaiju/giant robot month seemed like a real challenge at first until i realized i can just draw pinups of all the kaiju and mechs i think are horny, starting with my husband, Anubis from ZOE2
(DIR) Post #A4PxE0fmKcViRsdxaK by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-19T02:20:06Z
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i really just want him to choke me with his weird little hands while he pins me down and pumps me full of robot cum. i don't think that's too much to ask
(DIR) Post #A4PxScxqlHINGI4BXM by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-19T02:23:34Z
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his cockpit folds back to reveal a big cybernetic dick with a knot in this scenario. also i'm another big robot. maybe jehuty. idk. thinking about him knotting in me and knocking me up with gooey nanofluid so that my self-repair unit is overridden and forced into cranking out litter after litter of evil little puppy drones is, uh, cool
(DIR) Post #A4PxSdPV6TPge30GdU by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-19T02:24:29Z
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robofucker till i DIE, babes. until i fucking DIE
(DIR) Post #A4YHnfAvHzvwY1AWKe by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-23T02:44:19Z
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@junebug let your ego big enough, pretty soon other people will start to notice. and if other people start noticing, they won't be able to stop themselves from worshipping you. before you know it they'll start finding more elaborate ways to do it-- leaving offerings, composing hymns, until soon they're wearing holes in the knees of their Sunday best, flinging themselves prostrate at your feet and begging for just a glimpse of Your radiance...
(DIR) Post #A4YHngRyY5AUVC9eYC by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-23T02:46:05Z
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@junebug *GET, not let. tripped at the starting line but still won the race, hell yeah
(DIR) Post #A4YL4Cu7x8F5eVtQdk by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-02-23T03:05:23Z
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@junebug it does give me a divine sense of satisfaction knowing the Goddess is pleased with my humble efforts~
(DIR) Post #A7U9VvCt4jw5tKRtgm by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-05-21T20:05:38Z
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THEY'RE BACK. Our wildly popular Trans QVP Masks got an upgrade, and now sport the same tailored fit, dual-layer construction and adjustable ear straps as our regular QVP masks! Only 100 are available, so order now! https://shop.irisjay.net/products/limited-edition-trans-qvp-face-masks #queervillainpride
(DIR) Post #A7U9VvnkrfQVjfhL9c by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-05-21T20:06:04Z
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ABOUT THIS YEAR'S CHARITY: 100% of proceeds from these masks will be donated to Queer The Land, a Seattle-based project that aims to set up transitional and semi-permanent housing co-ops by and for queer BIPOC! Read more about them here! https://queertheland.org/
(DIR) Post #A7U9VwGT8uOZAj8GuW by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-05-21T20:06:58Z
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To reiterate my sentiments from last year: Queer Villain Pride is, at its core, silly-ass horny cosplay bullshit. It doesn't amount to much in the real world. But if we can use it to make real people's lives better, then it's all worth it. If we're going to act evil, we might as well do some good too, right? 💗🧡💚💜🖤
(DIR) Post #ABMNWwAQgUDxbP2CB6 by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-09-14T18:02:35Z
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MANIACAL LAUGH!!! Hanging out and making art on stream with @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com and @itsnero tonight at 8pm Eastern / 5pm Pacific! Sketch slots, pornography, music, and mayhem will abound. http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv #nsfw
(DIR) Post #AC92x7J3F3JCMXMzaq by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-10-08T04:51:52Z
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Stream over! Thanks to @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com and @Draekos for streaming with me, and to everyone who showed up! Sketches are for @YeenRachel@twitter.com , @BestGirlGrace , @LukewarmDeer@twitter.com and @Draekos ! #nsfw
(DIR) Post #ACAAuMBmRfVyRX7jge by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-10-08T18:35:05Z
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FROM THE PATREON: the last two $20 patron sketches from July, right before I upgraded my SKETCH tier! "big lady", it seems, is an eternal mood. <3 #nsfw
(DIR) Post #ACAAuMmIFuioGmCtbE by distressedegg@mellified.men
2021-10-08T18:35:34Z
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SUBSCRIBE TODAY to get access to art in advance, vote in polls, read THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT, chat in our private Discord and more! http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw